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immortalcrown:
So, a husband is not a man and a wife is not a woman? Una go dey form motivational speakers sote una go turn dictionary and Bible upsidedown.

If you say that sex is not meant for a man and a woman that are not married to each other, you are correct. But saying that sex is not meant for man and woman is 100% wrong.

Are you aware that your logic justifies same-sex marriage that is against the religion you try to promote? Saying that sex is not for man and woman indirectly implies that sex can be for man and man or for woman and woman.

The message from OP was clear until you brought your own dictionary that even got you confused. No use this kind understanding enter road oo, you fit Dey think say motor wey Dey high speed Dey friendly until E hit you, you die throwey

As a Nigerian try and make money ooo, even if it warrants stealing the whole allocation meant for your state, steal it, highest the court will grant you bail of 500million.

After making the money, don’t be greedy, make it go round within the men of timber and caliber, sawdust and plywood.

Then you will see that the judiciary is just nothing but allies. No one can treat you anyhow in Nigeria.

But when you’re a no body and also broke, the law will take its course on you.

No matter what, don’t be broke, AFE can never use police to intimidate any first class billionaire in Nigeria no matter what the person says, highest he will use the court and will allow the court to do their job.

Prettyangelng:
3 DARKEST SIDES OF WOMEN YOU DON'T KNOW ❤️

1. A woman can never love two men at the same time. It is always one. If you are not, you are not. There are no two ways around. That is why you usually see two women f1ght’ng for one man they love. A woman who loves you, smells everything that touches you including your clothes.

2. The s£¥ual desire in women is usually more than that of a man. Don't think it's only men that desired s£¥ more than women. Women desired s£¥ more than men only that it's in their nature to wait for men to ask for it. That is because women don't want to face rejection, embarrassment and insūlt no matter what they always want until someone saves them and take the blame.

3. Women don't keep secrets to someone they love no matter what you tell them. No matter what she says, wait till she meets someone she loves in bed, somebody who knows them more than you, somebody who knows what she's capable of doing, somebody who knows that she wouldn't hide anything from him; that's the person she will tell.

And, again, shyness and tears are not a valid effects to determine if she's a good woman, because a woman can fake it like a boss. They are capable of doing that.

When you ch£æt on her and she doesn't hæte you, she hætes that woman you ch£æted with. Ladies I'm sorry for exp0sing our secret.

All you wrote up there validates the saying that what women see in men is money, forget the crap you wrote, why write sex as s£¥.

Why use the pounds sign £ and the yuan sign ¥

Don’t allow any gal deceive you ooo… as a guy just make your money, that’s the only thing women sees in men, none of them can deny it, all the nonsense she wrote there doesn’t work with Nigerian women.

If you want to test if hell is real, be broke and date a Nigerian woman… you will wish the devil to punish you himself

Women are all the same all over the world, they enter relationships with the wrong mindset and end up being used and reused by different men.

Karma is a man that’s why it deals with it’s victims ruthlessly

mcjohny:
Your smart bro

You’re welcome bro, you’re also smart to understand me, not everyone finds it interesting to seek for understanding

ajademola2000:
Thanks for the summary.

You’re welcome bro, there are lots of knowledge and information that only few people can understand.


Elon musk is trying to break a universal law, but he won’t be able to, that his Mars mission and project might suffer a setback … he’s trying to go to the other realm through the wrong portal, it’s only in this earth he’s wealthy, his other self’s out there are the ones asking for his help… A lot of people think that space X project is just for science purposes, it’s a distortion in the duality of the realms. Except if he’s been able to build his energy level, because naturally, once you’re human, your energy level drops instantly to the lowest level, that’s the price you must pay to enjoy what life on earth feels like. You become powerless, that’s why you can’t transcend into any realm with your mortal body, the body is a matter, assuming it’s antimatter, it would’ve be possible to move from one realm to another with our body …

ajademola2000:
I concur but I have a question. When one dies does the person know he/she is dead ? To me..I don't think so. One thing I know for sure is nobody truly die, what we experience is transformation and transition.

