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Crime / Re: Man Jailed For 12 Years For Raping 5 & 7-year Old Kids In Calabar by Ficient: 7:57pm
Calabar men and paedophilia be like 5 and 6
Culture / Re: Itsekiri's Olu Tussle: Oyowoli Emiko Takes Omo-Oba Tsola Emiko To Court by Ficient: 12:13pm On Jun 18
Simbrixton:
omere mi togan
Ere owuro
ere owuro ra to osun

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Culture / Re: Itsekiri's Olu Tussle: Oyowoli Emiko Takes Omo-Oba Tsola Emiko To Court by Ficient: 8:00am On Jun 18
Vinnie2000:



because Millionaire is attached to his name, u don dey use style to Beg, abi??.. cheesy cheesy

Na so our Girls takedey Fall into Yahoo boys trap... undecided smiley

I no use style beg, I asked. No be crime to ask na. And as I be man so, I no fit visit na.

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Culture / Re: Itsekiri's Olu Tussle: Oyowoli Emiko Takes Omo-Oba Tsola Emiko To Court by Ficient: 2:48am On Jun 18
YungMillionaire:


Edolised? Who is Edolised? We are pure Yorubas. The only difference between us and SW Yorubas is that we are in the heart of Niger Delta. Unlike the Olukunmis who, for the most part, have lost their Yoruba language, Itsekiri language is CLEARLY Yoruboid.

Omere make I send my aza na
Culture / Re: Itsekiri's Olu Tussle: Oyowoli Emiko Takes Omo-Oba Tsola Emiko To Court by Ficient: 2:42am On Jun 18
Cokahot:
Aooow. See my tribe. Kai
omere

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Career / Re: Considering The Situation Of Nigeria, How Are You Coping Without A Job? by Ficient: 6:46pm On Jun 17
gbolswag:
jobless youths like us has shifted focus to playing bet9ja and baba ijebu....it is well

I once had a friend living this kind of life. He was very good with softwares but the streets was killing his talents because of no job. I gave him my laptop to continue programming and encouraged him with the right words. Today he is a big boy jumping from one company to the other as well as running his own company.

My point is keep your dreams and visions alive, avoid the wrong company in those bet shops, improve your skills or learn a new one. Be encouraged, don't let the present situation consume you

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Career / Re: Considering The Situation Of Nigeria, How Are You Coping Without A Job? by Ficient: 6:30pm On Jun 17
Mutmainneen:

30K? I currently earn 16k as a teacher in a private school with my BTech degree in Physics/Electronics. Might I add that I am the first born of the family and currently solely responsible for the school fees of three siblings, and to a large extent, their feeding too? The depression alone no be here. I had such high hopes of securing a job after service. May God help us in this country.

Keep your degree aside first. Go ride Keke, okada or taxi. Even private lesson is better than your teaching job. You can drive Keke from morning till 2pm, organise private lessons for kids in a good venue from 4pm to 6pm three or four times a week. Once you close from lesson you hustle small with your taxi or Keke. Think outside the box, learn new skills. Don't tie yourself to that teaching job.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by Ficient: 6:27pm On Jun 16
oshorstan:
I have been resisting the urge to reply , but I cannot. I think I am the most lucky man in the ship. I met my Fiancee via Facebook, and we bonded ASAP. I met her on her way to Jamb class, in Benin, and she was what she is. Beautiful and neat! No make up, no personal aggradizment. She is one in a million for me. God bless the day I met a Queen like Cherry Aikoriogie. She is my world.


FYI, we are still burning in mad love.

Many people have had beautiful online dating experiences too, even leading to marriage. Just that the thread is for the ones that made them run away
Career / Re: Novice Graphic Designer Makes Obituary Of Himself For Advert Purposes by Ficient: 5:45pm On Jun 15
Eric Abban I cover you with the blood of Jesus Christ

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Romance / Re: Married People: What Advice Do You Have For Singles? by Ficient: 10:20am On Jun 15
sylve11:


This is disgusting. embarassed cool
I disagree, asawo na human being, period is a very natural occurrence.
Romance / Re: Symptoms Of Vaginal Yeast Infection And Possible Remedy by Ficient: 9:08pm On Jun 14
Na so I lash one babe that year with this infection, fear catch m
Romance / Re: Married People: What Advice Do You Have For Singles? by Ficient: 8:03pm On Jun 14
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Asawo period wen you dey always drink na him dey worry you

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Romance / Re: Married People: What Advice Do You Have For Singles? by Ficient: 8:00pm On Jun 14
Make sure the friendship bond is very strong, don't marry bcuz of big yansh

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Romance / Re: Have You Been To A Brothel? Share Your Xperience. by Ficient: 7:56pm On Jun 14
I mistakenly pass one brothel in Benin city, around Ring road. It was along a road linking mission road and Forestry road. Na so dem gather for outside by broad day light dey call male passerby. As I dey look them, na so them begin dey call me. Omo I just increase my acceleration o. They really looked hungry and haggard, may God help them

