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RomanceRe: Anybody That Wants To Date Me Must Also Be Ready To Take Care Of My 3 Children by Figurine007: 5:17pm On Jan 09
uwa002:
Anybody that wants to date me must also be ready to take care of my 3 children”

- Single mother of three says.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UJDUiGKL7w
Lol..🤣🤣🤣
Madam are you very serious or you made this statement because of the effect of the hangover of Last night drinking competition party you went.

Be serious please
HealthRe: What Is The Best Solution For Very Stubborn Fungal Infection? by Figurine007: 9:39am On Jan 05
Auxtan:
What is the best cream for very stubborn fungi?

Especially the one that can help treat nails infection.
Cut off the affect area with kitchen knife
PoliticsRe: ICPC Crowns NUPRC Under Gbenga Komolafe As Nigeria's Most Transparent Agency by Figurine007: 6:10pm On Dec 24, 2025
bestofnollywood:
Source:

https://applesbite.com/icpc-crowns-nuprc-under-engr-gbenga-komolafe-as-nigerias-most-transparent-agency-demolishing-corruption-claims/
True OMOLUABI!
The YORUBA Nation is proud of you Sir.
National award for you
Ministerial upgrade for Engr Gbenga when
Tinubu is sworn in the second time
PoliticsRe: Security Forces Kill Over 40 Armed Militants In Niger Raid by Figurine007: 3:20pm On Dec 11, 2025
AqualinaXYZ:
If u believe this then then you can believe Tinubu doesn’t sniff white substance



Useless people
My brother I stopped believing audio killing of militant, long ago
TV/MoviesRe: Lady Tackles Skitmakers For Using Hausa & Islamic Dressing To Portray Criminals by Figurine007:
God1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5kG6lHQgI?si=X6JcCzHdLbAJ6mH6

Muslim lady tackles Nigerian skit makers for using Hausa language and Islamic dressing to portray criminals



https://www.facebook.com/reel/1296945172459232/?app=fbl
She should disprove what the content creators are making. Almost all Bandits are Northerns, they are all Muslims, they are mostly illiterates and there is extreme backwards in human and capital development in the Northern region than other regions.

What she should channel her energy and time on is how Northern leaders will truly wake up from their slumber and truly address Banditry, Illiteracy, extreme backwardness and poverty in their region.

Woman don't come and gaslight or OPEN EYE FOR ANYBODY, tell your leaders to address the facts in issue I beg
PoliticsRe: Governor Dapo Abiodun Meets With Security Chiefs (Photos And Video) by Figurine007: 1:15pm On Nov 28, 2025
[quote author=naptu2 post=137626835]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ7EfVfkkHI?si=UeLPS5E8gPT35OHo

Prince Dr. Dapo Abiodun, CON @DapoAbiodunCON



Abiodun who told you Ogun State is the most peaceful state in Nigeria?
Ogun State is the General Headquarters of head mining in Nigeria. There is no state in Nigeria where ritual killing is more prevalent like Ogun State.
HEAD MINING IS THE MAIN OCCUPATION OF BOTH THE YOUTHS AND THE ELDERS
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Eruku CAC Resumes Service After Deadly Terrorist Attack (Photos/Video) by Figurine007: 8:44am On Nov 24, 2025
Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st7iwQ9Gz-s?si=2kbye_kKwHAMJPZE
It is regrettable that there is no visible presence of the Police, Civil Defense, or other security agencies to protect this great and wonderful congregation.

The congregation's refusal to be intimidated or cowed by the enemies and their return to the Church is a testament to their faith.

