₦airaland Forum

Checkwell:
He has been paid to become stupid. What 80k cannot do does not exist.

it's normal for u guys to start insulting him...once Ur own eye to clear dey will call u names
Una go crryyyyyy 😁😄😄😄😄

Osnuf34:
Same with me. Am stuck at this stage

The this ppl are madt ni?
Imagine asking ppl to contact Haptics dat don't have look like dey are serious or exist in real life.
Nawaooo
We don't even kw if it's Mono that is having the issues
This Mono are fund of it, just try to add Ur bank details Wen trying to take loan or overdraft like in Kuda, it won't work

Few weeks ago we registered the FG YouthCred so we can have access to the FG soft loans.

I got an updates today and I tried to complete all the required or requested informations but got stocked at stage 3 which is the BANK ACCOUNT DETAIL UPDATES
I am unable to complete this as it's kept showing error from MONO and the message was to contact one HAPTICS LIMITED that don't even have contact number or email.

Please let us know if this is genuine or you are able to complete and moved to the next stage.

Imalwayshorny:
they're close from now oo

This not the registration stage Oga..This is the approval and bank details linkage stage.

concho:
you prepared food for your wife ? What did I just read ?

I did, not really somtin new or odd to me bc in my culture anybody can cook.
Just that in 100 cooking may just be 3-5 times

I saw the news and cried do you know why?

My name is also Jacob and I am from Kogi

I have always been trying all I could to support my wife and 3kids but she never appreciates and uses insult on me on daily basis

This is someone who has never in her life worked so I am the only one working even when I lost my job for 2yrs I still managed to provide and there was nvr a day we did not eat 2times in my house.

Today I did all I could and prepared the best meal for my family and I served my wife this king I can pleased her again but what she said next shocked me.
"weting you dey use Ur head think? I said what I want is rice today and why did you prepare yam and give me"
Meanwhile she just said...ah if I fit see red oil rice...same here told my kids go to lesson when you are back we prepare yam.

I was so angry we insulted each other I used words in her life she will never recover

We have not talked to eachother till now BC I was angry and I don't care if she is too.

I used words I am not suppose to use like I fit kill you for this house you don't know me.

So now I saw this news and was like ehhn

Women can destroy you ooooo, I won't lie to you my wife is 80% good but you see snobbing, ignoring, lack of encouraging words, motivation she lacks to them.

With my experience working as a customer service agent with a fintech in Nigeria...your chances of getting back your money is almost zero except you see the person one on one and held him/she.

Let me explain: We received atleast 20 of this types of calls daily in the contact centre and believe me you...the person did it to almost 200 people who have also reported from different banks.

The bank will place a lien of same amount so his/her acctn will read negative.

Imagine 10 people sent money and reported totalling let say 1.8m

So you that sent 200k even if he had not withdrawn the money..it will automatically disappear BC his acct will be reading -1.8m

Reaching out to the person will be like searching for gold.

The one we applied last month that they claimed verification will done and feedback will be shared in 24-72 hours...except na next year the time go reach nobody heard anything.

Now you are adding this, is it that you guys are too forgetful or just like deceiving people?

You guys will come and post another rubbish next month

Get a life

Helinuse:
Wait, human beings are the ones actually "jubilating that APC won."
That shows you why you should NEVER pity them when Fulani strolls into the Ogun, Ondo, Oyo, Ekiti, Osun, Lagos, Kogi, and Kwara.
That shows you also why you should never give their boys money when they beg and harass people on the streets of Lagos and Abuja.

hate and failure just dey make you yarn spoil 🤣🤣🤣🤣
East wey ur papa dey, Una life get meaning?
Yet fstt place Una wan rush come to mk Una life better na the Yoruba land Una hate...who com mumu pass

Nothing ooo
If I have remained single I would have ×20 what I have now when it comes to things and money.

In marriage, the most blessing are my kids...which I can't trade with anytin ooo

So somehow somehow it's a win win

In reality; both singles, married, poor and rich cry too so nobody understand wetin life really be.

dgr8truth:
Get mtn ODU, is what I use and it pretty fast, I average 80mbps, 40k for 100mbps

45k not 40k
Then, I discovered 50mbps don't have much difference with the 100mbps
For MTN ODU or fibre 50 goes for 30k
For Airtel 5G ODU 50mbps goes for 25k

I have never owned an iPhone before
I use just Android...hoping that someday I will have a good one.

Good day people

Please for dose working remotely using VPN especially for outside countries.

If you don't have access to MTN Fibre, which is better between Airtel 5G ODU and MTN 5G ODU

Thanks

Routers in Nigeria are scam
About 3 years ago I bought Airtel Hertz for 20k and the other for 10k
200G monthly...Ok no wahala
The battery 🔋🔋 life for the Hertz was a pure nonsense
So I went to look for another battery in the office at Ikeja...wolahi dis ppl don't have single solution I almost cried 😭😭😭
I just abandoned it with them..I didn't fight no noise ooo and they never called back or did anything

Which one be our Children....sounds funny to me 😂😂 just use My kids kawai
Abi the woman bring her own you too bring your own so Una merge

Boss
Boss is not part of your family so a total stranger
I should treat a visitor who honoured me first

Pastors/Imam then Husband

If the event took place in the Church/Mosque
Jejeli give your Imams/Pastors because they may be waiting in the office and might have been working all night with fasting and prayers

If it took place at your workplace
Honour your Husband first

kingthreat:
This is the problem here.
Why forget about new skills?

Oyah tell me the new skills hahahahahahaha
Bros...if reality hold you, you go forget all dis SQL, Data Analysis stuffs.
Person no see fees pay you want him to go and learn skills he will be required to pay 350k+ plus data/transportation.
Person no see food chop ubsay mk he go learn hand work for how long nah?