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Romance / Re: Secret To Delaying Your Ejaculation For As Long As You Want. by Ficient: 7:49pm On Jun 14
Best way to delay ejaculation, just imagine you are doing it with the lifeless one
Romance / Re: Meet 7"3 Ft Tall Nigerian WWE Superstar, Tolulope Omogbehin Aka Omos by Ficient: 6:51pm On Jun 13
This guy other height fit reach 12 inches o
Romance / Re: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by Ficient: 6:04pm On Jun 13
yeye story
Nairaland / General / Re: Python That Swallowed A Cow Killed In Delta State (Pictures) by Ficient: 5:27pm On Jun 13
Kaybaba5:
A big python was killed this morning that swallowed cow
In Delta State

Where in Delta State
Health / Re: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by Ficient: 11:37pm On Jun 12
oluswaggz:
Omo I feel your pain. Mesef don tire, irony is that when I use a condom I can last one hour straight up. But let me just remove the condom under 1 minute I don drop.

Condom was helping me till I got married, I didn’t really feel it but now my wife does not like condom. I need help too

use hammer nack ur gbola b4 u penetrate, u go last long
Sports / Re: Denmark Vs Finland Game Suspended As Medics Confirm Eriksen Is Stable by Ficient: 7:47pm On Jun 12
bmdmix10:
the world is just getting weaker by the sec, before ambulance comes take d fellow to the hospital n hope for d best, now they all crying like pussy n suspending matches.

jeezz

Don't mind them, crying like pus*y just like you did the day you escaped into this world via pus*y. Don't mind them jare

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Sports / Re: Denmark Vs Finland Game Suspended As Medics Confirm Eriksen Is Stable by Ficient: 7:44pm On Jun 12
Gbogbowa:
God is good,I was inside bet9ja watching the game in so when it happened I started praying loud and declair that he will not die but people started mocking me but Lol God answered prayer,praise the Lord Hallelujah

I thank God for your life, the same God will answer your personal prayer petitions, with or without bet9ja

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Sports / Re: Djokovic Defeats 13-time Champion Nadal In 'greatest' French Open Display by Ficient: 11:14am On Jun 12
CooKeed:


Why didn't you like him?
Nadal is my favorite, and I was enjoying the rivalry with Federer. This guy just comes from nowhere with his expressionless face
Sports / Re: Djokovic Defeats 13-time Champion Nadal In 'greatest' French Open Display by Ficient: 4:09am On Jun 12
LushGreenz:
I don't like Novak one bit.
But I respect his tenacity on the court.

I pray Tsitsipas wins instead
.

I didn't like him for a long time too, but he has earned my respect also which is turning to admiration

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Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Cum Inside A Woman? by Ficient: 6:24am On Jun 10
My woman no like cd, but it is never a safe time to cum inside her, she no just dey agree at all at all
Politics / Re: Northern Food And Cattle Dealers Threaten To Stop Food Supply Nationwide by Ficient: 9:45pm On Jun 09
ThumbzTNA:
Let them stop the supply of food. I dont blame them, I blame yorubas who connived with these savages to get them into power

I'm still looking forward to their next betrayal
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Okotie Celebrates The Death Of 'Lucifer', Shares Cryptic Post by Ficient: 3:37pm On Jun 08
WesternOligarch:
Says a pastor who has divorced three times and has a church full of prostitutes...

Am not a fan of both pastors.......

Neither are they your fans
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Okotie Celebrates The Death Of 'Lucifer', Shares Cryptic Post by Ficient: 3:34pm On Jun 08
Afonja2:


Na jealousy dey worry am.

The way Joshua impacted positively on the lives of millions of people through his ministry's and personal philanthropies, Okotie can not measure up till he dies. The only thing he is good at is changing women and blowing big grammars.

Who are you and what are you known for?
Health / Re: British Woman Punches Crocodile Until It Releases Her Twin Sister (Pix) by Ficient: 3:33pm On Jun 08
Crocodile pepper soup on my mind
Religion / Re: 7 Nigerian Clerics Who Have Died Within 6 Months (Photos) by Ficient: 5:29am On Jun 07
Tunasco4u:
Jesus chest go son full now with new passengers grin
Just immagin you dream that your pastor is inside fire dey burn for hell what will you do ; grin

What are you trying to say
Romance / Re: My Friend Wants Me To Test Her Gf by Ficient: 8:09pm On Jun 05
Deicide:
Is your friend gay
Test her how? She be soup? Abi u be tester screw driver
Romance / Re: The Easiest Way To Get A Husband Is To Give To The Man. Imagine He Took You Out by Ficient: 8:06pm On Jun 05
doggedfighter:
Husbands are not scarce.

It's quality men that are scarce

All these tips aren't necessary.

Women are plenty, but wife material no even reach 1 yard

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Politics / Re: US Mission In Nigeria Statement On Twitter Ban by Ficient: 7:43pm On Jun 05
CilicMarin:
Freedom of Speech.. grin grin But Buhari tweet was deleted?

Anyway, the Federal Govt. is no way hindering freedom of speech...We still have Facebook, Nairaland, Instagram, WhatsApp, Telegram, crowwe etc..

FG only banned one platform where irresponsible speech capable of wrecking havoc to the corporate existence Nigeria is permitted and that is Twitter...

God Bless Nigeria..

Buhari tweet my foot. can he operate Android phone sef

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