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Politics › Re: Nigeria Not Listed On IMF List Of Debtors by Figurine007: 11:28am On Jul 24, 2025

Sunshine34:
https://www.imf.org/external/np/fin/tad/balmov2.aspx?type=TOTAL

It looks like the officials of IMF are not looking at their books very well.
Nigeria name is definitely there as one of the major debtors.
I hope Nigeria government have no bribe IMF officials to hide or distort record
BAT government is capable of anything, to make it look as if his government is trying.
🤣😂

Politics › Re: Reno Omoki: President Bola Tinubu Has Not Borrowed $20.5 Billion by Figurine007: 4:44pm On Jul 23, 2025

Slytiger:
Source: https://x.com/renoomokri/status/1947943028762517924

Because of stomach infrastructure, Reno Omokri forceful impose upon himself the unsolicited, free spoke man and defender of President Tinubu policies and administration.

God bless Nigeria

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Galamsey Operator Arrested Over Violent Robbery Of Momo Vendor In Accra by Figurine007: 12:24pm On Jul 23, 2025

Peterobiisathie:
https://citinewsroom.com/2025/07/nigerian-galamsey-operator-arrested-for-armed-robbery-in-accra/

https://www.modernghana.com/news/1418603/nigerian-galamsey-operator-arrested-over-violent.html?utm_source=chatgpt.com

They keep giving hard working law abiding Nigeria citizens bad name. Their footprints are all over Asia, Europe, America etc as drug lords .

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Health › Re: Taking A Pee Immediately After Unprotected Sex; Myth Or Fallacy ? by Figurine007: 9:55pm On Jul 22, 2025

Palmercole:
Is it true that taking a quick pee ( forcing urine out of your bladder ) after unprotected sex, helps to flush out the infections you might have contacted from your partner in crime? ?

Peeing after sex is a good habit for UTI prevention, particularly for individuals prone to them. However, it offers no protection against STIs or pregnancy. For comprehensive sexual health, it's crucial to rely on proven methods of STI prevention and discuss any concerns with a healthcare provider.

Romance › Re: Trending Video Of Oyinbo Lady Calling Out Girls In Pidgin English (Photos/Video) by Figurine007: 3:27pm On Jul 17, 2025

Glimpsetv:
A white lady has gotten attention from Nigerians after her video calling out girls in pidgin English went viral on various social platforms.
The Oyinbo lady who took to the internet to call out ladies who always claimed their relationship is all sweet and always shower praises on their partners for being very caring and sweet but when things go south, they will now start saying alot of bad things about their partners and how terrible they are in bed and all. Questioning how come ladies don't always see the red flags they only always talk about after breakup?

Her Nigerian accent has gotten Nigerians talking about her and how she acquired such accent and even can speak common term in Yoruba dialect.

Watch the viral video and share your thoughts in the comments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQCH-uBft4?si=7yPqHFHMj0tk6fsj

Omo this babe is not Oyinbo again ooo, this really Naija babe

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Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Arrives In Daura For Buhari's Funeral (Photos) by Figurine007: 1:54pm On Jul 15, 2025

bolaayenimo:
https://x.com/LeadershipNGA/status/1945081211476467821?s=19[/quote]>;
Rotimi Amechi will not kee somebody.

😀😀😀😀😀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This guy thinks it's he is going for political convention

Foreign Affairs › Re: Top Ten African Countries With The Highest Literacy Rates-shehu Sani by Figurine007: 8:40am On Jul 14, 2025*

Morbeta11:
https://x.com/ShehuSani/status/1944346063151722769?s=08[/quote]Nigeria's Literacy Challenge

Nigeria's current educational trajectory makes it highly unlikely to secure a spot in the top twenty most literate African nations in the next 50 years!
This concerning trend is often linked to the calculated and deliberate efforts of some Northern elites who seemingly prefer to keep young individuals out of school.
They appear to be content with a system where these youth are reliant on begging(Almajiri) including scouting round for basic provisions like "kose da kunnu" PAP & AKARA and are given minimal financial aid, all while their own offspring benefit from elite education both within Nigeria and abroad.