Stephen0mozzy:
Apart from the genetic predisposition to graying early on - I've been told that people who usually have very dark hairs gray early 😏 - my own hair dark like devil heart - i dey wait for my first gray.

Then there's the obvious - bastardization of chemical products which many Gen Z funny enough call "Hair Food" - even those supposedly keeping natural hair will put everything on earth that they won't put in their mouth - forgetting that these things actually gets absorbed into your system through the skin/scalp.

My hair is very dark...Now grey hair don plenty I don tire sef hahahahahaha

Please my fellow Nairalanders, a brother is seeking for advise or let me say your next move.

Age: 40
Married: Yes
Kids: Yes
Job: Job Lost
Savings: Zero
Born alone, both parents dead.
Family Wealth: Zero
Connection: Zero

So here is a reality of a man seeking advise and opinion of next move.

Over 70 applications monthly
Over 8 interviews no offer

Can't drive and dont even have access to anyone to give car or Maruwa

Wife can't work due to health issues

New school fees is coming
New rent is coming
Feeding is a pure struggles
Data is by connect for me, I fit see 1G

In situation like this after all your struggles and ended up in this state, what Will you do next?

Forget about new skills ooo.

I know I am poor but I will never disgrace myself to this extent God forbid

virginboy1:
For 500,000 young entrepreneurs, out of that 500k, the politicians would have taken 90% of that slot

you are right
North already tookover all the slots.
I once worked close to an elite and I saw how useless our leaders in the South could be back den, may be not now gain.
During NPower we printed forms and fill for youths under my principal constituency.
I also noticed Police, NDLEA, Custom etc slots are resold by our own southern senators n reps to ones from North
So Wen dey have 3 slots each out senators will rather sell Der own 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I will tell you for free as a married man

Go for the one who loves you
She will love your kids with persion
She will love and understand Wer u came from
She will be less troublesome
She will manage with you in critical condition
She will not turn your kids against you at old age
She will takecare of you at old age
She will respect you at old age
She will support your dreams
She will support you financially
She can give her last kobo to see you succeed

Who I dey fear to dey use Dark mode?
I no send anybody anyways...I prefer my Light Mode abeg

crafteck:
Omo you aint joking, make i read this and see if i can learn, i dey cry say btw 500 to 1m,i no get savings and its practically its only me, fuel like 30k to 50k weekly,food about 8k to 12k daily, alcohol maybe 30k a month, 100k a month, daughter's upkeep, rest na people wey de call for 3 to 10k help... No savings

You are not doing much my brother...Only is that if you have car, it's better u use it to make Ur fuel and daughter upkeep ooo

Kabba people like naming Der children Toba and Kayode and Michaeli
Is he from Kogi State?

crafteck:
Na lie, you cant feed alone with 30k weekly talkless of 5 peo

I buy 1/2 bag of rice 27k
1/2 pack spag 9800
Garri 3 paints for 3k

Remaining 80k we split to 4 so we get 20k weekly
I go to work Mondays only and I go with food except my office give food every last Mondays.

Every week wt it's own style
1 week it could be the 2kg fish we buy 5k and we get 30-32 pieces, stew cost about 5k other soup like egusi okra cost 3k bread twice a week 3k semo 2k
2 week could be stew n egg 5k-8k, Yam twice a week 4k Beans twice 2k bread 3k soup 3k

So bros no be say I dey eat large but we dey belle full n my kids and me God bless us with body
I dey shame tell ppl my salary

azpekuliar:
Are you intending to raise the children as illiterates?

My sch fees was never paid by my parent from primary and I still managed to graduate university...Although my age affected me but life happens.
Nigeria factor made ppl like me still struggling with 300k monthly bc no connection, no wealth, no property, no help, just u n the country.
I plan on having just 1 or 2 kids and God bless me with twins as second blessings
They will survive while I do my best
My kids sch fees are being paid monthly unlike normal waiting till beginning of term.
I pay monthly and dey are doin well academically and I thank God.
We went to worst primary schs Wer we don't even use book but slates but atleast I can apply jobs wt my degree
Yamal Mama dat wins UNICEF program 19yrs ago wt no expectations but hopes now have another kid just abt 4yrs old as the first son don librate the family.
Dey will go to sch and do far better than me brother

Sonofgod1990:
Sportybet? You need deliverance

Hmmm brother I need to take risk anytin can happen.
I actually make over 600k annually on betting and I don't spend more than 5k.monthly
I can share my winning tickets wit u dis July alone dat is even worldcup I made over 150k in this world cup and have not spent 30k

InvertedHammer:
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Why are you giving only N8k to the church from your meagre income? Reduce the feeding to N20k weekly and merge the savings to the monthly gift for the pastor.

FYI, 10% of N300k is N30k. Don't rob God.

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I understand you, my brother I am truly rubbing but it is well
The 8k is for transportation and offering so tithe no even dey

femi4:
na fuel go finish am. I can see that you dont have car / generator

I use small tiger gen so 3k fuel is enough for me 8hours bc I only on Gen Wen I am working and it only works 2hrs

Let see how you will split the amount if your total earning in a month is 300,000

Me
Family of 5
Dad, Mom and 3kids (Age 4-7)

1. Work tool; Data, Fuel, Electricity, Gas, Office(4 times a month) - 63,000
2. Feeding; 30k weekly - 120,000
3. Snacks 7k weekly - 30,000
4. Toiletries - 15,000
5. Family & Friends - 10,000
6. Church - 8000
7. Hustle (Sporty 😂) - 5000
8. Savings ; Towards Fees and Rent - 50,000

Let see yours my people