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Ximenez:
Which of them dey affect you? Recession, freezing of MMM, being a Man U fan, or is it just natural?

na my game wey this useless crystal palace cut the make me vex

Ximenez:
How will you select in a match that includes a team that has just conceded twice in eleven matches? Not to mention the fact that C. Palace has been poor in front of goal this season.

see no provoke me this evening oo I dah vex my blood the hot I fit kill..........................................................................ant

This useless people just cut my ticket na wa for una o just common no fit enter

Crystal palace 1 goal abeg una abeg

octacore:
U no fit see brother, no just hope for am

bross no talk like that o

I just need 1 goal from palace. Edakun epp me

Please guys show some love to your one and only first class mumu. A graduate of university of lagos gwagwalada campus uni jos. Today is my queen,the love of my life,my angel,my heart,my liver,my soul and my blood birthday. I need 10,000 likes

Please how much is 150189.59

ajokeade920:
hey! Don't get it twisted.I Love funny guyz cos am boring....jeez..

oya let discuss business

ReneeNuttall:
Ama wife material, 6 yards hollandis

lol

Tiny23:
wasn't laffing...

ok

Tiny23:
lol.ok

why are you laughing?

Aniker:
You still wanted to steal the FTC..

u fast ehh

Aniker:
Am a wife material

are you sure?

4. Demand for money
Ladies who are wife materials
are very considerate. They
hardly ask money from a man
who is in a relationship with
them. They do not ask money
for recharge cards or
chocolates. They do not want things that will incur expense
and be a burden on the man.
They are very shy in
demanding money. This is
because they know the man
will still spend on them when he marries them. However,
women who only love
demanding money every now
and then should be looked by
men with a second eye.

5. Interest in your parents,
especially mothers
Wives and mothers-in-law are
hardly the best of friends. It
may surprise some men when
ladies they have interest to
marry ask if they still have mothers or not. A selfish wife material does not want to see her mother-in-law at all. She believes in, "“me and my husband." She sees her mother-in-law as a major obstacle to her having a happy matrimonial home. This is
however not the case. Her
disposition towards her marital
life is a key to her having a
happy marriage life.
In addition, some men these
days subtlety ask their potential wives various questions to
know if they will be the one to
marry or that they will still
need to look elsewhere. The
answers these men get assist
them to know if a lady is a wife material or not. Lalasticlala please move it to fp biko

According to the Yorubas, "Marrying a woman is like buying a sealed good from the market in which you are not sure of its contents." This saying may be subjective. However, there are simple ways to know if a lady is a wife material or not.
1. Demand for pre-marital sex In some religious organisations in Nigeria, their leaders lay much emphasis on abstinence from sex before marriage. However, this is not the case in some religious organisations. They do not preach against pre- marital sex. A man who asked a woman out and later on the woman herself says she wants sex should be cautious of such woman. She could use that to trap him by getting pregnant. This is because she already knows the man is financially okay. By getting pregnant for the man, her dream of becoming the man’s wife is realised. If the man says he is not interested in sex before marriage, the woman will still insist she wants sex in order to achieve her ulterior motive. On the other hand, a wife material prefers to wait for post-marital sex.
2. Take her to the eatery This is one of the most effective ways to know if a lady is a wife material or not. A well brought up and responsible lady will eat little or nothing when her potential husband takes her to a fast food joint. On the other hand, a woman who is not sincere about marriage will order what she can never buy with her money. She will eat food worth thousands of naira . She eats in and takes away. She will say to herself that the man who bought the food for her is a big fool. She will not bother to call the man the following day to say thank you.
3. Shopping freak A non-wife material woman is crazy about shopping. She wants the man to buy all sorts of expensive dresses and jewelleries for her. She does not think about the purse of the man. She does not think of planning with the man to save his salary. Even if the man spends beyond his monthly earnings on her, she does not care. She wants everything for herself.

Lala comma drop your own oo

Tiny23:
I never see alert now.

believe am and you go receive am within 48 hours I promise you. Just believe

SINZ:
A Gulfstream jet. Would still make do with a Boeing or Bombardier.


Thanks in advance.

haaaa joor o

Tiny23:
Pls,me need money o...just 50k,thank you.

receive it

Splinz:
My brother, you have been a first class mumu for too long now. It is my sincere wish that you receive sense before the end of this year.

Your asinine simian
countenance alludes that your
fetid stench has anulled the
anthropoid ape species diversity

bbmpin:
[color=#000050] Childish nonsense!! #Delete your account [/color]

I don't know what makes you so stupid,but it really works!

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]Yer moniker is the only explanation needed [/color]

you need to be slapped with a Dick

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue]Hi and i noted yer sig but I'm not interested in that but thank u [/color]

who you one come dey form for na?

Lalasticlala oya come o

5. But that doesn't mean we
can't be serious . Half the time
we're making jokes, we're still
taking things seriously. But
we're not about to start
screaming, "HEY, GANG!
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH DEATH,
HUH? WHERE DO WE GO WHEN
WE DIE? WHAT'S THE BIG
IDEA?" at your great aunt's
funeral like some terrible
stand-up. We are not insane.
We still understand societal norms

6. Just because we can crack
some jokes doesn't mean we
secretly want to break into
comedy. Most of us are
content with just making
people laugh. Don't keep
pushing us to take an improv
class unless we bring it up. And
if we do, get ready for long,
weird hours and lots of
questions about whether or not
a particular joke is funny as we
quadruple-guess ourselves.

7. Get ready for us to be
really elitist about some of
your favorite TV shows. Bleep
The Big Bang Theory. Let's
move on.

8. THERE'S PAIN BEHIND
THESE EYES . All right, let's dial
it down a bit, but just because
we're making jokes doesn't
mean we're constantly happy-
go-lucky. If anything,it's a
defense mechanism. Even if
we're laughing, just check in
with us sometimes.

9. We can't always be "on"
with you. While our friends
typically get our whole funny
shtick 24/7, you're not always
going to get that with us.
Sometimes we need to be
boring and unfunny.

10. We are your secret
weapon at office dinner
parties. We'll charm the hell
out of anyone you need us to.
Your boss? You coworkers?
That weird guy you can't quite
figure out? We're all best
friends now. We are like
locksmiths but with people.

1. We're guaranteed to make your day better, like a human version of pizza.[/b]Had a crappy day at work? Get in a fight with your best friend? You know that if you call us up to hang out, we'll get you laughing.
2. [b]Funny guys are like garlic: bland stuff suddenly gets way better. We'll make even boring stuff awesome. Do you have to go help your brother move out of his dorm? Bring us along. Awkward family wedding?
3 We hate being called "funny guys. On a personal note, I hate writing this and even self-identifying as being funny. If people introduce us as funny or ask us to tell a joke on the spot, we'll retreat into our (probably) metaphorical shells.
4. Yes, we will make jokes during serious talks. Bear with us and don't get mad. Sometimes we can't resist making a so-bad-it's-really-bad- and-almost-good pun or throwing out an actually good one-liner. These moments might come during a serious talk about where our relationship is headed. Brace yourself.

TrapQueen77:


Who doesnt need money?

how much do you need?

Lolz

Good

Funny