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No, I meant under yours.

But wait o. . .how you take know he stole my pix and put it under his pillow?

Unless you've been in there to find it

I knew the dude's got game, but damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!! both of you, sofrey sofrey o.

The check is in your pocket.
Abi you no dey work?

@Lalaboi
I don't need to tell you what am gonna do with the car jor.

Oya, lo ba mi ra Lamborghini mi jor

@TOYOSI
The pix is under your pillow

@post
What a dreamer.

How many ppl wan marrythis TOYOSI sef? se na the food or her hair?

I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Happy that I get to say "Happy Mother's Day, Mommy. You know I love you too much na. Keep Loving me, yes, it's mandatory. You got too, cuz if you don't, who will love me as much as you do?" to my mommy tomor .

I'm so happy because everything is going according to plan

@Uche2nna
I think you're right about pretty girls vexing

Explains why TOYOSI dey vex at me

@Uche2nna
You sef dey vex?

Handsome men no suppose to dey vex.

Don't bother asking me where I saw your pix



@tubabie
Sure, that better be it

@lalaboi
Book an appointment for what?
Shey because I want you to buy me a car, I gotta book an appointment?
Is that that serious? Just for a car?

Why you dey vex?

Pretty girls ain't suppose to dey vex Abi lailai boy, na lie I dey talk

@Lailai
I just called that number.
Why didn't you pick?

Cute pix. Don't need to check
Or is she BlueDiva

@lalaboi
Or maybe you could buy me one

I think so. . . .or was it liarliarboi that posted just 5 mins ago?

What the mess?

Is this a joke? I know a few NLers who looks better than them.

Except for Maureen, she looks nice.

But wait oooooooooooo. . . .is the person in the pix below a woman or a man?

[img]http://medecines.info/index.php?q=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5uYWlyYWxhbmQuY29tL2F0dGFjaG1lbnRzLzE0NTY5OV9Hb29kbmVzc19LYXR0ZXlfanBnMzg2ZDEyZDNhZGM5NjE5Nzg1YTIyMGE5YTI3ODViMjU%3D[/img]

Oh dear, this two again

rotflmao. Funny GIF

And you attached your pix because. . . . ?

I Jane, You Tarzan?

I'll send your message to TOYOSI.

But you know, to get to her, you gotta go through the main man

Goodluck, you'll need it

Hmmm. Shey na me supposed to dey lie my head on those boney thighs? I thought you were my friend, it seems quite clear now that you hate me


Of course not TOYOSI. The girl dey gbadun with her Chinese Husband I meant, her

Me and Usher

No. your lap won't be comfy.

Leave me o, I don't want any hating from your wife

Oh well, just a month and school again.
Atleast I get a suite by myself this time.

I'm hungry mehn.
And sleepy

So you've never kissed a Naija girl with your eyes closed before?
You're missing a lot o

IFELEKE,
Moti miss e o. I hope wipe o wa dada

Try diamonds and benjamins. Know what I mean? Wink
Diamond ke? Ki lon je be?
Abi Dalimore Street ni Ado Ekiti lo n So ni?( I can buy the street for you Tongue Wink
Benjamin ke? Oruko Oyinbo ti Adekunle Fajuyi n je ni yen now abi o fe kin lo wu Adekunle Fajuyi wa fun e ni

rotflmao. You dey craze

Toyin mo wa ooo, Elections in Ekiti took my time and energy. I even took time off work to go to Ado. Mo ya ni adugbo yin lati lo drop awon isu ti mo so fun e yen.
Hw have u been?

Eyah, I heard that Oni won.

Is that what you wanted and expected?
Haven't been that much into our politics, so, is Oni good for Ekiti or not?


My aunt didn't give me a feedback of isu to drop si odo wan o

If she was still your gf and she asked you to lend that kinda money, you men would be saying rubbish about her.

So, how does being an ex makes the situation more special?

Confuse you ke? How can I forget you?

Risk? What could we possibly do?

hehehehe

I forgot to tell you that I place my mop by your lips while your eyes were still closed

Is that why your breath smells like that?

Says who?

Don't try the fox just cuz she looks like a sheep

@na2day?

tani eggshell?

ti n be damage ur two eggs, you go see