In practical terms the human body is only but a vessel or container, and what powers that container is the energy (spirit) inside that vessel… the organs in the body are what helps to charge and recharge this energy inside the vessel to be functional in this vessel. Without the organs inside the body, the energy is useless inside the vessel, and without the energy (spirit) inside the vessel, both the organs and the body are useless and start decomposing. So the energy is very vital but if the organs are no more functional, the energy will only be making a physical manifestation but can’t stay for long in this physical realm, it needs a functioning body (vessel) to remain in this physical earth. This why the concept of ghosts in the mortuary is true, their energies (spirits) are still forcing themselves into their respective vessels (body) but the organs that will make the body functional is either weak, removed or no more functional so their energies will only be making a physical manifestation and most times copy a complete appearance of the vessel as it’s trying to force itself back into the vessel, but they don’t last, that’s why you can see them for some time, after you stop seeing them, because they haven’t gotten it right, their must be compatibility between the energy (spirit), vessel (body) and the organs inside the body before a dead person can come back to life, if the three are not at 100% compatible then this realm will continue being a blockage to the energy.

Normally when an unprepared death happens, the energy is forced out of the body let’s assume an accident happened, the organs become damaged, the energy is ejected from the body instantly but it will continue trying to force itself back into the body sometimes, it will be able to because the vital organs aren’t totally damaged but if nothing is done in minutes or few hours, the energy will be ejected permanently from the body and can never be accepted back into it… that’s why some people survive after an accident, while others don’t.


Humans are naturally greedy and born greedy it’s just civility and morality that is trying to make humans not to be, take a child for example, you start teaching a child that’s less than 2years old to be giving out his food or anything he cherished, trying to make the child know that sharing is good… it’s because humans are born to be greedy but it’s not our fault, the problem is from the energies inside us, they’re naturally greedy, they can never give room for another energy to possess their vessel except our energy that have died in another realm, they can jointly exist in one vessel as one, because they’re the same. That’s why it’s very foolish of an energy to give room for another energy to access his vessel, although some allow it in form of favour to pass information to someone, that’s why some times, when they possess a particular body, the person they possessed his/her body will know everything about that dead person because the energy of that dead person is inside the other body. Most of this people you hear that can summon these dead energies, that’s what they do, their own energy gives way for a while for this roaming energy.

The reason most times why energies don’t allow other energies to access their vessel is because of trust and naturally not ready to share, some energies tends to stay in a vessel that isn’t theirs for so long, and most times it affects the person’s physical identity if it happens frequently.

Now to answer your question, yes your energy senses a problem when they’re not able to access their vessel (body), they continue trying and sometimes they get it correctly and the person wakes up, that’s what happens in situations where you hear things like

Stop getting us scared, why will you be sleeping like that, we’ve been waking you, you’re not even waking up”

Our energy goes through a lot every time, every day, so when they can no longer access their vessel, they know that it’s the end of them in dis realm, they’re no longer welcome and no energy is willing to give way for a roaming energy to start dwelling in its vessel. So the energies that are too attached to this realm will continue being here on earth refusing to transcend on to the next realm, hoping they might see an empty vessel to continue their lives back here on earth but that never happens and most of them have spent years here without knowing because time only exist in this physical realm but when you die, you no longer know what time is. So yes your energy knows he’s dead.


You need to take this information slowly in order to understand

JagabanBorgu:
Somehow, you think a woman of such calibre who has participated in building Abuja for over 40 years won't be in court to challenge Wike if she has proper documentations to that property?
Ironically, we live in a country where we all agree everything is wrong, to change whatever is wrong, the foundation of same country will be shaken, but we never like anything to change we just want a functional society to appear.
I have been saying this since the ages, Nigerians only talk change but they will be the first to resist actual change when they see it.
The figure that will ACTUALLY transform Nigeria will have to fight against those in the top class of Nigeria as well as the masses, the top class will fight to protect what they have been enjoying while the masses like you are doing now will be defending them without knowing exactly why they are doing that.

So when I grab your land and sell it to my friends, that’s the change you preach about, there are other ways things can be done… Wike knows what he’s doing, land grabbing is real, a lot of things are done wrongly using government power

richmond500:
This is not true.
Self con is around 300-400k
One bedroom is around 400-800k.

But 2m in ph is too small.
If ur rent is fully paid and ur room is already furnished, ur 2m will only last about 8-10months if u are on a budget.

At 45 and u want to relocate to PH, u should be having at least 5m

English is really difficult for you to understand…
Don’t worry I understand, now you ended up saying nothing new

Ibtxxo:
I'm planning to relocate to PH next month, that is January 2025, to start life afresh. I'm confused about the best, most affordable place to stay.