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Politics › Re: What Can You Remember Buhari For? by Figurine007: 9:16pm On Jul 13, 2025

obembet:
It's now official that Mr Buhari died on Sunday at a London hospital according to his spokesperson, Garba Shehu.

He said “The family of the former president has announced the passing of the former president, Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, this afternoon in a clinic in London. May Allah accept him in Aljannatul Firdaus, Amin,” Mr Shehu wrote on X.

The former president has been abroad since April. According to sources close to his family, Mr Buhari initially travelled to the United Kingdom for what was described as a routine medical check-up, but subsequently took ill.

Mr Buhari was Nigeria’s president between 2015 and 2023. He stepped down on 29 May 2023 after serving his constitutionally permitted two terms

Muhammadu Buhari also served as Nigeria's president twice: first as military head of state from 1983 to 1985

Some people rate BUHARI as best president ever while some believe that's there are some lapses, so as for you how will you rate BUHARI and what are you going to remember him for?

Source: obembet

Buhari was a disaster and one the worst thing to happen to Nigeria

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Sports › Re: Ibrahim Traoré Unveils $300M Stadium In Burkina Faso by Figurine007: 5:27pm On Jul 13, 2025

cityboylagos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkjIx9vcFSM

https://eyesoflagos.com/ibrahim-traore-unveils-300-million-world-class-stadium-in-burkina-faso/

This type of stadium will be more than 1 billion Dollars in Nigeria, that the over invoicing and corruption of the public servants

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Crime › Re: Canadian Judge Calls Nigerian Police ‘evil Force’, Denies Permanent Residency by Figurine007: 10:32pm On Jul 12, 2025

Achor1111:
Mention any disbanded SARS officer you know, who is upright in discharging his duties.
Just dey play

"You're displaying ignorance about the structure of the Nigeria Police Force. SARS was a small unit within the force, and just because some officers in that unit were corrupt doesn't mean every police officer is SARS. I never condoned or supported the rot and evil within SARS, but it's unfair to label all police officers as evil due to the actions of a few. That's like saying you're a terrorist or armed bandit simply because some Nigerians are involved in such activities. Would you accept being judged based on the actions of others?

Crime › Re: Canadian Judge Calls Nigerian Police ‘evil Force’, Denies Permanent Residency by Figurine007: 9:34pm On Jul 12, 2025

Barrywilly:
God bless the Judge. This will serve as a lesson to other policemen in the force

Lol.... It's disheartening to see people like you gloating over the miscarriage of justice by that evil Canadian judge! However, you should be ashamed that you didn't recognize how you're also affected by that wrong judgment.
He stereotyped every Nigerian police officer as evil, and you're happy about it? What that judge has done is akin to saying every Nigerian is a bandit or a member of Boko Haram simply because a few bandits and extremists are terrorizing law-abiding citizens.
If you've had the privilege of traveling outside Nigeria, especially to Europe, the USA, or some rich Arab countries, and seen how Nigerians are stereotyped as criminals or scammers and people not to be trusted,
just because of the actions of a few Nigerians who indulge in such evil acts, you'll understand what I'm saying.

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Crime › Re: Canadian Judge Calls Nigerian Police ‘evil Force’, Denies Permanent Residency by Figurine007: 9:24pm On Jul 12, 2025

Morbeta11:
https://gazettengr.com/canadian-judge-calls-nigerian-police-evil-force-denies-permanent-residency-to-ex-corporal/

The Nigeria Police Force has a concerning record of human rights abuses, consistently violating the rights of Nigerian citizens. However, it's unfair for a Canadian judge to stereotype every Nigerian police officer as evil and complicit in all the system's crimes.
This blanket judgment is akin to saying every Canadian is a drug dealer or addict simply because some Canadians are involved in drug-related activities.
Without a doubt, the judge has miscarried justice, and it's a shame!

