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Pranks are just events mimicking reality… he only orchestrated the prank to know how the people will react about the real thing when it happens

The problem with speed Darlington is Akpi … he always gets Him in trouble

Things are expensive now but for 1.6 million dolls is fvcking expensive

Do you know that your most expensive commodity you bought can be received as a gift by someone?

That commodity you’re placing high value on can be worthless by people that see through fabric

A self acclaimed virgin might be a LovePeddler on the other side

That you bought a commodity expensive doesn’t mean it’s expensive by standards


Because someone is attaching value on themselves doesn’t always indicate they’re people of great worth

That your beautiful angel was someone’s bj point of service and receiving point

No woman apart from those in the era of our parents deserves such nonsense OP posted, I bet you from experience marriages that started in that direction doesn’t last 1 year. It’s even easier and possible for Arsenal to win the champions league than such marriages lasting up to 16months.

Any lady that has dated more than 5guys has a problem such mistakes in relationships results in marriage.

She’s a dick starved and hungry woman that’s lonely and wants men. She got bad taste for men, and doesn’t make the right choices about what she wants.

Tochitee:
OSU you have no issue ….bla bla.. you get choice??continue fooling your fellow ipob,s, this your ojukwu format don cast tey tey!

Carry your madness and go to your fellow slave southerners… from your foolish Awolowo to other slaves in the south (east west and south south) all of you will continue worshipping us )

Better come and continue licking our asses so that you can be considered, we already conquered many parts of your region, continue masturbating while we continue taking over your lands… you think you’re making any sense, you think everyone is two faced like you foolish awolowo clan, you people will always be inferior to us, we Arewas own you all southerners, continue masturbating

Just cut off their joystick and allow them roam around.

Tochitee:
OSU you have no issue ….bla bla.. you get choice??continue fooling your fellow ipob,s, this your ojukwu format don cast tey tey!

Carry your madness and go to your fellow slave southerners… from your foolish Awolowo to other slaves in the south (east west and south south) all of you will continue worshipping us )

Better come and continue licking our asses so that you can be considered, we already conquered many parts of your region, continue masturbating while we continue taking over your lands… you think you’re making any sense, you think everyone is two faced like you foolish awolowo clan, you people will always be inferior to us, we Arewas own you all southerners, continue masturbating

Lol… Presido this one no follow abeg, talk another thing. Using black to paint black is a waste of paint and canvas, it’s just like saying INEC chairman accusing Trump of rigging election.

How E sound for your ear as you talk am…

some things are best left unsaid

Tochitee:
JESUS!! Lmaoooo ! When I tell you that the biggest trait ibos passed down to their generations is cowardice and how to spread propangandas! You think God did not support treating an Ibo man as third class citizens It is an action and reaction world,you receive what you give! Apart from you clamoflaging as a northerners, this your ojukwu format don cast tey tey! Try another rubbish, A 6 months old baby can smell an OSU’ post from 1000 miles! So shameless that your messiah OJUKWU Blamed AWOLOWO all his miserable life’s for not supporting ibos using Nigeria oil to conquer Nigeria! So you have continued from where your coward ojukwu that left your parents and reducing your populations to be slaughtered like Christmas chickens and your parents raped mercilessly blaming and looking up to your SAVIOURS YORUBA TO DELIVER YOU FROM YOUR SELF INFLICTED PREDICAMENT!

I have no issue with you masturbating with any part of the south as long as you don’t carry that your madness and mention any Arewa state, then I will let you know that you southerners are nothing but our slaves.

Ok

For me ooo, we’re already in shithole no need pointing fingers or calling names… Tinubu is even trying to remedy the situation 10X more than buhari did, if tinubu was the president instead of buhari in 2015, I don’t think we would have fallen to the level our economy did, at this point even Peter Obi knows that he can’t perform magic overnight to restore Nigeria.

Building takes time and it’s always slower especially when all sectors are destroyed, it’s a gradual state building before we start seeing tangible results.


