₦airaland Forum

tenderlaw:
I have been shouting myself hoarse on this thread...that Navy will not give you enough time to start preparing once d list is out. The hour is now at hand.
Get all you credentials ready right from primary school. Get PLENTY passports ready. Get enough whites, out of which one will be saved solely for d interview day. Start jogging so that you won't disgrace those helping you. If you are menstruating take enough blood tonic now so that you will not be disqualified for anaemia.

When going, avoid too much meat and fish, and treat all STIs. These things can give a false impression of protein in the urine and cause problems with your result.
On d day of d medical test at Onne, DO NOT RUN for any reason. This is because physical stress can also lead to some protein in the urine and cause problems with the result.
Treat malaria now. If you fall sick during d screening then too bad for you.

Know how to write a simple essay about yourself. Usually it is titled Exercise My Life. Don't make it too long, but it should be informative enough.

Call your godfather now...and remember to call God the Father.
All d best.

This one? Sir

pijay:
See me Passing them 1 by 1 and they are keeping strong faces.. Senior Corpers wit Blue short.. Came to drop some1.. Make ona Enjoy... Observing u guys all. Going back to Apapa Now.. Best of Luck to u all... Drink enof water.. U know everytin expected of u. Don't give urself unnecessary High Bp.. Shout out to Attabor from Kogi, Kaka From Lagos, Odeh from Benue, Achanya from Fct, Lantawa from Yobe. Success to u all in camp..
your Bp should not b more than 130 the upper fraction...

My bp not bad but increase than what it was before....but today stress no be here ooo! Its enough to increase your bp.


Tomorrow will favour us all, good night.

HenriFayol:
I did verification of credentials but the officer wasn't satisfied with my age. He penned 29 yrs and was like "hope you are aware the age requirement is 28 by December 2017?" And later wrote NQ which I believe is not qualified. All hope is not lost though... I wish I could just return to my work place tomorrow.. Lols

Don't understand ooo, will the officer be assuming another age? Or he calculated your academics years and did the mathematics.

Don't loose hope yet! Something good can still happen.

Oga Tenderlaw and pjay I hail ooooo!

Please what kind of questions are we to expect for the aptitude test in camp or written test? One of the officers that addressed us in the morning, said they will redo the test becos most of us cheated in the aptitude test.

Are we going to rewrite it or he is just joking? If we are rewriting, what should we expect like English, maths and general paper.

Thanks for your response!

Philadelphia:
Fesvit my guy. Holla me when you get here.

Ok, no p bro!

Emyben:
Fesvit, i tire oo.

Where you sef dey? Lol

I dey Ajah.........I go enter morow....

DirtyGold:
Go and come back tomorrow. No accommodation

Hmmmmmmmmm.......oboy!

NaivatcoEcnirp:
Why not lift weights small? Or do resistance training? It seems to me you are loosing both fat and muscle. Also up your protein intake to limit muscle loss.

Thank you!

NaivatcoEcnirp:
All of una wey just dey intimidate boys. People like me wey dey struggle with 1km nkan? Na wa o. God help me!

Laugh wan kill me, sorry say I dey laugh oooo!

tenderlaw:
You are good to go.

Thank you Sir!

Only that my weight is reducing oooo! Use to weigh between 69 to 73kg.

Measured yesterday, 66kg and am 1.7m making my BMI to be 19.4, is that not a bit low? With the 19.5 to 24.5 range.

HenriFayol:
Weh done o. When me wan faint for 4km after 25 minutes

Brother, welldone ! You are still within range, more practice will help!

Why the silence?

Anyway, after jogging this morning for 8km in 45mins; 4km going for 20mins and 4km returning for 25mins: non stop, I decided to go back to bed.

Onward together!

Remember to clear that sambisa forest between your legs, also your ampit, don't appear before the medical personnels with those brown/black bushes......

Success to us all!

NurseEze1:
...
Umuahia..Abia state

You can come to Lagos like tomorrow and look for it.

How many of you going to Ojo can say this and mean it?

"If blood be the price of admiralty,

Lord God, we ha' paid in full!"

Thank you Oga Pjay and Tenderlaw for your prompt response.

Please how do we go about the interview; I mean the board......

Is there a door to knock? If yes

After knocking, should we open the door or wait for an answer before opening?

When in the room b4 the panel how do we comport ourselves?

Thank you!

pijay:
B is the proper sit up. Thatz the 1 u will do doing physical fitness test.

That B na die oo!

A is better.

But I am not my own again, am now for Nigerian Navy.

pijay:
Normal 1.7 or 1.69 will scale tru. Onne is different from Lagos. U are u medical Staff from Navy Hospital Ojo.

Thanks!

Please which of these is the normal sit up

Pix A or B

Please which of these is the normal sit up

Pix A or B

M

NurseEze1:
if you are 1.69m your height from their own measurement will be -2 I.e 1.67

Their scale is different? So the normal 1.7 is not 1.7 but 1.68, why?

samobaba4u:
For those who made the list, congratulations. I pray everybody from this group make the final list.
Meanwhile, when u are finally commissioned, don't forget to come back here and help others who will still apply for the next ones as ogas pijay, tenderlaw and others contributed and i still believe they will continue to contribute. May God see all of u through and make ways for others. Amen.

I personally will do that!

God on the throne, we will make it.

Oga Tenderlaw, Pjay and Other officers on the trend thank you for support, may God bless and keep you! Amen!

I bought a short with belt hook, can I use white belt instead of black belt?

Thanks.

tenderlaw:
The word is burpee. Check for that.

Yesss Sir!

Oga Pjay, what is Bumpy? Try searching it but no concrete answer.

Thanks

The Navy blue shorts must they be unmarked?

Is okirika OK?

Or making new ones OK?

pijay:
Congrat bro. Keep trying ya best. Keep trying harder. Prepare yaself very well..

Thank you sir!

Am preparing Hard!

With God on the throne, I will surely succeed!

pijay:
Congrat bro. Keep trying ya best. Keep trying harder. Prepare yaself very well..

Thank you sir!

I am preparing hard.

God on the throne, I will make it!

I finally made it!

Thank God for this stage!

God is faithful

Oga pjay, I will be like you when I grow up.

Osusha:
Yes, it can come out any moment from now but that doesn't mean it's TODAY as the guy assumed

Its better to be specific than speculate!

pijay:
Hahahahahaha

Boss, help our soul!

Osusha:
Any moment from now, the list will be out. Some of us here will celebrate while some might be sad. That's the reality of life. Congratulations in advance to those who eventually make the list.

Osusha:
Bros, the CNS never told you the list Will be out today so just chill

Then why did you make it look like, its coming out in couple of hours?