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Business › Re: Pls Advise Me, Which Business Can I Do With 1 Million Naira by Figurine007: 7:40pm On Jul 11, 2025

Eljay9233:
Come let me teach you how to trade forex, you’ll surely thank me later

Listen to his advice and your one million naira is gone the following day.....
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Travel › Re: 31 African Countries Affected By 3-Month US Visa Validity (Full List) by Figurine007: 3:29pm On Jul 11, 2025*

It seems the list doesn't include countries whose presidents speak fluent English.
I hope the list wasn't based on English proficiency. Perhaps President Tinubu should work on his phonetics, pronunciation, grammar, and accent to increase their chances of getting invited to the Oval Office.
I wouldn't want to see President Trump limit Nigerians' visit duration to America to 3 weeks instead of 3 months.
I beg make unna beg President Tinubu not to speak Yoruba accent English in Oval office ooo
😂.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Sends Shettima To London To Visit Ailing Buhari In Hospital by Figurine007: 10:53am On Jul 11, 2025

Maxymilliano:
https://www.arise.tv/tinubu-sends-shettima-to-london-to-visit-ailing-buhari-in-hospital/

It's clear that Nigeria's leaders are prone to wasteful spending, and only a miracle can save the country from their extravagance.
Take, for instance, sending a high-level delegation led by the Vice President to visit someone in a London hospital.
With modern technology, such as video conferencing, wouldn't it be more practical and cost-effective for the President or Vice President to extend their well-wishes remotely?
This would eliminate the need for costly travel and accommodation expenses. The role of the ambassador in the UK could also be leveraged to facilitate such interactions.
By embracing technology, Nigeria could avoid unnecessary expenditures and allocate resources more efficiently."

Crime › Re: Customs Intercepts Container-Load Of Donkey Genitals On Kaduna–Abuja Expressway by Figurine007: 8:33am On Jul 11, 2025

ManirBK:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/07/customs-intercepts-container-load-of-donkey-genitals/

Lol...
The donkey genitals maybe on it way to China, they will process and return it as aphrodisiac concoction or return back to Nigeria as magani burantashi...
Shebi Nigerian women said men no sabi fire 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Travel › Re: Enugu Air Mulls Operations To UK, US, China, Others by Figurine007: 6:40am On Jul 09, 2025

NSK4U:
That's the way to go. More is expected because much has been given to him

Funny this man has not even started operation he is already flying to Europe, China and other international route.
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
This man acquired only 3 light stream body Airplanes he has already finished flying everywhere

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Politics › Re: AMCON Lists Silverbird’s Abuja Mall For Sale Over Murray-Bruce Debt by Figurine007: 9:36am On Jul 07, 2025

Morbeta11:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/805244-amcon-lists-silverbirds-abuja-mall-for-sale-over-murray-bruce-debt.html?tztc=1

They should takeover the property if he borrowed and unable to pay.
It's people's money and nobody should swallow it 🤣🤣🤣

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Politics › Re: Olubadan Of Ibadan, Oba Olakulehin Is Dead by Figurine007: 9:17am On Jul 07, 2025

Zincfingers:
Senator Rashidi Adewolu Ladoja seems to be the next in line

Yes, he has craves for it all his life.
It's a dream come true for Rashid

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Crime › Re: Osun Police Arrest Imam For Raping Neighbour’s 8-Year-Old Daughter by Figurine007: 9:01am On Jul 07, 2025

lecowas:
He's just following the footsteps of a strong man. Same spirit possessed them both through chanting same phrases over and over.

Unfortunately, unlike the strong man, he won't get away. Never

Yes ooo, that strong man escaped punishment, and his sympathizers are defending him with the last drop of their blood for his heinous crime.

But this old man caught for the same act and offence in 21st century will never escape oooo

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Crime › Re: Businessman Catches Apprentice Who Stole Money To Buy Four Phones For Girlfriend by Figurine007: 6:52pm On Jul 04, 2025

CryptoPornster:
Imagine 😱
1million Naira settlement after serving for 7yrs?
Thats pure slavery

Are you justifying the brazen theft? The boss is a God-fearing man. If a small boy like that can steal over a million naira to buy a phone for his girlfriend who works for his boss, can't you see that that boy can kill that man?
Let me tell you, I can bet that over 90% of bosses will immediately hand that boy over to the police for prosecution.

