₦airaland Forum

He’s the only competent patriot that served without blemish… he has done well…

Emefiele is a saint where Mahmood Yakubu is…

If you want to be desired by top political guns, go and take tutoring from Mahmood Yakubu

Something must….

Is obi aware of this your write up?
He knows he’s only out to share votes , a united north will win obi any day any time, obi will only share southern votes except he’s backed by Tinubu… Tinubu is the main kingmaker in Nigeria, he single handedly removed pdp from power

If Tinubu supports you genuinely, just go home and celebrate, you’ve won.

If not for Tinubu, Buhari would’ve still been contesting elections religiously like Atiku,

If Atiku had genuinely aligned with Tinubu, he would’ve been president before now

I will rather give buhari the nod to finish Nigeria kpata kpata

If women can date broke guys, the rate of ritual and the strong desire to make money by men will reduce… women push men to make money by all means, because women can date whoever they want but men cannot except they measure up financially.

Men are ready to be with a broke girl still struggling to find her feet but only few women can. So in a society that men can’t date whom they desire, what do you expect.

Let me explain it this way

If women change their mentality suddenly, to start finding interest in highly intelligent men (nerds) do you know that we will have a society of mainly genuses ? Programmers, IT experts etc basically because they’re smart and intelligent and not because of money.

Women need to change their clingy nature towards money and materialism at least reduce it, if not it might get to a point women will start using their fellow women for ritual because the society is decaying at a faster rate

If you must be working for a business man (daddy GO) in his company (church) as a scammer (pastor) make sure to enter into partnership with him in the nearest future, if not after they have used your scamming skills to scam members, they toss you away and hand over to their unfortunate children to lord and boss over you. But when it’s partnership, the position of the CEO ( daddy GO) will be rotational as by number of years among partners

Every accused is innocent until proven guilty, .., even if they present evidence deny the goddammned thing until you’re proven guilty. Sometimes evidence might be doctored, the only valid evidence before the court that holds water is

Caught in the act

In that scenario, even satan will advice you to plead guilty to save his time

Edoblakky:
That's a fallacy! In a country where humans inhabit, inec boss would be in jail for Budgeting money to install servers that we can't see and were never used. We celebrate criminals in this country

How’s what I said a fallacy, are humans living in Nigeria ?…

Inec is the only agency immune to efcc … you know why

The agency doesn’t steal any money belonging to the people

wellmax:
These things you say online for cruise you come back to haunt you.

What did I say wrong ?

bisqit:
when last you fúck married woman?

I don’t fvck married women…

Do you want to take over his position?

If you don’t, allow the dead to rest, you don’t love him more than his kids or his mom, stop acting like you love him more than his kinsmen, allow the dead be

If number one can allow me lay hands on him so that the spell keeping all gullible servants in his business enterprise be broken and they will receive sense and in turn the nation can move forward, I’m willing to pick that option

If you’re IFA tell me who you’ll pick in this Tinubulation and bad economic times?

If she has made money, I mean money… you can fvck her brain out and give her a child if not don’t fall for that trap as a man… remember how some women make you think they’re not demanding or after your money when the relationship is about starting, only to lure you and finish you midway.

The same applies here, when reading what a woman says, always put it in front of a mirror in order to see the reverse message, that reverse message is the real message

She needs to make money, no man is ready to be with a broke lady…. Kpekus alone means nothing… but a kpekus with a Ferrari networth will get guys attention.

Women should start understanding that men don’t really need them anymore as they assume, thanks to sexx freelancers, they made men realise you don’t really need a woman in your life in order to be fulfilled as a man… so any woman that needs a man should go and work on her finances first so that she can be able to maintain the relationship

If you must fvck another man’s wife, do it honourably in your own house and not the man’s house or the hotel. Do it in your house to show you’re proud of what you do and I’m sure your neighbours will fight and support you if E cast

To to is what kept Nigeria as one right from time of Lord Lugard, And its still the oldest trade. They’ve escaped for so long, finally they’ve been included

Anyone that their craft doesn’t go farther than their hype is just wasting his time… all the people that made it , they became popular after their crafts made breakthrough and not them making it before people knowing their crafts
Take Bobrisky as a case study, he became popular after his craft of being a cross dresser went viral, he started getting attention from gay because his crafts appease to them sexually and he started cashing out and became popular in Nigeria.

D public must know your crafts first before they ask to know who owns the crafts. And stop rubbing it on peoples faces by posting you borrowed some clothes to snap pictures with some hungry celebrities, even if you took pictures with wizkid, if you can beg him to post you by himself and not you going to your handles or Nairaland to post it that you took pictures with wizkid. The difference is, when a person like wizkid post you by himself on his account, your chances to success is already at 60% you just need at least 20% work efforts to succeed totalling it 70%

D bull doesn’t understand the secret of succeeding, people pay millions to get endorsed publicly by top celebrities, even brands pay millions in dollars for celebrities endorsement, do you know how much Jacob watch company pay Ronaldo for him to be wearing their watches.

Dbull should start going to events to beg for stage performances, even if it’s children birthday party , he should start from there. It’s not by running online and be shouting and disturbing the peace that you’re an artist. Another thing is that good products doesn’t hide, if your crafts is so good, it will go far and people will bring you out, even your producer will help people locate you without your knowledge.