My only worry is that the president is a politician and not a leader, though his visions are good on paper but might not work out on ground because of political reasons and selfishness of top party guns. Only a leader can tilt Nigeria back in the right direction, this was what Nigerians thought buhari was but he was just a retired military man and not a leader.


Jonathan wasn’t a leader but a civil servant that got invited into politics,

Peter Obi is not a leader, he’s a banker and a trader, he will do well handling the nation’s treasury and member of a working cabinet where a leader is the president


Atiku is a politician and not a leader, he won’t do anything different from buhari,



Since the creation of democracy in Nigeria, the nation have only had 2 leaders,

1 Obasanjo
2 Yar’ Adua


Obasanjo was a leader but at some point in his government, he allowed greed take control of his government, some of his policies are what Nigeria is using today and his government brought lots of foreign investment

Yar’Adua is another extraordinary visionary and a great leader, though his reign was short but for the first time Nigerians and the masses had 65% trust on government. The only people that never needed his government were enemies of Nigeria and democracy. He remains the most loved head of state…


So looking at Tinubu statements from his point of view, I think we need to embrace this little difficulty and hardship, may Allah help us all

Women are like fashion, you got different taste. If you want a woman, ask yourself what kind of person are mine?

Understanding the kind of person you are will help you know what you’re looking for in a woman. Just like how some men don’t know how to save for the rainy days, they end up being broke when it matters, they have misplaced priorities. That’s how it is with women.

Another thing to understand is that no woman is good or bad, it’s just that you guys are not compatible, you don’t understand yourselves. If you have the manual of a gadget, you will be able to use and install that gadget, that’s how women are.


Things I do when searching for a woman that will compatible with me are

1- I follow my instincts if my mind tells me to approach her I do, if not I back out

2- next thing after approaching her, i try to get along with her in order to get to know her birth day and zodiac sign

3- once I know her zodiac sign, that’s what will decide if I will move to the next level or abort the mission


With the zodiac sign of a person, you don’t need to ask someone to tell you about themselves, with it I already know what I’m expecting if I go further, zodiac signs never lie, in a matter of minutes you know what your fate is with this person.

A lot of people don’t believe in zodiac signs, of which I use to ignore and doubt it myself in the past until I started getting interested.

You’ll hear some guys saying that my girlfriend love material things too much, the sign was there in your face but you chose not to pay attention in the beginning.

Imagine an Aries marrying or dating another Aries, 2 fire elements that both have temper issues and are never patient, who will calm down for who?

Knowing your Zodiac sign is the manual for a healthy relationship and marriage

Zincfingers:
Omo 😂
It has gotten to a point osu now impersonate Northerners on naira land .
Emeka , I know identifying publicly as an Ibo can be shameful but this is an anonymous forum nah .
You are still scared of identifying as okoro even on naira land .
SMH

As long as you continue getting an erection with your assumption I’m okay with you, I’ll only have an issue with you if you drag any Arewa state into your madness I will make you understand that you southerners are our slaves and will continue being so.

WeddingParol:
Arewa wana be!

Arewas don't speak foolishly like this

In your opinion you’ve said something meaningful today, ok no point arguing with a retard. Try and be applying grease to your brain, so that there’ll always be friction along the moving parts

Ok

I’m always happy seeing Igbos and Yorubas exchanging blows online, but the irony of it is that yorubas don’t want a Nigeria that only us in the north and them will share, I noticed the Yoruba race need igbos more than igbos need them, why do I say this

Assuming yorubas don’t need igbos, they would’ve been supporting igbos to have their Biafrauud so that we and Yorubas can have our Nigeria in peace. But no they want igbos to remain but yet won’t live in harmony with them.

Igbos don’t want to be part of this sweet country, why not Yorubas help them by canvassing for their departure. We the Arewas don’t beg for anyone to be part of Nigeria.

Yorubas should stop displaying their foolishness online and learn from us, they see how we treat them, master and slave relationship.

