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Maria-G:
I had to..

Maria-G:
Spartacus aint real....ALUU4 is real

Ileke-IdI:
69

MC Dumexx: This may not be a joke but its funny 2me coz I was really U̶̲̥̅̊nhappy 2day until this happened.








On my way home fews hours ago, Two guys were really condemning the situation in this country. They called both †̥he old $ new President all sorts of names. I just sat quietly in d cab with them $ truly sad about not meting my desires 2day. I really dunno where 2start but for brevity sake let me just cut 2d last chase dat got me laughing.

Guy 1: Even now lyt no dey. NEPA abi na PHCN dem dey call dem. No sense 4dia head. This country is messed up.

Guy 2: abi, no mind those people. That's why I like facebook. Light dey alwas dey facebook.


LWKM!

joeydozzy: first of all your ignorance is baffling, you think he'd just stay there and lecture a certain guy that was doing his gf. Bros, for a lecturer to go this far and tell the girl that he's going to pass her with not just a B but an A shows that he can do anything to keep the girl with him. he's not going to wait for you to jump the gun and go for the girl again but will always be one step ahead.

second, with that kind of information being leaked out to students, you're sure your ambitions and former glories will be tampered with. You'd be seen as the guy who lost to a 55yr old guy. Girls will leave you, speak low of you and so many other scenarios. I'm in the university so trust me when I know what I'm saying

Caracta: Where is everyone? I'm bored to tears

pweeryambre: I do not..repeat.. Do not fancy a guy knowing how to cook for any reason for me, finding him in the kitchen pisses me off.. Kinda makes me think he is sort of weak.

Sijo01: cold malt ke?.... I don take enof cold liquid since morin....... Been on d road since morning n dont even know when i will get home.
I need a Jet o!

Maria-G:
Wey the cake nah?....seems you spent today here.

YuckMouf: Oh excuse me i mistakenly quoted your post by accident for no reason

Idowuogbo: Awwwwh... Thanks!

YuckMouf: Who is this loser of a Guy Begging this Big Awkward Obesity Ridden Biitch for a Photograph

Go Outside or something

You sitting here on a weekend begging this big ole bearded grizzly bear of a biitch for a Photograph.

Here you go Son...Now leave her alone

https://www.firstpeople.us/pictures/bear/1600x1200/Black_Bear_Tennessee-1600x1200.jpg

bin gbagbo: get well soon

cindyrella: Complaint thread that way --------------------->
Don't worry,u can thank me later!

slimyem: Hmmn..
REAlITY,I don't have so much more to say right now..
Your silence and indecision around this issue is wearing my heart out already....i just hope it doesn't stop any moment now...
I'm a golden ring that'd fit right on your fingers.
I'm the only one who can make time drift away for you like many waters..
With good health and good weather,i'll commit to to with all the love in my heart,with the goodness that lies inside of me and with mind-blowing sex as often as you require it.
I painted you a picture of me under showers of rain and in my cute shorts and pretty shirt.that wasn't for nothing...i hope?
Picture that in your mind and imagine what you'd do with that picture...

Choose me and smile every day of your life henceforth!

ItsModella: wow, its funny how you insulted someone and then added no offense, like seriously?

ikekings: That's true... You are right... I just deciphered it... Hehehehehe diff species of humans full nairaland ooo....

annawhite: @mynd
an undergraduate ?rolling around nairaland like some . . . . .