Also stop appearing like you’re bigger than your helper, you don’t know who’s who on Nairaland, some people are brothers, parents, sisters, friends and even pastors to these A-list artists, producers and show promoters, and some of these Artists, show promoters and producers are even on Nairaland, they see through your personality. So how do they help you, when you’re already bigger in attitude more than your helper.


If you’re writer , your books will become popular first before people ask to know the writer, same with music.

You can’t come online and be pushing it to people’s face that you’re an artist when your crafts haven’t done the talking for you yet. Promote your crafts anonymously until you make breakthrough… once your crafts have made breakthrough, people will definitely come searching for the owner, and by that time, you will steal the stage as a humble person and people will be eager to elevate you.

Instead of pushing it to people’s face that you’re a celebrity and an artist when it’s only your siblings and parents and possibly your gateman at your gate know you’re into music.

Promote your crafts anonymously, that’s the way to get there because of envy from people and even from family, friends and extended families

sleekflow:
Kuku pay 30k
Broke ass otondo

I have a buyer for 23,500 paste your address so the person can come and check it out

Saturnalia:
Airforce One (that attention-seeking asshole) even tried than this noisemaker.

After hyping himself on Nairaland for about 4years, the werey later realized that hyping E-Money was the surest way of staying afloat.

Now that E-Money has ignored his overly ass-licking, he has sunk deep into the dustbin of oblivion.

Lesson here is - Never come here on Nairaland to make stupid & nonsensical noise about whatever you do. Conquer quietly and you’ll be celebrated globally in time.

They did not know that Nairaland is filled with brutal witches & envy-hiding-snakes from all the 6 Geo-Political Zones in Nigeria.

You’re on point…anyone that his craft doesn’t go farther than his hype is just wasting his time… all the people that made it , they became popular after their crafts made breakthrough and not them making it before people knowing their crafts

D public must know your crafts first before they ask to know who owns the crafts.

If you’re writer , your books will become popular first before people ask to know the writer, same with music.

You can’t come online and be pushing it to people’s face that you’re an artist when your crafts haven’t done the talking for you yet. Promote your crafts anonymously until you make breakthrough… once your crafts have made breakthrough, people will definitely come searching for the owner, and by that time, you will steal the stage as a humble person and people will be eager to elevate you.

Instead of pushing it to people’s face that you’re a celebrity and an artist when it’s only your siblings and parents and possibly your gateman at your gate know you’re into music.

Promote your crafts anonymously, that’s the way to get there because of envy from people and even from family, friends and extended families

First red flag…. Your explanation isn’t the duty of a personal Assistant, just say what the unfortunate person applying will be used for ?

Hmmm

Lol

immortalcrown:
Some landlords use substandard material as if the rent will be cheap. On the other hand, some landlords opt for quality materials but building contractors go for substandard materials just to make money in a greedy way.

Wickedness!

You need to stand one place so that we can Chanel the thunder very well, and not talking with both sides of the mouth on the subject.
We want to know what caused the building to collapse , we need to hold a culprit. Is it the landlord ?

seems you have more to say

thesicilian:
I have a very strict rule with house agents: I don't pay upfront. We will agree upfront on your fee and I will pay you at the end of your inspection. If you take me to nonsense places out of my specifications to you, you won't get paid.
I'm not interested in what others are doing, I'm only bound by what we agree on. If you don't agree then I find another agent who will.

No carry this mind cross road oo E get why.

I’ve studied how things originate in Nigeria and noticed that the citizens are the cause of it. Take this scenario as a case study, all the bad dramas that gets displayed in the cause of renting a house is always caused by the person or people searching for a house, there are always processes and procedures of doing things, but we choose to always short circuit the process and look for an easy way out. How can you tell an agent you need a house today today you just called and expect to get exactly what you need, the pressure and desperation will fetch you a house inside a shrine if care is not taken.

You saying you won’t pay upfront as a way of checkmating them, that might be too extreme and they might result to robbing you of your belongings by taking you to the wrong location since you want to play street smart, or even be kidnapped.

One thing you need to know in life is, you must not be too anxious to win the street. They have a Ruthless way of getting back at you. Always play the fool to save your life because that’s the Main Street smartness.

When I bought my first land, I paid every agent their movement fee, it was later one of those agents told me in confidence that they normally lure their clients to areas they will be robbed if the client start playing smart, they won’t argue with the client, because they always assume that if you’re finding it difficult paying movement fee, the chances you go for the property is always very slim. So at the end of the day you lose as the client

Op is right, if you have contrary opinion, prove to me where a sophisticated lady married a poor and unpopular man?

Show me the woman, and don’t give me instances from the north, pick from the south rather

Women don’t really understand that for a fvck boy celebrity to take you serious, don’t always fvck him but give him a casual kind of attitude mixed with some heat sensual desires that will keep him longing to fvck you, don’t fvck him at every slightest opportunity once it’s provided if not the game is spoilt and the fun dies… even if you must fvck him remove the idea of having a child with him as an easy way of getting his attention anytime you want, because that’s when you become totally worthless to him immediately a child comes in between.

See your relationship with him as a casual game for the matured mind that might sometimes involve sexxx… but don’t make mistake of getting pregnant

Hmmm