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She needs to make money, no man is ready to be with a broke lady…. Kpekus alone means nothing… but a kpekus with a Ferrari networth will get guys attention.

Women should start understanding that men don’t really need them anymore as they assume, thanks to sexx freelancers, they made men realise you don’t really need a woman in your life in order to be fulfilled as a man… so any woman that needs a man should go and work on her finances first so that she can be able to maintain the relationship

If you must fvck another man’s wife, do it honourably in your own house and not the man’s house or the hotel. Do it in your house to show you’re proud of what you do and I’m sure your neighbours will fight and support you if E cast

To to is what kept Nigeria as one right from time of Lord Lugard, And its still the oldest trade. They’ve escaped for so long, finally they’ve been included

Anyone that their craft doesn’t go farther than their hype is just wasting his time… all the people that made it , they became popular after their crafts made breakthrough and not them making it before people knowing their crafts
Take Bobrisky as a case study, he became popular after his craft of being a cross dresser went viral, he started getting attention from gay because his crafts appease to them sexually and he started cashing out and became popular in Nigeria.

D public must know your crafts first before they ask to know who owns the crafts. And stop rubbing it on peoples faces by posting you borrowed some clothes to snap pictures with some hungry celebrities, even if you took pictures with wizkid, if you can beg him to post you by himself and not you going to your handles or Nairaland to post it that you took pictures with wizkid. The difference is, when a person like wizkid post you by himself on his account, your chances to success is already at 60% you just need at least 20% work efforts to succeed totalling it 70%

D bull doesn’t understand the secret of succeeding, people pay millions to get endorsed publicly by top celebrities, even brands pay millions in dollars for celebrities endorsement, do you know how much Jacob watch company pay Ronaldo for him to be wearing their watches.

Dbull should start going to events to beg for stage performances, even if it’s children birthday party , he should start from there. It’s not by running online and be shouting and disturbing the peace that you’re an artist. Another thing is that good products doesn’t hide, if your crafts is so good, it will go far and people will bring you out, even your producer will help people locate you without your knowledge.

Also stop appearing like you’re bigger than your helper, you don’t know who’s who on Nairaland, some people are brothers, parents, sisters, friends and even pastors to these A-list artists, producers and show promoters, and some of these Artists, show promoters and producers are even on Nairaland, they see through your personality. So how do they help you, when you’re already bigger in attitude more than your helper.


If you’re writer , your books will become popular first before people ask to know the writer, same with music.

You can’t come online and be pushing it to people’s face that you’re an artist when your crafts haven’t done the talking for you yet. Promote your crafts anonymously until you make breakthrough… once your crafts have made breakthrough, people will definitely come searching for the owner, and by that time, you will steal the stage as a humble person and people will be eager to elevate you.

Instead of pushing it to people’s face that you’re a celebrity and an artist when it’s only your siblings and parents and possibly your gateman at your gate know you’re into music.

Promote your crafts anonymously, that’s the way to get there because of envy from people and even from family, friends and extended families

sleekflow:
Kuku pay 30k
Broke ass otondo

I have a buyer for 23,500 paste your address so the person can come and check it out

Saturnalia:
Airforce One (that attention-seeking asshole) even tried than this noisemaker.

After hyping himself on Nairaland for about 4years, the werey later realized that hyping E-Money was the surest way of staying afloat.

Now that E-Money has ignored his overly ass-licking, he has sunk deep into the dustbin of oblivion.

Lesson here is - Never come here on Nairaland to make stupid & nonsensical noise about whatever you do. Conquer quietly and you’ll be celebrated globally in time.

They did not know that Nairaland is filled with brutal witches & envy-hiding-snakes from all the 6 Geo-Political Zones in Nigeria.

You’re on point…anyone that his craft doesn’t go farther than his hype is just wasting his time… all the people that made it , they became popular after their crafts made breakthrough and not them making it before people knowing their crafts

D public must know your crafts first before they ask to know who owns the crafts.

If you’re writer , your books will become popular first before people ask to know the writer, same with music.

You can’t come online and be pushing it to people’s face that you’re an artist when your crafts haven’t done the talking for you yet. Promote your crafts anonymously until you make breakthrough… once your crafts have made breakthrough, people will definitely come searching for the owner, and by that time, you will steal the stage as a humble person and people will be eager to elevate you.

Instead of pushing it to people’s face that you’re a celebrity and an artist when it’s only your siblings and parents and possibly your gateman at your gate know you’re into music.

Promote your crafts anonymously, that’s the way to get there because of envy from people and even from family, friends and extended families

First red flag…. Your explanation isn’t the duty of a personal Assistant, just say what the unfortunate person applying will be used for ?

Hmmm

Lol

immortalcrown:
Some landlords use substandard material as if the rent will be cheap. On the other hand, some landlords opt for quality materials but building contractors go for substandard materials just to make money in a greedy way.

