₦airaland Forum

themosthigh:
Don jazzy will make money from it. When you busy mavins, he make money from the adverts. You patronize the outlets and they pay don jazzy a patronage fee. They gain customers, you get free wifi, don jazzy makes money. That is it. Good Buiz plan from the don himself.

Don jazzy I salute you and I worship you like I worship the lord. You are my God and my savior and I sincerely believe that you are a messiah but just don't know it yet.
You mean more to me than Christ and all the angels and I sincerely wish you will bless me in your heart, not with money but sincerely wish me good. Please remember me when you are on the day of judgement when you will be on the panel to judge sinners and send them to hell.

Atmmachine:

It's already too late

Look at his ugly goat face with his dry ass jokes calling 2face an illiterate

Alibaba and I go die never talk, na this gorilla face truck driver to dey talk like donkey

I love 2face so much but my love for him went up to 1000% when he cancelled the protest

For the people calling 2face a coward, you guys are dumb as your leaders

After voting for Buhari, you want 2face to rescue you by going out to protest

The thunder wey go fire you still dey eat Amala and Ewedu

You want him to go protest for you and get in trouble with the government because of your dumbness

You voted for change, enjoy your change

2face will not waste his time protesting for dumb people who voted for a 90 year old sick illiterate

sarrki:
Absence of Muhammadu Buhari
Is better than the presence of Gej in office
He was there when they looted us dry

Sacluxpaint:
I know a few connects in masters energy if interested.

SirAweezy:
Lol Goodluck! My advice.... go to duke oil.

teewai563:
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DropShot:
Only wailing zombies and cry-cry PDP think otherwise.

In their myopic thinking, PDP should win each time there's an election.

If PDP wins, they brag that they were able to prevent rigging.

And if APC wins, it's because of rigging of APC in connivance with INEC.


To testify to independence of INEC under PMB/APC, APC candidate could not participate in a senatorial re-run election in Kogi state and as a result, the PDP candidate beat other smaller parties.

When PDP was in charge, such scenario was never possible.



Though I wish APC can do just about half of what they experienced in the hands of PDP, to PDP.

EgusiSoup:
People that vote or will still voting for APC has mental issue that is beyond human comprehension, description or redemption.

I don't even knows whether such people went to school or even has a sense of human dignity or reasoning!
My state Edo state is backward, I wonder how they will still vote for APC with what is happening. I weep for my state

**spits**

Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like Shekau in Sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

As if that is not enough, the wicked girl will be whispering seductively, "Baby I want more"..Chisos!! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin!?Oya tell me what you want him to do after sex.. Harvest cassava for you?

Please ladies, when he is done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.When he wakes up, give him food with enough fish and meat..If after eating, he still looks tired,pet him to sleep biko.. Dem nor dey give person trophy after fvckiing..
I feel u die...

generalbush:
Did Jonathan not use yaradua's downfall to shine??

It happens all the time!!

Alariwo2:
The God that I serve will punish GEJ and his generation.
The God that apppinted Joseph who saved for famine in Egypt will smite him and his greedy supporters this year

Alariwo2:
yorubas made a big mistake fighting for GEJ after yaradua's death.
Turai and her kitchen cabinet would have performed better. Now we will live with the regrets for the rest of our lives