Olami90:


Olorun yo e
Congrats bro!

susskid:
GUYS DONT DULL!!!!
Borno wan dey pay 15k for any corper wey choose ham..oya make una dey choose borno ooooo...free armor go dey,nice riffle.... ;DGUYS DONT DULL!!!!
Borno wan dey pay 15k for any corper wey choose ham..oya make una dey choose borno ooooo...free armor go dey,nice riffle....

donasere:


Finally.....
Congrats bro
Welcome on board!!

debeejay:
I don get my call up number....abeg whoeva don do wetin b ur 1st 3 digits

donxab:

Forget FBN! That analogue bank wey dey use tethered network from Techno P2.

Olami90:


How e go work? wen na blocking of acquiring plot u know how to do... U better com appease bfor portal go reply dat u get "fake thumb"


Nysc portal told a guy bfor me yesterday dat his passport is not recent so it can't be accepted. I jst dey laf

lol...we don settle d land ish na......wld try anoda cafe dis mornin sha.

iamauxin:
same ish here....have you tried another cyber cafe? I want to do that this morning.

iamauxin:
bro, what are they writing for you...in d thumb print ish?

wamenzy:


Dey said my password is wrong ohhhh

wamenzy:


I will do dat in skul... I just want to fill my datas correctly.....
Plz sheii is dat place dat dey wrote alredi have an account click here.. Dat is where i will go to abi

donasere:
Registration done!!!.....on to the next!
ademaster Barkarh Donpsymon Dossylvanus Elmisti Flex12 Gazaliah Harinholar Kunle106 Mobi18 Omitooguns Olami90 Seun305 Shawwal1 mustymatic Majidyusuf Et al Aw fa una ministry what's d update?

mobi18:


thanks jare... full hug and full kiss for u....
mmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mobi18:


flex12,u harsh oooo,oya take side hugs and french kisses.. * mk i run bf dem catch me for ere...

donasere:


Lady VP!! You are on power overdrive! Appease the gods and all will be well!

donasere:

Good!!! Mr flex what do u think?

mobi18:



nooooo,,,,, i am the vice chairman,,and by all power conferred on me,dis meeting will not be adjourned and u flex12,i assign you to the water department..ensure all houses have water evryday,if dey dnt,fetch for dem..is that clear? donasere,u be in charge of security... bharkarh,be in charge of d estate"s treasury..

donasere:


Women in power shaaaa!! Choi stop misusing it ooo!!

Mr flex! Any previous security experience

donasere:


Aw will d VP conduct d meeting is such a manner which insults the gods of d land


Calls sanchez01 mubi18 has gotta be impeached!!

mobi18:


thank u,thank u.. seems like the president is not around and we have waited for more than 5 minutes,i appoint myself to preside over the meetiing..
now our agenda for today is to decide who should be stripped of his or her plots of land.. i suggest we strip sanchez01 of watever land he has and give dem to me.

cc sanchez01, ellmisti , flex, bharkarh

Sanchez01:
My phone froze... Network failed and ellmisti took it. Mods! You must ban somebody here...

harryson77:
my real jamb. no is 92227014bc buh my sch sent 9223714bc to nysc and now it's showin jamb no doesn't exists.you can't register..can u help me out sir.

elmisti:


Yea really!....u knw say price go high inside dat place......igo make money die

elmisti:



Even better...lemme send u bak....I was looking to start selling there too...buh cldnt get a man inside..u can be my guy there

elmisti:


Oya sure guy.......


#hands him one slim ginger weed

elmisti:


What are you smoking?