The Nigeria Police Force must improve its efforts, especially by providing a visible presence during the first service or throughout the coming weeks. This is critical, considering that less than two weeks ago, Islamic terrorists and bandits attacked an evening service, resulting in the murder of approximately five people and the kidnapping of around 38 others.
BusinessRe: Which Business Can A 45-Year-Old Man Start With ₦1M In Port Harcourt? by Figurine007: 8:49pm On Nov 11, 2025
Ibtxxo:
What business can a 45 years old man start with 1m in ph to get 5k above daily.
He starts with POS Business, he will support it with soft drinks and water. He might add snacks and boiled eggs.
At least, when he is hungry he can help his life with food
RomanceRe: Regina Daniels Vs Ned Nwoko: Men, Learn From This - Lady by Figurine007:
fyneboi79:
If a whole senator Ned Nwoko whom we all know is a billionaire can be broke shamed by a Nigerian woman...then who are we not to suffer same fate?
The worst thing a rich, successful man can do to his reputation and everything he built over the years is to marry broke girl or girl from the gutter
The following cases are good points to note:

ALIKO DANGOTE
Bea Lewis the girl who claimed Aliko Dangote broke her heart into "1000 pieces" DANGOTE saved his face and reputation with 5Million USD

ONI of IFE
He went and marry another broke girl called Naomi Silekunola, this lady turned the palace into an annex of her extended family house.
Her mother, sisters and everyone in her family were brought to Oni's palace, do what they like, she even warned Oni not to marry another wife, despite all the efforts of Oni Divorce

ALAFIN OF OYO
Oba Lamidi Adeyemi married another broke girl called Dami, how does it end? A complete disaster.
As soon as Alafin died, she was already going to party and club, she ended in the house of Portable( That street musician) as his wife.

MEN DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BROKE GIRLS OR LADY YOU WILL REGRET IT SOONER THAN LATER!!
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels’ Brother, Sammy, Granted Bail by Figurine007: 5:47pm On Nov 10, 2025
Antoeni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM7kHxkx1-o CT

Regina Daniels’ brother, Sammy, has been granted bail— Actress Doris Ogala confirms

Regina Daniels’ brother, Sammy Daniels, regains freedom after spending several days in detention.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ4I1mFDKO1/?igsh=NWppcXZndHU5Mm9k
The worst thing a very successful man can do to himself is to marry a girl from poor home and wretched family, the outcome in 99% of cases, it always ends up like this other cases in view are
1) Oni of Ife and Naomi Silekunola
2) Alafin of Oyo Oba lamidi Adeyemi and Damilola
PoliticsRe: Senator Barau Jibrin To Trump: Withdraw Your Threat, Apologise Now! by Figurine007: 5:03pm On Nov 08, 2025
Islie:
https://punchng.com/deputy-senate-president-to-trump-withdraw-your-threat-apologise-now/?amp
Lol... grin grin grin
I can spot the face of another Criminal sympathizer and perhaps sponsor
Yeye dey smell, all those that said Nigerian Christians will not have peace should be ready for the bomb Donal Trump.
All their sponsors and sympathizers should be very ready to exist this world.
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Daniel Pledges To Revive Moribund Gateway Industrial Petro-gas Institute by Figurine007: 7:44am On Nov 07, 2025
Freshandfitpod:
Ban Sharia law or divide the country,
Well said. Sharia has no place in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Court clears PDP To Proceed With National Convention In Ibadan (Pics) by Figurine007: 5:11pm On Nov 04, 2025
kcmichael:
Wike thinks he owns the court
That is why he building private residential buildings for them, constructing auditoriums, rehabilitating Law schools etc all with interior motive
Foreign AffairsRe: Police Raid Drug Cartels' Neighbourhood In Brazil, 119 Dead (disturbing Video) by Figurine007: 7:12pm On Oct 29, 2025
tunjijones:
How many south easterner dey among them?
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😁😁😁😁😁😊
Plenty plenty....
From their names they are more than half.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Didn’t Attend His Own Father's Burial - Mike Arnold by Figurine007: 1:18pm On Oct 28, 2025
saintokwuluora:
What goes around comes around...Reno is having a yummy taste of his own recipe.
The cock has come home to roost...😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
FoodRe: Lady Shares The Meals She Made As A Broke Nigerian Student by Figurine007: 6:15pm On Oct 27, 2025
[quote author=brain54 post=137261751]Some people's brokeness...

Is some other people's prayer point.

