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Politics › Re: "INEC Officials Caught In Opobo Writing Results For APC"- UnitedRiversReporters by fishbone11(m): 5:39pm On Dec 10, 2016
EgusiSoup:
People that vote or will still voting for APC has mental issue that is beyond human comprehension, description or redemption. undecided

I don't even knows whether such people went to school or even has a sense of human dignity or reasoning!
My state Edo state is backward, I wonder how they will still vote for APC with what is happening. I weep for my state

**spits**
Phones › Re: FOR SALE!!! Used Apple Ipad 4 Wifi 32GB With Retina Display@#180,000 by fishbone11(op):
Just call, it's just 4months old.

Phones › FOR SALE!!! Used Apple Ipad 4 Wifi 32GB With Retina Display@#180,000 by fishbone11(op): 7:45am On Dec 09, 2016
Used Apple Retina display, iPad for sale. Just as brand new.
Processor family: Apple, Processor: A6X. Internal storage capacity: 32 GB, Storage media: Flash. Display diagonal: 24.6 cm (9.7"wink, Display resolution: 2048 x 1536 pixels, Display technology: IPS. Main camera resolution (numeric): 8 MP, Maximum video resolution: 1920 x 1080 pixel
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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Men Get Sleepy After Sex? by fishbone11(m): 9:29pm On Dec 06, 2016
Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like Shekau in Sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

As if that is not enough, the wicked girl will be whispering seductively, "Baby I want more"..Chisos!! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin!?Oya tell me what you want him to do after sex.. Harvest cassava for you?

Please ladies, when he is done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.When he wakes up, give him food with enough fish and meat..If after eating, he still looks tired,pet him to sleep biko.. Dem nor dey give person trophy after fvckiing..
I feel u die...
Politics › Re: Under Buhari, People Are Just Stealing Left, Right And Centre —buba Galadima by fishbone11(m): 8:47am On Nov 28, 2016
I swear, I didn't read this long post
TV/Movies › Re: New Nollywood Movie "Chidimma And The Cucumber" by fishbone11(m): 10:16am On Nov 18, 2016
generalbush:
Did Jonathan not use yaradua's downfall to shine??

