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A f*ck that was truely f*cked and was agreed by the f*cker and the f*ckee that this f*ck that was said to be truely f*cked was well and truely f*cked, hence it shall be re-f*cked. GBAM,

a pastor that keeps chicken in the church premises was looking for one of his cocks and decides to ask the congregation on sunday, pastor: has anyone seen a cock? all the women in the church stood up. pastor: i mean has anyone seen a cock that is not his/her own. half of the women stood up. pastor: u people are getting me wrong, i mean has anyone seen my cock. all the girls in the choir stood up. lol

a man went for HIV test and was told to come back for the result in a week's time. On sunday the man went to church and the pastor preaching said everything you touch this week will be positive. The man jumped up and said TUFIAKWA, GOD FORBID

thanks man i appreciate

sales girl: sorry sir, you cant smoke here smoker: why? but i bought the cigarette here sales girl: yes, we also sell condoms, does it mean you'll start fucking us?