Nothing new about that![/quote


Believe everything on the Internet you will believe anything. Including LUCIFER making heaven
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Pardons Binance Founder Changpeng Zhao by Figurine007: 1:36pm On Oct 25, 2025
Flangelo12:
Corruption in USA.

People are even scared to mention this.
Not in the fashion of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: The Results Of The 1891 Census Of Lagos Indigenes by Figurine007: 10:43am On Oct 23, 2025
Toluwanise247:
The igbo’s don’t exist then ?
Lol.... grin grin
Igbo has always been in existence; when this census was conducted, the Igbo were still in the Sahara desert trekking towards Nigeria from Israel their ORIGINAL COUNTRY of birth
😁😁😁😁😁
FamilyRe: Wife Collected Back The Car Her Husband Bought For His 19-year-old Side Chick by Figurine007: 6:26pm On Oct 18, 2025
chieveboy:
This is unfair to the chick. Does the wife knows how much the girl toiled for this?
Meaning what 😳
Isi Ewu!
BusinessRe: Reno Thanks Aliko Dangote For Helping Nigeria Achieve Her Second Independence by Figurine007: 12:07pm On Oct 18, 2025
rescuenaija:
Reno Thanks Aliko Dangote For Helping Nigeria Achieve Her Second Independence

Source: https://x.com/renoomokri/status/1979270239067013225?s=46
😁😁😁😁😁

Reno Omokiri's about to give the world a sneak peek into his A-list meeting with Dangote!
🤯 With this picture, he's basically flashing his 'VIP pass' to success, claiming he's just discussed Nigeria's foreign debt bailout with the big cheese himself(DANGOTE) 💼👀
Thank you Pastor Reno Omokiri,
NIGERIA MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA!

😁😁😁
CareerRe: Nestle Fires Boss, Laurent Freixe After Romantic Relationship With Employee by Figurine007: 11:35am On Oct 18, 2025
Goodlady:
Some men never cease to amaze. Isn't he married?
Cos he can't control his 3rd leg several years career went down the drain.
Yes, he couldn't control his 3rd leg because of the 2nd hole within a woman's thighs.
CelebritiesRe: Breakfast Alone Feels So Good” – Annie Shares Following Posts Of Tuface, Natasha by Figurine007:
Chubhie:
What is wrong with Nigerian men? Annie is a beautiful woman willing to mingle.
No reasonable man with correct home training goes about looking for toxic relationship in the name of wanting to belong.
All those coming and might be having interest are the chop and go. If and if you must dining with the devil use long spoon, and what new things can junkie and hoes offer....
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija’s Phyna Seen Partying Weeks After Sister’s Death, Sparks Mixed Reactions by Figurine007: 9:37am On Oct 05, 2025
cityboylagos:
https://eyesoflagos.com/bbnaijas-phyna-seen-partying-weeks-after-sisters-death-sparks-mixed-reactions/
Sebi DANGOTE just gave her 20 million naira from the sisters death, she might be using that in the main time before the main money comes.
Since she is screaming and crying that the 20 million naira is just too small and coming from DANGOTE of all people 🤣
BusinessRe: If Given ₦2m To Turn Into ₦10m Within One Year, What Business Would You Do? by Figurine007: 1:43pm On Sep 27, 2025
Sirchiboy:
If you’re given ₦2m to turn into ₦10m within one year, what business would you do?
Yahoo hahoo business is a perfect business.

Ole!

2 million business to 10 million in 12 months.
I'm 100% sure this must be GenZ asking.
BusinessRe: Throwback: Kingsway Stores by Figurine007: 4:51pm On Sep 25, 2025
bazoodo:
How many people here remember Amosun Stores in Ilorin?? Was the biggest then right??
I certainly do, with nostalgia
PoliticsRe: Sowore Petitions Florida Attorney General Over Wike’s Alleged Properties (Photo) by Figurine007: 11:22pm On Sep 22, 2025
Newsgeek24:
https://news360ng.com/breaking-sowore-petitions-florida-attorney-general-over-wikes-alleged-properties/
Wicked Wike's pocket lawyer and Attorney, Lere who double as his should be prepared to go to USA to defend his International thief Principal

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