My major needs are security, electricity, nearness to town, and affordable housing. I would appreciate some input from PH residents here.

Note: I am on a budget with 2m and intend to start up a business.
I am 42 years

So, where in PH would you suggest and why?

Is it 2m for house and properties or 2m to start up something when you arrive?

Or 2m as both rent, properties, business and feeding make I understand?
My friend from childhood that relocated to port harcourt 3months ago is currently crying , according to him said rents are fvcking expensive,

self contained apartments are between 300 - 800k depending on the area, this according to him is largely due to availability of light

1bedroom apartments 800k -2m depending on areas also

2bed apartments 1.3m -2.5

And some greedy managing firms and landlords will ask for 2years payment. That’s for house alone

Feeding is luxury in Nigeria currently now, then imagine what that place would look like

2m currently now is equivalent to 100k 7years ago

Your 2m is just 400k in port harcourt if you ask me, just abort that thought right now to avoid asking yourself

“What happened to the 2m I arrived with ? “

Hmm

helinues:
And who cares?

So the government should not develop Nigeria because of some people who got a land without proper documentations

Cheap blackmailing that can't work

Everything seems funny as long as it’s happening to someone else. No use this kind sense cross road oo

Just like there are multiverses out there, there are different realities out there… you’re existing in different thousands of planes, and you can only share information and knowledge between yourself in this planes/ dimension when you sleep… sleep is only a gateway to these multiverses/ planes we exist in… you’re existing at the same time with every you out there, no one truly dies, when you die in this plane called earth (your soul or spirit according to Christian’s but I will call it energy never dies because nothing truly die, rather you move to another plane out there in one of the other universes another you exist and become one with that, and in such situations one of newton’s laws gets fulfilled

Energy is neither created nor destroyed but rather can be transformed from one place(plane) to another.

Even in this physical earth everyone is not the same, some people are more stronger, more intelligent, more smarter, more extra human than others… why’s that? You can’t compare the knowledge of such extraordinary human and the others that are just existing singularly without a sort of assistance, that’s where the concept of “all fingers (humans) are not equal “ some are more human than you are in this physical reality called earth

Such people are only experiencing transformation in this physical plane (earth), they’ve died in one of the other planes out there, their soul or energy got trapped here on earth, and they attracted and became one.

Physics says like terms repel but in this case they attract due to matter. This is why those that have mastered the art and science of dream, use it to their advantage. There’s a you some where that’s super rich, moderately rich, rich , average in wealth, poor, very poor and a church rat… that’s why you must guide your thoughts and always remain positive in order to attract that you that’s doing well in the other realm or plane to rescue you here in this realm, if you fill your heart with negativity, that you that’s also suffering like you’re currently doing will come and worsen your situation here on earth while thinking he’s helping you, every you out there is ready to come to your assistance if you connect perfectly well with the you, you desire. Knowing how to channel your energies is important in the universe and multiverse.

Some persons that are superbly rich in this physical reality might be because of two reasons

- this is the only dimension or plane that they’re wealthy in , in the entire multiverses out there

- possibly they’re privileged to be extraordinary humans, so one of the person passed a lot of information and opportunities down to the other him/her in this physical space when the other energy got trapped in the body in this physical plane


What I’m saying might not make a lot of sense to everyone, but just know that what ever you are doing, try to learn how to seek the assistance of the other you that’s doing well in the other realm, that’s the God that will help you navigate this physical realm


This physical realm has the lowest level of energy in the energy chart in the entire multiverse, that’s why you can’t go to the other planes with your body while you’re alive, ( Christian’s call it heaven and hell) but you can only go there when you sleep, so because of that humans always seem powerless. But if you can utilise the skills and abilities of being able to communicate with you in other planes you can get help or assistance.

Dream is just a gateway, death is just a transformation and transition into a new level of dimension.

Any gal that’s always falling under such is the easiest in the pack to fvck, they’re always very lose inside but keep a “holier than the pope” physical appearance

For the guys in this category, they’re the worst kind of guys out there, they might even rape you if you’re not careful using the sister, sister in Christ format, before you realise yourself as a lady they’ve shifted your panties one side

Okay

Zooposki:
The number of breadwinners that are women are steadily increasing. You mean men will be begging women in the future?

Survive the next 12 months first and stop masturbating on impossibilities, Nigeria customs and traditions never made men to depend on women for survival, get that into your pvssy as you’re masturbating , try and get sense too

So where did he say he has become a native doctor?