Sports › Re: Legendary Nigerian Goalkeeper, Peter Rufai Is Dead by Figurine007: 8:02pm On Jul 03, 2025

Newsgeek24:
https://news360ng.com/breaking-legendary-nigerian-goalkeeper-peter-rufai-is-dead/

Peter Rufai is surely one of the best goalie keeper to come out of Nigeria and even one of the best from Africa!
I hope and pray Federal government is not owning him money or pledge of any sort.

rest in peace, PETER

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Politics › Re: Obi And El Rufai Seen Holding Hands by Figurine007: 9:11am On Jul 03, 2025

Yourprick:
So obi is now jumping from one party to another lol

Lol...
Back stabber, Obi you will be stabbed.
Obi, Obi, Obi how many times did I called you!
You will collect, that one na sure🤣🤣🤣🤣

Obi wife where you dey, talk to ur husband😂😂🤣🤣

Christianity Etc › Re: Mary Magdalene's Skull Is Showcased In A Glass Case At The Saint-maximin Basilic by Figurine007: 7:38pm On Jul 02, 2025

TouchNfollow:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1XchSG6ZqQ/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvtDN_89e7c?si=E3bC1PwRutuIova5

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relics_of_Mary_Magdalene

Lol....🤣🤣🤣
These Westerners(Oyinbo), whenever they need money, they spin up something that will generate money. It's like a pattern; first, it was the bird flu, and we're still recovering from that. Then came the Chinese virus, COVID-19.

Before that, there was the hype around discovering Noah's Ark. Now is discovering Mary Magdalena Skull!!
Jesuuus

And who knows what's next? It's getting ridiculous. Can't they stop coming up with these things?

Celebrities › Re: Men Can’t Be Sexually Loyal To One Woman - Tuface Idibia (Video) by Figurine007: 1:15pm On Jul 01, 2025

dollytino4real:
See correct update from a man of king Solo descendant, make aids no meet u sha

Get away, he is right wether it palatable to u or not?
Don't come up with AIDs, STD, STI and all those balderdash as weapons of fear and guilt to say he is not speaking the truth

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kazakhstan Bans Face-Covering Garments In Public by Figurine007: 11:38am On Jul 01, 2025

Trojan8:
Then there's Nigeria that's still stuck in the 18th century.

Nope, there are still so many Nigerians still stuck in the 7th century, when that punishment was imposed 🤣😂😂🤣

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Politics › Re: CBN Under Emefiele's Excess Money Printing Crippled Naira — Oshiomhole (video) by Figurine007: 12:11pm On Jun 29, 2025

Lifestylecom:
CBN Under Emefiele's Excess Money Printing Crippled Naira

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In a just and lawful society, Buhari would be imprisoned because he bears ultimate responsibility for his administration's actions. Both the successes and failures of that government rest squarely with him. It is uniquely in Nigeria that someone who commits such severe misrule, as Buhari has, would not only remain free, but also continue to benefit from public funds to support his extravagant lifestyle.

Politics › Re: Ex-Kwara Governor Cornelius Adebayo Dies At 84 by Figurine007: 6:15am On Jun 26, 2025

iwaeda:
Baba CO was from Oke-Onigbin close to Edidi, in between Oro and Omu-Aran. I don't know if his parents were living in Igbaja, near Okeya- Ipo off Ajase-Ipo. I saw him few years back at a function. May the 1st Igbomina Governor find eternal rest.

See finish!
You almost describe his house and the location of his bedroom within in the house, just to show how much you know him.
Well done!
You try well well 🤣🤣😂😂

Crime › Re: Drain Your Dam Or Face Death – Bandits Leader Turji Orders Sokoto Local Govt by Figurine007: 2:34pm On Jun 24, 2025

fuckingAyaya:
So DSS don't know where this guy is but they are always swift to root out content creators that criticize government.

Don't mind the hypocrite, lame and ineptitude organization!!!

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