Wickedness!

You need to stand one place so that we can Chanel the thunder very well, and not talking with both sides of the mouth on the subject.
We want to know what caused the building to collapse , we need to hold a culprit. Is it the landlord ?

seems you have more to say

thesicilian:
I have a very strict rule with house agents: I don't pay upfront. We will agree upfront on your fee and I will pay you at the end of your inspection. If you take me to nonsense places out of my specifications to you, you won't get paid.
I'm not interested in what others are doing, I'm only bound by what we agree on. If you don't agree then I find another agent who will.

No carry this mind cross road oo E get why.

I’ve studied how things originate in Nigeria and noticed that the citizens are the cause of it. Take this scenario as a case study, all the bad dramas that gets displayed in the cause of renting a house is always caused by the person or people searching for a house, there are always processes and procedures of doing things, but we choose to always short circuit the process and look for an easy way out. How can you tell an agent you need a house today today you just called and expect to get exactly what you need, the pressure and desperation will fetch you a house inside a shrine if care is not taken.

You saying you won’t pay upfront as a way of checkmating them, that might be too extreme and they might result to robbing you of your belongings by taking you to the wrong location since you want to play street smart, or even be kidnapped.

One thing you need to know in life is, you must not be too anxious to win the street. They have a Ruthless way of getting back at you. Always play the fool to save your life because that’s the Main Street smartness.

When I bought my first land, I paid every agent their movement fee, it was later one of those agents told me in confidence that they normally lure their clients to areas they will be robbed if the client start playing smart, they won’t argue with the client, because they always assume that if you’re finding it difficult paying movement fee, the chances you go for the property is always very slim. So at the end of the day you lose as the client

Op is right, if you have contrary opinion, prove to me where a sophisticated lady married a poor and unpopular man?

Show me the woman, and don’t give me instances from the north, pick from the south rather

Women don’t really understand that for a fvck boy celebrity to take you serious, don’t always fvck him but give him a casual kind of attitude mixed with some heat sensual desires that will keep him longing to fvck you, don’t fvck him at every slightest opportunity once it’s provided if not the game is spoilt and the fun dies… even if you must fvck him remove the idea of having a child with him as an easy way of getting his attention anytime you want, because that’s when you become totally worthless to him immediately a child comes in between.

See your relationship with him as a casual game for the matured mind that might sometimes involve sexxx… but don’t make mistake of getting pregnant

Hmmm

Pranks are just events mimicking reality… he only orchestrated the prank to know how the people will react about the real thing when it happens

The problem with speed Darlington is Akpi … he always gets Him in trouble

Things are expensive now but for 1.6 million dolls is fvcking expensive

Do you know that your most expensive commodity you bought can be received as a gift by someone?

That commodity you’re placing high value on can be worthless by people that see through fabric

A self acclaimed virgin might be a LovePeddler on the other side

That you bought a commodity expensive doesn’t mean it’s expensive by standards


Because someone is attaching value on themselves doesn’t always indicate they’re people of great worth

That your beautiful angel was someone’s bj point of service and receiving point

No woman apart from those in the era of our parents deserves such nonsense OP posted, I bet you from experience marriages that started in that direction doesn’t last 1 year. It’s even easier and possible for Arsenal to win the champions league than such marriages lasting up to 16months.

Any lady that has dated more than 5guys has a problem such mistakes in relationships results in marriage.

She’s a dick starved and hungry woman that’s lonely and wants men. She got bad taste for men, and doesn’t make the right choices about what she wants.

Tochitee:
OSU you have no issue ….bla bla.. you get choice??continue fooling your fellow ipob,s, this your ojukwu format don cast tey tey!

Carry your madness and go to your fellow slave southerners… from your foolish Awolowo to other slaves in the south (east west and south south) all of you will continue worshipping us )

Better come and continue licking our asses so that you can be considered, we already conquered many parts of your region, continue masturbating while we continue taking over your lands… you think you’re making any sense, you think everyone is two faced like you foolish awolowo clan, you people will always be inferior to us, we Arewas own you all southerners, continue masturbating

Just cut off their joystick and allow them roam around.

Tochitee:
OSU you have no issue ….bla bla.. you get choice??continue fooling your fellow ipob,s, this your ojukwu format don cast tey tey!

Carry your madness and go to your fellow slave southerners… from your foolish Awolowo to other slaves in the south (east west and south south) all of you will continue worshipping us )

Better come and continue licking our asses so that you can be considered, we already conquered many parts of your region, continue masturbating while we continue taking over your lands… you think you’re making any sense, you think everyone is two faced like you foolish awolowo clan, you people will always be inferior to us, we Arewas own you all southerners, continue masturbating

Lol… Presido this one no follow abeg, talk another thing. Using black to paint black is a waste of paint and canvas, it’s just like saying INEC chairman accusing Trump of rigging election.

