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ghettodreamz: I no feel am @ all. E no enta my body at all. I'm too rigid for this your kotonkan to penetrate...

my man, no gree!

190: Thank que baba - wetin baffle me na doctors wen
Say I should control my weigh
I stand on top scale d tin read 80kg
80kg nor be normal weigh for people again

normal na 70kg, 80kg shows you're healthy and controlling many chicks. No mind am.

Goldieluks:
I sabi wooloo.
Ok ok....

My sweet sugar cane
I just sight you for ma lane
I dey dream of you everyday
Even when I know say I get bills to pay
Make we meet for that club
Where we go show the world our new found luv.

wack.

190: Actually its go and use condom more more

I could imagine been called up on friday
Had my tag number called out and then traced d result myself
There were about 13 results and 8 where positive
I could imagine how those dudes would feel getting that news
Their year has ended and d hospital would immediately
Admit them and place them on HIv drugs

I walked away from d hospital clean, felt new and refreshed
Even if a plane had landed on my head then, I believe I would have been un hurt
That's d beauty of it, people should try and know their status

All those BS abt what u know doesn't kill u is utter BS

congrats man!

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]
the sweetest of all K2039
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i didnt say usernumber!

Free/sweetcocoa
goldieluks
jaybee
iice
seun
mrbrownjay
cindyrella
cuddlemii
acidosis

drop yours!

Efulefu

Mynd_44: We fought in my school and its now on lock down.

dont say 'we'. You cant fight jack.
Next time you go go better school, not eksu.

190: [color=#red]i pray im tagged with some lady im not in Good terms with [/color]

slimy??

Goldieluks: My intention was to glue your fingers to your key board. waka waka!

lmfao!

Mrs..Chima:
He must first ban your King Kong arse mammy.

the other account is now free. So i dont mind, as far as he bans you both.

Sexkillz can you ban jaybee and mrs chimpa for derailing this thread?

ghettodreamz:
Washere blood, I double sight you, baje. 2 hands up for you sir \o/

oga mi no be today o. I've gotten so many sticks for supporting liverpool, but who cares? Though the club have seen far better days.
With br on the helm, i can see a bright future. We canst fit walk alone.
30 mins to go!

Mynd go to a proper school.

This game is so feminist! Guys fawning over girls and em girls (slim et al) taking it personal.
Cant wait for the male version jare!

abiL: I don't know what I've gotten myself into o!
I thought I was playing a woo-ing game, didn't know this would happen.


@190
I don't wanna come off as rude, but when I said I was woo-ed, it was because of what you've written. We could be friends, but you're not my type. Plus I didn't come on NL to find a date. Sorry

come onn, he is only joking. Wetin you dey form sef?

ghettodreamz: Lolz.. Ain't fan of any, but Liverpool's...

that's the man!

Sijo01: flashdrive, is that you?

who is flashdrive??

Jeeeeeez!!! Why am i not on this naaa??
Please add me up biko, wanna contest!

Someone console me, i'm sick and tired of exams

Idowuogbogbo
gree-die
antelope

Ready and packaged. Though the warranty is limited.
How do you want it delivered? Peace or ifex??

AnodaIT: They came and saw there was already Red, They asked god for another name , god directed them to the devil

you are there bro!

Flashaldrin: nah, i just woke up

you forgot this one

sutoboy: So how do got to knw d names?

you don leave the jokes now dey find another thing

booqee: Timmy kingpeen, pls i dey beg u, kindly remove me from dis misery. Just tell me who u are abeg!

"Timmy kingpeen" added me on fb, and he said he got me from nairaland jokes section, but he refuse to tell me his nl username! Pls help me tell am, make e stop d suspense.


Though i have d feeling dis person is either mogulo, otooro, or bingbagbo.

Pls talk! Plssssss!

see this one o
if he couldnt tell you his identity on facebook. E go come be for nairaland??

jay bee: The handle has now been released. Please desist from derailing this thread going forward. It sucks if real complaints gets lost in cyberspace all because some users are hell bent on turning the thread into a chit chat thread. This thread has been open for a purpose so let's all collectively make use of it for the purpose in which it was meant to serve/address

okey dokey, thanks man
sexkin

jay bee: You got banned for posting off-topic on this thread bro.
Lemme see if i can work a magic

wtf off-topic??
can you read the particular post??
I was complaining that sexkillz should ve banned dyt who flawed the rule that he set previously. Aint that a complaint?? How is that off-topic??

jay bee: Which one of your handle got banned?

flashaldrin, yesterday, for no reason!
I didnt derail, didnt insult, nothing!

hiss

i was banned unfairly and when i complained about it the post was hidden, is that against forum too??
Sexskin i aint talking to you, i'm talking to jaybee.