It happens all the time!!
It was destined.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: We’ll Probe N2bn Ecological Fund Shared Under Jonathan by fishbone11(m): 10:14am On Nov 18, 2016
Alariwo2:
The God that I serve will punish GEJ and his generation.
The God that apppinted Joseph who saved for famine in Egypt will smite him and his greedy supporters this year
Which God? I pity u. God made GEJ a a deputy GOVERNOR, GOVERNOR, acting PRESIDENT and a PRESIDENT. I think God is 100% perfect in decisions than u the scriptures says our ways are not his ways. So my broda, wake up from yr sleep, u are still dreaming. God will not answer yr prayers cos u yourself is a sinner. Only one thing he will continue to elevate him above u haters...Shakina
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: We’ll Probe N2bn Ecological Fund Shared Under Jonathan by fishbone11(m): 10:02am On Nov 18, 2016
Alariwo2:
yorubas made a big mistake fighting for GEJ after yaradua's death.
Turai and her kitchen cabinet would have performed better. Now we will live with the regrets for the rest of our lives
I dreamt about a fool writing nonsense on Nairaland about GEJ, and its reality now u are the big fool. Ode!!!
Politics › Re: New Set Of 114 Roads Ready By Nov. 2017 – Ambode by fishbone11(m): 9:51am On Nov 18, 2016
It is more than 2yrs since the Dana plane crash in my area at Toyin Bus stop, Iju-Ishaga, Ifako-Ijaye Lagos. I can categorically say here that the some of the roads leading to the plane crash were supposed to be tared and till now Okesayan street leading to Toyin Bus stop has been under construction over 1year now and still counting. I weep for my country for delay of road construction.
Crime › Re: Jungle Justice: 13 Times Nigerians Went Too Far (photos) by fishbone11(m): 9:30am On Nov 18, 2016
I don't pity an body that are served jungle justice for their crimes. They have a wicked heart when they go for operations, they kill at ease and yet u guys are saying when they are caught, they should be treated with soft gloves, I disagree totally. They should desist from criminal act and hussle like everyone ease.
Science/Technology › Re: A Huge Snake With A Lot Of Eggs In Nigeria (Photos) by fishbone11(m): 5:04am On Nov 08, 2016
AnonyNymous:
Chai
See egg
Biologists I have one question tho
How do snakes reproduce?
Like I mean how do they f*ck
It's obvious u don't watch NatGeo wild, yr type are always glued to Africa Magic watching what is not educative
Food › Re: Where To But Cinnamon Sticks Or Grounded One. by fishbone11(m): 11:54pm On Oct 29, 2016
How much is a jar or bottle?
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Oby Ezekwesili: "See What You Have Been Reduced To" by fishbone11(m): 4:48pm On Oct 22, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Reno is a fool who likes to talk too much. Why the Efcc and Dss allows him to work free is still a surprise. He is a staunch critic of this government and deserves to be arrested and probed for corruption. I hope he is whisked away to kuje prison soon. Useless parrot
Why not tell yr father in DSS to go arrest him? fool!!! U are among those brainwashed about this corruption propaganda script been played by this present administration. Oby thought she can bring Jonathan down to gain recognition and even appointment but was not only reduced but degraded. Ah!!! Oby see yr life.
Politics › Re: Obanikoro Put $5.37M In Military Trunk For fayose - Aluko by fishbone11(m): 3:30pm On Oct 21, 2016
They have bargained with this crook to nail Fayose, Pls how can $5.37m translate to #60m naira for Christ sakes?
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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Prevent Pregnancy Without Using Condom (number 4 Works Like Magic) by fishbone11(m): 8:16pm On Oct 18, 2016
danxzy:
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THA APP?
Master its MY CALENDAR
Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Prevent Pregnancy Without Using Condom (number 4 Works Like Magic) by fishbone11(m): 9:19am On Oct 18, 2016
opsylojay:
please how do I calculate her safe period
Download this app (my calendar from playstore). I've been using it since time immemorial and I've be disappointed. But u must know her menstrual date, days of flow and input then result comes out and start f******king dey go. Don't ask me how I know, I'm a Medical personnel.

Culture › Re: Prince Eheneden Picks New Name by fishbone11(m): 9:11pm On Oct 16, 2016
KingOvoramwen1:
HAHAHAHA I SWEAR U GO JUST KILL DAT FOOCK BOY...
NOR WORRY BRO OSANOBUA GO BLESS YOUR HUSTLE SURELY!
Thank u my Oga....Eghe ró (time no dey)
Culture › Re: Prince Eheneden Picks New Name by fishbone11(m): 9:09pm On Oct 16, 2016
KingOvoramwen1:
HAHAHAHA I SWEAR U GO JUST KILL DAT FOOCK BOY...
NOR WORRY BRO OSANOBUA GO BLESS YOUR HUSTLE SURELY!
Thank u my Oga....Eghe ró (time no dey)
Culture › Re: Prince Eheneden Picks New Name by fishbone11(m): 6:35pm On Oct 16, 2016
Onijagidijagan:
Shio go and find d history of most of d Akoko edos..they will tell u where they migrated frm e.g Ibilo, Sobe etc. Many of them bears yoruba names, looks like yorubas and they always remain loyal to there yorubas despite d fake histories u people want to force on themgrin

Isoko/etsako/esan/Akoko edos/Yorubas/itsekiris/olukunmi all in d south south does not speak benin but speak more yorubas..that sud tell u many things alone.

The first four kings of d Olukunmi in d South south are yoruba namea..likewise d itsekiris.

Many of ur great grand fathers frm benin bear yoruba names..dat sud tell u their source too.