How E sound for your ear as you talk am…

some things are best left unsaid

Tochitee:
JESUS!! Lmaoooo ! When I tell you that the biggest trait ibos passed down to their generations is cowardice and how to spread propangandas! You think God did not support treating an Ibo man as third class citizens It is an action and reaction world,you receive what you give! Apart from you clamoflaging as a northerners, this your ojukwu format don cast tey tey! Try another rubbish, A 6 months old baby can smell an OSU’ post from 1000 miles! So shameless that your messiah OJUKWU Blamed AWOLOWO all his miserable life’s for not supporting ibos using Nigeria oil to conquer Nigeria! So you have continued from where your coward ojukwu that left your parents and reducing your populations to be slaughtered like Christmas chickens and your parents raped mercilessly blaming and looking up to your SAVIOURS YORUBA TO DELIVER YOU FROM YOUR SELF INFLICTED PREDICAMENT!

I have no issue with you masturbating with any part of the south as long as you don’t carry that your madness and mention any Arewa state, then I will let you know that you southerners are nothing but our slaves.

Ok

For me ooo, we’re already in shithole no need pointing fingers or calling names… Tinubu is even trying to remedy the situation 10X more than buhari did, if tinubu was the president instead of buhari in 2015, I don’t think we would have fallen to the level our economy did, at this point even Peter Obi knows that he can’t perform magic overnight to restore Nigeria.

Building takes time and it’s always slower especially when all sectors are destroyed, it’s a gradual state building before we start seeing tangible results.


My only worry is that the president is a politician and not a leader, though his visions are good on paper but might not work out on ground because of political reasons and selfishness of top party guns. Only a leader can tilt Nigeria back in the right direction, this was what Nigerians thought buhari was but he was just a retired military man and not a leader.


Jonathan wasn’t a leader but a civil servant that got invited into politics,

Peter Obi is not a leader, he’s a banker and a trader, he will do well handling the nation’s treasury and member of a working cabinet where a leader is the president


Atiku is a politician and not a leader, he won’t do anything different from buhari,



Since the creation of democracy in Nigeria, the nation have only had 2 leaders,

1 Obasanjo
2 Yar’ Adua


Obasanjo was a leader but at some point in his government, he allowed greed take control of his government, some of his policies are what Nigeria is using today and his government brought lots of foreign investment

Yar’Adua is another extraordinary visionary and a great leader, though his reign was short but for the first time Nigerians and the masses had 65% trust on government. The only people that never needed his government were enemies of Nigeria and democracy. He remains the most loved head of state…


So looking at Tinubu statements from his point of view, I think we need to embrace this little difficulty and hardship, may Allah help us all

Women are like fashion, you got different taste. If you want a woman, ask yourself what kind of person are mine?

Understanding the kind of person you are will help you know what you’re looking for in a woman. Just like how some men don’t know how to save for the rainy days, they end up being broke when it matters, they have misplaced priorities. That’s how it is with women.

Another thing to understand is that no woman is good or bad, it’s just that you guys are not compatible, you don’t understand yourselves. If you have the manual of a gadget, you will be able to use and install that gadget, that’s how women are.


Things I do when searching for a woman that will compatible with me are

1- I follow my instincts if my mind tells me to approach her I do, if not I back out

2- next thing after approaching her, i try to get along with her in order to get to know her birth day and zodiac sign

3- once I know her zodiac sign, that’s what will decide if I will move to the next level or abort the mission


With the zodiac sign of a person, you don’t need to ask someone to tell you about themselves, with it I already know what I’m expecting if I go further, zodiac signs never lie, in a matter of minutes you know what your fate is with this person.

A lot of people don’t believe in zodiac signs, of which I use to ignore and doubt it myself in the past until I started getting interested.

You’ll hear some guys saying that my girlfriend love material things too much, the sign was there in your face but you chose not to pay attention in the beginning.

Imagine an Aries marrying or dating another Aries, 2 fire elements that both have temper issues and are never patient, who will calm down for who?

Knowing your Zodiac sign is the manual for a healthy relationship and marriage

Zincfingers:
Omo 😂
It has gotten to a point osu now impersonate Northerners on naira land .
Emeka , I know identifying publicly as an Ibo can be shameful but this is an anonymous forum nah .
You are still scared of identifying as okoro even on naira land .
SMH

As long as you continue getting an erection with your assumption I’m okay with you, I’ll only have an issue with you if you drag any Arewa state into your madness I will make you understand that you southerners are our slaves and will continue being so.

WeddingParol:
Arewa wana be!

Arewas don't speak foolishly like this

In your opinion you’ve said something meaningful today, ok no point arguing with a retard. Try and be applying grease to your brain, so that there’ll always be friction along the moving parts

Ok