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what in the name of mr. cork is happening here??

ayobase: Guy, cant u be fun to be with?

i tire o, the guy na one kind myopic sadist! Itk

rokiatu: A compliment thxxx.

maybe, but am seriously serious, no need for the attitude, just a negative statement to your character.

rokiatu: @Poster, you are cute, nothing do you...I like ur confidence.

I have a question though, is this suppose to be a proposal to Mr Shymate or whatever hes called?

you see the problem with ugly girls?? Attitude! Damn!

190: Subscribing

Dis fight btwn mynd and flash would be like d union of avengers

Wherez my damn popcorn

may that pop corn turn to hot coals and burn blisters on your throat and tongue, nkapi!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Huh?[/quote]seriously you need to get a hobby

[quote author=nawti_bee]^why are you rude? i'm 22.[/quote]if you are 22, then i'm yaya toure

[quote author=Mynd_44]Y'all need a hobby fast[/quote]you more

190: Bin laffin so hard

Cattle rearing is gud business

Loooool - hahahahhahaaa - whyz nairaland so funny this days

Some even hissed - dat was even funnier

wetin dey worry this one?? ^^^ you drink armpit water??

Goldieluks:
Lmao. Must you read my post? Duh raise to power 1 million.

lol, sup goldie

Goldieluks:
Yea I see you. How was your holiday @ yaba left?

nope, i'm serious, like this one you just said, i've heard it a dozen times this week already! Duhhh

Goldieluks: This OP is on expired hard drugs.. pot kettle black much?

you keep repeating same exact thing over and over again, doesnt it bore you?? Duhhh

shymmex: Seriously, who cares?

who cares if you care

[quote author=Mr..Cork] hang on, you Somali carpenter. The topic is about women rejectin men for fun. Should I translate the question to pigin english? ! [/quote]but but. . . Both men and women suffer from infaractive endocarditititititis naa, help me pls

[quote author=OK/2/NV][size=15pt]Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will phuckin' choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the forest and not that Ikea b@tch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a phucking horse. Then I'd pull you out, you'd be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you'd start to cry. Then I'd just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80's movies with Mel Gibson, or Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that's running b1tch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude's face and just come in and whisper in the guy's ear nice and calmly. That's what I'd do to you, as you're struggling to breath, I'd put my head right next to your ear and just be like [size=20pt]"If you ever post in this section again, I will 4ucking kill you. You understand me?[/size] The only reason you're not dead right now is because I haven't figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your phucking baby fat and the top of your 4ucking head and I will throw you upside down through a window" As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I'm goin take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your phucking face. That's what I'll do if you ever post here again.[/size][/quote]all huff and puff, copy n paste manager!

Bro, can you help me explain what the hell infaractive endocardititititis is all about?? Been trying to read it all night!

Yes o, most guys around me are so short, they make me uncomfortably tall, but seriously if naija guys are short, then the babes are dwarfs, i swear, with all their high heels they are still like 5.0 wtf??