Yorubaland four times bigger than the South South yet have never seen a single yoruba man bearing benin name but is d other way round...why?
Oboy shut up that yr smelling mouth, I have been reading yr trash since morning and I decided to react to this nonsense u wrote. A community that share boundary with another community tend to share same language ok. How can u say Esan,Esako speaks Yoruba? Pls don't provoke me ooooo cos I dey find money seriously
Politics › Re: Senate Rejects Tinubu's Bill Seeking Special Grants For Lagos by fishbone11(m): 8:29pm On Oct 05, 2016
PaulIdu:
Good then ..but what about Calabar and Lokoja which were once also capitals
Thank u my brother, ask this fool to answer yr question. Sentiments has covered their eyes that they always support useless things that ever come from Tinubu.
Autos › Re: Registered 2011 Toyota Corola For Sale by fishbone11(m): 9:16am On Oct 02, 2016
serious buyer #1.7m & where is the location?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fishbone11(m): 11:28pm On Sep 28, 2016
[quote author=OAKSFIVEFARMS post=49757524]I'm glad you are willing to work, that's the best kind of disposition for driving on uber. It's free to register, you just go to their office, book and write the test. Uber doesn't provide vehicles, indeed they don't have one single vehicle on the uber platform, in order to get a car to drive, you have to go for driver-partner matchmaking sessions. That's where all the partners looking for drivers convene, with the proper attitude, you should get a partner to pick you quickly. You can call me on 08186473185, anytime is fine.
Thank u so much brother, I will give u a call when I want to go to Uber office to register.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fishbone11(m): 10:50pm On Sep 28, 2016
[quote author=OAKSFIVEFARMS post=49757042]If you register as a driver with my code, uber pays me 20k after people I refer gets to 50 trips. I'm willing to share this with you just to convince you to register with me. You don't get anything if you just download the app directly from playstore.I got to 50 trips in just 5 days.

ok no problem. I'm just willing to work. How do I contact u and how much will I pay to register.Will they give a car to start the business?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fishbone11(m): 10:17pm On Sep 28, 2016
[quote author=OAKSFIVEFARMS post=49753568]It is basically an IQ test and an ethics test. You will be shown a series of questions like find the missing square and others like if you find money on the floor, would you return it. If you pass the test, they should communicate by email. If not, you should go back to their office to ask what happened, I'm one of the people that had to go to their office cos I didn't get my test results by email, lucky I did because there was a problem with my script. If you are looking to apply, hit me up, I could work out a situation where you get paid 10 grand to join.
Thank u very much for this useful information, I so much appreciate. I want to apply. I don't understand "where I get paid 10k to join".
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fishbone11(m): 10:57am On Sep 28, 2016
Pls I want to drive Uber cab, I have a valid driving licence and I'm also a certified LASDRI card. I want to ask how to get employed a Uber cab driver and I heard u will undergo a test with Uber to qualify, pls what kind of test is that?
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong If Your Housegirl Is Sitting Like This? (photo) by fishbone11(m): 9:42pm On Sep 23, 2016
What I love most is the sofa, don't see anything outside that period.
Adverts › Large Volumes Of Cloth Materials Available For Cleaning Oil Or Diesel by fishbone11(op):
We supply companies that want to buy large volume of cloth materials for cleaning oil or diesel. We sell the cloth materials to companies in kilos and the prices are based on the company's request of the type of materials they need.
For more information pls contact me(Daniel) on whatsapp: 08057595946 or 08171920283.

Education › Re: Recession: Lagos Parents Withdraw Kids From Private Schools by fishbone11(m): 3:52pm On Sep 11, 2016
Standing5:
Before the hate filled folks hijack this and spin it against their political opponents, this development is no fault of the present govt.
Just shut up if u don't have anything to say.
Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Swims In Gown (Photo) by fishbone11(m): 8:29pm On Sep 04, 2016
which one be hot or pretty? or is it the hibiscus flower she wore on her hair that makes her pretty.
Politics › Re: Passengers Board Flights In Darkness At Murtala Mohammed Airport by fishbone11(m): 9:44pm On Aug 29, 2016
HungerBAD:
Where is my Sister Stella Oduah?

I just asked after her and nothing else. Okay,back to the Subject. I don't care who whines about my statement,but the epileptic state of our Airports can be traced to the last 16 Yrs of PDP Rule.

This Government is working on restoring our Airports to her former Glory,and it is a work in progress.
FOOL!!!
Autos › Re: Very Clean 2009 Mercedes Benz C300 4matic @ #3.4m Negotiable by fishbone11(op): 9:41am On Aug 25, 2016
The best price ever. ...call now

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