₦airaland Forum

Hmmm iPhone wannabes with android chipset

Marriage is night market, you might buy trash and be thinking you outsmarted the seller but in reality, na you dem chop.


Marriage should be sold like Belgium cars, you go with your mechanic to test before purchase, because so many bride parents sell scraps to their son-in law and they’re aware

There’s more value for goods and services over here compared to in a third world country,

How many people here earn a half a million dollars per month compared to what you have in Nigeria ?

Naira has no value that’s why $2 seem like big money.

Hmmm

Mmesoma was threatened by jamb allegedly and they forced her into accepting.

Government can do anything to save face, if NANS president can come around to sing Seyi praises after hand don touch am, anyone can claim they were wrong

Ever since they sold etisalat to Nigerians and it became 9mobile, that network lost it’s credibility

Normally just as a black man can never be pope, that’s how a non indigene or non tribal person can never be a VC in any university in Nigeria

The same way a white man can never be a native doctor in Africa

Soludo is just a book intelligent person but not smart …. Some of his policies have shown he’s just sound academically but not experienced in the field, he can make a good adviser because he does well on researches but he’s not smart enough to understand governance and it’s implementation

If you sincerely want to record yourself on live, try to keep your camera away from capturing others even if it’s by mistake… that’s why you must seek people’s permission before they find themselves in your video.

Just imagine if the Rev sister was sleeping carelessly inside the vehicle, tell me the foolish girl won’t capture her to make fun of her online?

Don’t mess up and come online to look for foolish people like you to support you

Ok

Just make politics in Nigeria unattractive just like teaching job and watch how good Nigeria will become.

The best answers to those questions might be forwarded to the respective parties as it helps in determining the cause and effect of the problem and a solution drawn from the student’s perspective.

Samantha125:
If you want to be responsible with your money, that's totally fine with me, but if I come home the following day with shopping bags, don't ask me where I got the money from the same way I won't ask you about your finances.

And if I tell you that I'm going on a girls vacation, don't ask me who's paying for the vacation... Just watch and go ahead and do you while I do me.

Your pvssy= your responsibility

No body is doing No body a favour

Hot money, hot speed, hot chase , hot jail…. Hot death

The best way to ambush a scammer is by not showing that you’re aware you’re being scammed or already scammed… continue giving the same vibe you were giving from the beginning and don’t act suspicious…

If not the scammer will cut you off….

Sincerely, get busy with your life… be successful and you’ll notice that you’ve been a fool all this while.


The key to any pvssy is being successful.


Success is Sugar, ants are pvssy(s) , sugar doesn’t need ants but ants needs sugar.

Once you are the one they want, the women starts fighting for your attention… then you’ll have different sizes and colours of pvssies to knack as you please.


The more successful you become the more the quality of pvssies you dispose…

Men don’t love the women they knack especially successful men. You only love

Your mom
Your children


It’s the duty of your wife/girlfriend to love and respect you, your job is to make her have a good sense of security which she sees from your success

I’m surprised helineus and his cousin yarimo haven’t made a presentation on the subject….

Don’t be deceived by their dressing and phones, thinking they’re very simple bla bla bla.

To be around their circle is very expensive…

If they’re very simple, you won’t find them flying private jets, first class and business class

If they’re as simple as they make you think, at events they’ll sit with regular people

If they’re as simple as they make you think, they’ll not be accumulating and tripling their wealth.


Don’t be deceived by looks

Hassanmaye:
Salary of 200k in Lagos last for 2 weeks 😭😢😢

If Lagos is your village definitely you should own a land… definitely with a good management skill… 200k from a remote job should last you 2weeks plus because you’re not paying rent and not paying transportation to work daily

Our politicians are really shameless across board… so tomorrow after wike finish with Tinubu, he goes back to pdp to pay for another position and the party will support him like it’s an achievement ?


Na we Dey do our self I swear, so truly there was nothing wrong with looting or stealing of public funds in the first place especially when you are a party member

Leave the boy alone… if you have issues work out your salvation so that others will be envious of your children…


Since we no won wise

the way Nigeria is going… people will start relocating back to their villages to develop it and reside there … especially if your work is remote and there’s no need of ever showing at your place of work.

Only then, can a salary of 200k last you for 2weeks plus if you’re a good manager, and be able to save and buy some things for yourself too

helinues:
One thing I have realised is Igbo's don't have political future plan.

Because if they do, some of them won't be picking fight with those that they might need their help in future

Whether Biafra or presidency, they still need others

Is political future plan the solution of having good governance ?

I don’t care the fvcking tribe that becomes the president, I care about who can make Nigerians feel good governance and know that whatever that drives other Nigerians to japa can be replicated there in Nigeria.


But you’re so myopic and only care about statistics of tribe that have become president, that will become president…

My tribe have ruled that country called Nigeria but I can’t say I was proud of the achievements… only Yar’Adua had good intentions but death took him away. Every other person till present is a political mistake that never should’ve happened.

Continue with your statistics while these politicians steal your future away… you’re in Nigeria you think that’s how the world is, sometimes borrow money and travel even if it’s for one week to a cheap European country, so that your eyes will be open.

Nothing is new

Lala food dat year… snakes