No wonder Tinubu is Nigeria president because of people like you

galserv:
You just sounded like a lun*tic!!!

Where did I ever profess any pastor or G.O to you

I profess Jesus Christ!!!

I am an ardent reader/follower of the Bible. It's our manual for living.

That's why I asked for the source of the trash you posted earlier.

And your understanding is watery like a premature semen, since you claim to read the Christian bible, and yet your understanding is this shallow, I wonder what other parts of your life will be.

Christianity use to be my favourite religion while growing up, but what we have now is just a reverse… I will say Christianity needs to be abolished because of people like you that got no brains to think and be rational rather allowing one criminal wearing suits standing on the podium to decide their lives for them

PlasmaTV:
If you are the son of your father, name a true pastor who sells salvation through tithes and offerings.

Even if I take my hard earned money and bury it, how is it any of your dumb business, you nose poking, delusional, irredeemably stupid antichrist?

If the church is so lucrative as you can assume, please start one. If you thrive within the first 6 months and cash out millions, I'll pay you 1m.

I don’t know any true pastor in Nigeria currently because there’s NONE
They’re all criminals and thieves

Name your true pastor and I’ll prove to you he’s a criminal, a liar and a thief

galserv:
Where is the trash you wrote up there written

Continue looking for where it’s written, even if I bring it to your face, as long as it’s not coming from your god pastors and daddy GOs , you will still argue foolishly.

You foolish woke Christians, worshipping your pastors and not going directly to God, as long as it’s daddy GO that said it, he’s right

That’s why the charlatan at Redeem said

He drinks tea with God every morning, and his foolish members believed him

Criminals, thieves and wicked people…

If I must be a pulpit bandit, I rather steal from the rich and give to the poor.

PlasmaTV:
If you are the son of your father, name a true pastor who sells salvation through tithes and offerings.

Even if I take my hard earned money and bury it, how is it any of your dumb business, you nose poking, delusional, irredeemably stupid antichrist?

If the church is so lucrative as you can assume, please start one. If you thrive within the first 6 months and cash out millions, I'll pay you 1m.

If I want to be a scammer, I rather go for the bigger ones like becoming a politician in Nigeria…. Give your 1m to your charlatan pulpit bandits, they need your money more… you’re not doing me

Of course it’s not easy like you said but I’m glad you acknowledged them being a scammer

Okay from USB

MissW:
So you think because you and your family members can surpass the Kleptomaniac Emefiele if you were in his position, automatically means 95% of Nigerians will also do same?

What you lack is opportunity to steal, until you prove me wrong by getting elected and not stealing, if not … you’re just more a thief like emefiele… what you lack is opportunity.

PlasmaTV:
If stupidity needs a brand, I'll send your CV.
You embody stupidity with so much pride and self confidence.

Please, tell your native doctors to use their charms to transform Nigeria. There are three major religions in Naija. Why are you attacking just pastors?

This has hit frontpage. Lol. Nairaland has become a shell.

Anyways, for those who are always quick to insult Christianity and pastors,I make BOLD to say that Christianity has done more for Nigerians than the government has ever done. For the noisemakers who will shout "pastors are eating our tithes and offerings", at least, the church is well catered for. There hasn't been power outage in Winners Ota since '99. Same with RCCG camp, MFM camp, Deeper life camp etc. Nigeria has gained independence since 1960, yet the power grid collapses every market day.


During COVID,the church gave many aids and palliatives to members and non members. My own church gave foodstuff to Muslims! The government hoarded palliatives while people starved in the streets.


Every Sunday, my church gives foodstuff to almost 50 members. We've been doing this since 2015. No government has tried this. Other churches feed hundreds of people weekly. The government's only interest is in hoarding monies for their generation unborn.


Lastly, people go to a davido concert and spend 100k on ticket. They go to clubs and spend 1m in a night. Nobody bats an eyelid. But when a church member decides to give HIS money to the church, nincompoops start jumping all over the place.

Mind your business,all ye church haters. The church has done way more for Nigeria than the government ever has.

Selah!

No native doctor is selling you salvation through tithing and offering.

The bald head at Winners Nigerian Limited is doing Shiloh now, he’ll soon cash out before Christmas.

Continue in your foolishness while they continue using you to cash out, yet they go secretly to patronise these native doctors.

