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7 Ways Ladies Behave When They Are No Longer Vírg1ns.
1.They Are Quick To Anger When Asked if They Are Virgins
You heard me right..research and findings have shown that non vírgin ladies tend to be very uncomfortable and are very quick to anger if you inquire about their sexual lives. The vírgin ladies on the other hand will just smile and keep quiet when asked; but to the non vírgin ladies, they will flare up and will embarrass you. You will hear something like, is it your business if I’m a vírgin or not?
2.They Become Moody
Don’t get me wrong because I’m not trying to say that every lady who suddenly becomes moody has lost her vírginity, but all I’m trying to say is that, when a lady just recently lost it, she becomes incessantly quiet for a few days. She may lock herself up in her room probably because she has something up her sleeves
3. They Pick Quarrel At The Mention Of The Word“Vírginity”
You heard me right. I have noticed that many non vírgin ladies tend to be very uncomfortable when you place so much emphasis on vírginity. However, it’s either they verbally attack you, or they tell you that you are still very immature and really need some maturing to do
4.She Becomes Outspoken On Sèx Discussion
Many virgin ladies are somewhat quiet when people discuss sèx (though not in all cases). She used to be very timid before when she was still a vírgin, but when she’s no longer one, she may not be shy to take part and expressly air her views when s*x topics arise
5.They Live a Life Of“I live my life the way I want”
Yes it’s true that we should never judge a book by its cover, but it’s paramount to also know that the world is fast evolving into the one in which one’s appearance is the first letter of recommendation. However, many vírgin ladies always try to maintain their natural look and worry less about perishable parameter they call make-ups ; but the non vírgin ladies on the other hand may spend eternity in the cosmetics shops painting their faces. They wear waist chain and will flash it when in public; they pierce their noses, they wear anklets, they bleach, and will keep saying they live their lives the way they want. It’s almost impossible seeing a vírgin lady indulge in the aforementioned acts
6.They Mostly Scam Guys
Yes many vírgin ladies are usually very proud and tend to hold themselves in dignity. A guy will have to pester her on a date before she finally agrees; but non vírgin ladies on the other hand will scam guys and see nothing bad in it. They may even bring gangs of friends on a date even without informing you. This is a bid to make their friends have a taste of your money
7.They Upload Bóóbs/Buttócks Revealing DPs
In my personal belief, I have come to conclusion that the chances of ladies who are bold enough to upload boóbs and buttócks reveal pictures on social networks, there chances of being a vírgin is likened to Paul Muite’s chances of winning a presidential election in Kenya. However, the non vírgin ladies on the other hand may not be bold enough to do this and they usually like maintaining their dignity.
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Is this how Akpors plans to be a policeman?
Akpors was taking his final exam at Police College in Kano. Here is one of the questions he came across:
QUESTION: “You are on patrol at the outskirts of Kano when an explosion occurs in the town, on investigation you find a large hole has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned van lying nearby. Inside the van there is a strong smell of alcohol. Both occupants a man and woman are injured. You recognize the woman as the wife of your Divisional Inspector, who is at present away on a Peace keeping mission In Sudan. A passing motorist stops to offer you assistance and you realize that he is a man who is wanted for armed robbery. Suddenly a man runs out of a nearby house, shouting that his wife is expecting a baby and that the shock of the explosion has made the birth imminent. Another man is crying for help, having been blown into an adjacent Canal by the explosion, and he cannot swim. Describe in a few words what action you would take”
Akpors thought for a moment, picked up his pen, and wrote:
ANSWER: “I would take off my uniform and mingle with the crowd, do you want to turn me to a mad man?”
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS THIS TIME?

[color=#000099][/color]This Akpors can find trouble sha.
Akpors decided to go to the club on Friday night. While there, he saw two ladies sitting down at the bar. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpors walked straight to the ugly girl.
AKPORS: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!!
AKPORS: Wanna dance?
UGLY GIRL: Yes (excited)
AKPORS: OK, Go and dance, I want to talk to your friend.
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS NOW?