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Lmao. 25 year old beauty with granny chestnuts. lol. This gravity na terrible thing o.

make I no even start on your own middle stick.

That thing wey never rise without Viagra nko?

Chai @FLGators you have abandoned me for the rich guy , Cry Cry Cry , I think i would now go back to my lovely Ebony Silk (hope she takes me back) with tails in between my legs.

Infact, na you biko.

I like your charms and swagger. . . .You know how I like it

@ C2H2OH

Shhh baby, let your honey boo boo fight for you.

Go and sit in that lil corner, okay

Now you know I loff you eh

I can see the green-eyed monster is at work Tongue Shey na ya own two agbalumos/melons he dey see wey he dey can messiah, wait till he sees mine, he will relay the vital statistics back to you by speaking in tongues cos they defy grafity and are just simply out of this world

dem defy gravity alright.
see as how gravity no fit get power to bring your melons back up again.

Yepp. . . .My boo is that rich That's how I like them

Your case be like the person wey see money on top dream wey dey plan how to spend am in real life Grin I no fit shout Cheesy H202 darlink, lets go to bed o jare and let me show you how its done Cheesy Phew, Lord help me, I have my work cut out with this one and his chicken feet, God give me strength

You know what?
help me work with him.

When he shows promises of not "letting go" after 30 seconds, bring him back to mama

na ur pancakes he dey work with

You're quiet.

And why am I no seeing any flying pigs?

I have got this one in the bag already and I am already on my way to Church to count my blessing Cheesy Abegi dry your eyes and move on already, you are starting to come across as desperate Angry don't give us girls a bad name abeg Angry grow some spine, the dude is not feeling you anymore abi na by force

This woman, no vex me this morning. eh

No be you dey run after married man (H2OS married to me, geddit?!)

Leave us alone o. Oga o, awan girls yi sha n jealous mii ni

@Iyalode's list

The difference between 1-3 and 4 is that number 4 makes the rest of them look like educated idiots.

Your head is not correct. Who dash monkey banana. I say I don't want again. If you know how huge my sex drive is, you would beg to marry me on the spot. The mandingo department is not lacking in size either.

Typical naija men.

They like to talk but no action.
once they see a naked woman, they dropped dead like stones.

ashi

So my own should not droop after your thing no dey last for more than 30 seconds anymore.

Na draw na. But na our loff dey matter

Rolling on the floor. O ba di e nla. I don't like this game you are playing but I like your style. Have you girls stopped to imagine your life with me in it? How sweet it would be. I am a true family man. I love and respect my women and would do whatever is possible in my man-made power to treat them like queens. Just think about it. I know the thoughts are already flowing through your minds.

see this obo (monkey)

Oti tun feel funky. . . .

For the last time, he is NOT your man!

ah ahn, the dude just confessed loving me and admiring me and you still dey here dey talk?

Do you want me to tell you how hard it was for me to put my hands inside my purse while wearing his engagement ring?

shey his sexy tail feathers I got tired of?

Tell the boy to show you his pix A carbon copy of Trey Songz



_{I'd prolly have to apologize to Trey Songz tonight}

@C2H5OH
Shut up dia, my friend!!

Now come back here and shake what your mama gave you

@Iyalode
I no like you again.

Make you leave the thread for me andmy one and only

The spanking is all yours and yours alone, Grin, there would be no piracy of content Grin

Biological * * M - yes o


Don't worry na in other to make the spanking more barbaric, I would train to become a Geanocologist , dude starts to wash his mind with soap

rotflmao. . . . you got jokes

Thank you thank you thank you my loff Kiss Kiss Kiss By the way, my name has 4 characters, not 5 Angry I know it was just a one-off so I would overlook the error in transmission this time

egbin buruku.
dude dey use you to make me take am back, you sef dey play along

@C2H5OH
You're hurting me by tying to make me jealous you know

hehehe, you dey curse again? better not let me wash that mouth out with your fav sponge, my tongue

@Iyalode

Bring what on?

Don't mess with this *turns on the chainsaw*. ema mess pelu mi rara

But the dude is cute sha

Toyin is such a darling. The girl is ambitious. The girl has that aura of elegance. The girl is glowing. In fact I would want to date her. She seems like a

Don't bother replying me

Which girls dey salivate? You, yours, and yourself?

See how you like to dey talk but no action?
Last time I slapped "spanked" you, you were on your knees begging me to take you back

Who you dey spank?

BSDM in the making.

@C2H5OH

Whoa re you?

Who dey mention your name?

@Iyalode

I'd advice you to erase number two if you dnt want a show down

Push off?

She should have chased you with a chainsaw. Some girls just dnt know the right weapons. I tire for them

Only for you, babyyyyyyyy

_{ransack oshi wo? Them never call me Jackie Chan (abi na Shan) for no reason}

My views?
Now what do you think I'd say

You can't have H202 o.

You should see how the man works it. Kai!!

Keep the rest But I can't let this one go. . . .his push and pulls are unbeatable

Make I spoil your year sef

By C2H50H
Ahhhh dearly beloveds.

I can't do without my FL Gators! eja aro, tayetus, panla, and eja gbigbe
i don't want ori eja o. give me iru ati arin.

I knew you couldn't.
Now come here you!