Your mumu na follow come.

If there’s power in your Christianity, why do politicians use your Bible to swear?
Let them swear with Ogun , so that you’ll understand that there’s a difference between 6 and half a dozen, …

You think your pastors don’t know they’re scamming you people? That’s why when a person sees that he’s so lazy to hustle, he will go and rent few people and start a business centre he will call a church

splendournoni:
See this infidel now church done enter inside abi... The type of you I can recommend a jihadist to behead you...


Maybe na your tribe and village people dey corrupt but in Nigeria all our politicians are more corrupt than the citizen... Argue with your ancestors and your foolish generation

If in Nigeria like you said, all the politicians are more corrupt than the citizens, before a politician comes to power, was he a citizen of Nigeria or not?

Answer me foolish goat,

So if all politicians are citizens, and like you said it’s politicians that are corrupt, why hasn’t Nigeria have a good politician and a good leader?

The answer is very simple

If citizens are good, it will reflect on their political system and it will reflect on their leaders because the leaders and politicians are all part and parcel of the citizens, you can’t give what you don’t have…

It’s very simple to understand but your foolishness is next to none.

Imagine a country that 99.9% are criminals, just 0.01% might not be corrupt,

Pastors = scammer
Government = scammer
Citizens = scammer

Cheeryfeet:
See your reasoning, very delusional. You kneel before a native doctor. The native doctors have transformed Nigeria baa, they can't even develop their environment. Yes and what the native doctor represent is not imaginary too baa? You can see his god. Be playing.

The native doctor never promised me my problems are over I should sow seed or pay tithe

The native doctor never threatened me that I’m going to hell if I don’t pay tithe

The native doctor never made me poor by scamming me and hypnotising me into giving him my first salary for the year while he uses it to feed his family, send his children to the best schools

The native doctor never gave me olive oil, holy water and stickers for protection while he employs the Nigerian security agency to protect him and his family

Should I go on and on ?

You’re as foolish as your charlatan pastors and daddy GOs … pulpit bandits.

They all patronise the same native doctors you’re here talking ill of…

There’s no power in that religion called Christianity, Better go back to your roots if you really want to be saved, or you can continue sponsoring your scamming pastors,

You will learn soon

The sweetest of anything is hiding behind closed doors to do something,

That foolish girl won’t marry the ex oo, she knows they have no future together but she’s too attached to the knacking.

The man was lucky, women love sex more than anything, especially when they’re not under pressure, they can fvck their brain out in excitement, she went back possibly to collect the last doggy before saying “Yes I do” the next day, that would’ve been the Genesis of the Exodus.

Watch out in 9months time, she’ll give birth to the ex boyfriend child if she doesn’t abort the baby…

She’ll be like “pour everything inside, I’m getting married tomorrow, so even if I get pregnant it’s okay, it’s my baby, my husband won’t know “

The Genesis of paternity fraud in marriage

galserv:
Prayer works and God's ways and thoughts are not ours.

This world is only for a shortwhile. Heaven is our ultimate home.

Are you a HELL candidate

You’re only in a loop, it’s a continuous cycle, your concern should be how to end your own loop, if not you’re returning here again.

The hell is here, the heaven is here…, it’s the choice you make that will make your heaven come quicker

Alliswell248:
Who cares about what you do with your life?
Learn to keep your frustration to yourself.

Who made you the fighter of the church?

Pastors are human

And who is interested in you masturbating with my mention Opuno …

I guess your daddy is affected, tell him to stop scamming the poor all in the name of going to your heaven

Tinubu till he’s dead which I know might be in 2075, instead of Nigeria to be good, it’s better Tinubu remains president till when his maker call for him.

Nigerians are not suffering yet, at least Tinubu is still seeing money to pay salaries and give states allocations. I will take Nigerians serious when they wake up and start seeing the handwriting on the wall. Tinubu will be the last president of Nigeria, once he’s done, nothing will be left.


That scenario you attended your friend’s wedding and arrived late, and they tell you

Guy food don finish, and true true, ..,, food don finish.

That’s how Nigeria will be, there will be nothing left

What matters now is how much does she bring to the table and not if she have 10 doctorate degrees.

By how much she brings, I mean

- compatibility
- skill (handwork/ tech )
- being able to be a good mother to my kids
- character
- moral
- home management
- willing to learn
- loyal


These above will make any man stay with any woman regardless of not having tertiary education