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nnachukz:
My man post all of them here and give credit to your source. Everyone has been doing it that way.

Lol, I'll do when it has more views and comments...I have to be sure I am not talking to myself

Read the rest here -> http://feyine.com/15-things-every-job-seeker-nigeria-familiar/

5. When they offer to pay you 15,000 naira per month

After spending five years + in school

4. You and “The HR”

-dear Hr, I am

3. When you finish NYSC and you are looking for job for over six months

2. When it’s three weeks to the end of NYSC and you still haven’t gotten a job

-POP things on point

1. When you are in school and you hear people talking about not being able to find a job

-me that will get a job before I finish serving

wheels234:
true talk bro

Thanks bro

The main thing being talked about as an achievement by the Buhari administration is the anti-corruption war they are fighting with EFCC, we have decided to list 10 groups of Nigerians that probably do not care about the buhari war.

1. Civil servants


– Because it is hard to care about anti-corruption when you are receiving May salary in August.

2. Web developers


– Because it is hard to care about anti-corruption when the plugin that should cost you 10,000 naira is now 25,000 naira.

3. Parents with children studying abroad


– Because it is hard to care about anti-corruption when you have had to withdraw one of your kids from University of Michigan to Tasued due to not being able to afford to pay tuition at the current exchange rate.

4. People that go to bed hungry


– Because it is hard to care about anti-corruption when you are woken up every morning by hunger.

5. Small and medium-sized entrepreneurs


-Because it is hard to care about anti-corruption when unstable light is killing your business and you can’t even afford to buy petrol regularly at the current price.

feyine.com
6. Members of the Olympic Team


– Because it is hard to care about anti-corruption when you are suffering in another man’s land all in the name of representing your country.

7. Those Building houses


-Because it is really hard to care about anti-corruption when you can no longer complete the housing project you started due to hike in prices of building materials.

8. Sacked Workers


-Because it is really hard to care about anti-corruption when you just got retrenched at work on account of your company doing what it can to survive this economic recession.

9. Job seekers


– Because it is really hard to care about anti-corruption if you spend all your day applying for jobs and not getting employed because companies hardly employ when the economy is bad.

10. Those that are sick


– Because it is really hard to care about anti-corruption when you are sick and can’t even afford to buy drugs you need or get the right treatment you need.

Source: http://feyine.com/nigeria-corruption-buhari-efcc/

Read the rest on FeyinE.com here -> http://feyine.com/10-names-weird-places-abeokuta/

4. Kila

3. Aro (Psycho)

2. Ake ( We cried )

According to Wikipedia,

Abeokuta is the largest city and state capital of Ogun State in southwest Nigeria. It is situated on the east bank of the Ogun River, near a group of rocky outcrops in a wooded savanna;[2] 77 kilometres (48 mi) north of Lagos by railway, or 130 kilometres (81 mi) by water. As of 2006, Abeokuta and the surrounding area had a population of 449,088.

But that's not what we want to talk about, what we want to talk about is the rather weird names some places in Abeokuta have.

1. Adatan (Cutlass don finish)

-Go and buy more na

Read the rest here -> http://feyine.com/15-things-can-relate-listen-nigerian-radio-stations/

5. OAP’s and UK accent

4. When your favorite show comes on

3. You trying to listen to two radio stations at the same time

The height of struggle

2. When they play shakiti bobo immediately after a gospel message.

15 things you can relate with if you listen to Nigerian Radio stations

1. When they haven’t played kiss Daniel’s mama in a day

They must play it

derespect:
All undergraduates are guilty of no1.

Na now I know say e nor easy

No be small thing bro

Read the rest here -> http://feyine.com/15-things-every-job-seeker-nigeria-familiar/

4. You and "The HR"

Dear hr, I am

3. When you finish NYSC and you are looking for job for over six months

See my life

2. When it’s three weeks to the end of NYSC and you still haven’t gotten a job

Pop things on point

15 Things every job seeker in Nigeria is familiar with.

1. When you are in school and you hear people talking about not being able to find a job

me that I will find a job before I finish serving