God bless Arewa forever

I always tell people, don’t allow a woman see you finish to the point telling you

“ Babe don’t worry everything will be fine”

Don’t ever believe that, if you’re married and you know that you no longer have money or power, file for divorce immediately, don’t wait to see if you’ll rise. She’ll never worship you like before, once she perceives your money don finish, rather she’ll see and respect your pride when you tell her

“ I’m filing for divorce because I’m broke at the moment, I value my self respect, ego and mental health. This way you won’t be obligated to me, I will try and take care of my kids”


Tell her that before she finds out your money don finish, she will respect and worship you even in the divorce, but when you wait for her to ask for divorce, that’s the worse kind of “see finish “

Face this life squarely as a man and die honourably, committing suicide will only give you the liberty of starting afresh in your next life but you won’t have the leverage of the things you have in this present life time.

To understand what I mean, imagine you are playing a game with your mobile phone or console, you failed, you’re giving the liberty of starting again but with some privileges removed, like reduced number of lives you have in the game.

That’s exactly how coming back here after committing suicide looks like. You’re not escaping but you have the liberty of starting afresh, but this time that thing that made you commit suicide will be tripled in your new life without you knowing, you will not even be aware you’re the cause of your present suffering, if you commit suicide again, you’ll return and your situation will get more worse than before once you get to that point those troubles started…

A lot of us are going through this without knowing

No matter what try and look for how to boost your brain to understand that all hope is lost

Those of you criticising oyedepo should understand that it’s not his fault that he studied the scamming method in Christianity in the late 80s, most of our parents had the same opportunity of learning the scam but they chose not to because it wasn’t that lucrative back then, but he continued he didn’t give up.

The same opportunity have come again, a lot of youths are doing yahoo, some people are busy castigating and talking ill of them, 20years from today, all the youths will be parents and Nigeria will the 100X worse than it is today especially with the economy, your children will still be in the same society with the children of today’s scammers. Your kids won’t buy bread cheap in future, always remember this…. No one is coming to take price of fuel back to 65naira …. Even Angel Micheal can never pull such stunts.


If you know how to save your children and grandchildren today, do that oooo… you’re suffering today because your parents were honest and straightforward.. deep inside them, they won’t make a similar mistake of doing nothing if given another chance, many of them won’t tell you… make money even if it’s illegal, they may feel somehow initially due to conscience and morality but in a matter of day, weeks, months they’ll key into accepting you and your success.


Check our president today, all his dirty past is now a thing of the past…


Or you think any Nigeria pastor kids and immediate family will suffer the bad economy ?

Be wise and look for how to make money

I don’t know why I just like Seyi despite I dislike how his dad runs the country but he is the only person I’ve seen that looks the way first son of a state should appear since the creation of democracy in Nigeria, his charisma is top notched and very matured, you can never hear him talk like a mad man. His well groomed by BAT, other politicians kids should emulate him.

I would’ve said the second person is elrufia son but that one need to learn from seyi, though he’s intelligent but he Needs tutoring from Seyi

You should be more worried of not being kidnapped

This is good

Godwin4444:
chinedu d coward

An Igbo man will prefer to hide under another tribe to say anything, he knows nobody will take him serious if he comes out n say what he has in mind

Continue calling them, I will only have issues with you once you carry that your nonsense and come north… I have no issues with you slaves displaying your foolishness around the south yeast but when you mention my tribe or any part of north then I will let you know that currently your tribe are nothing but our slave and also a stranger in Nigeria.

You think we keep quiet like those easterners… Better use our head

Paraman:
The labour party needs to probe Gbajue the Agulu thief

My slaves are really funny tribe, they’re picking fights with South East (Peter obi), I really want to see a thread that my slaves will have the effrontery to talk back to my tribe, they know they can’t. They’ll rather take the fight to south east.

My slave above just demonstrated that

It’s only my tribe that’s ordained to shut the entire south west up and they’ll without foaming through the mouth, south east should stay clear.

We’re the masters of south west, they’re our slaves. Only south east is giving us trouble, they’re not obedient like our slaves, they refuse to worship us, can you imagine a dot 5 states. We won’t stop until we conquer it just like we conquered south west and they started licking our feet’s

Hmmm

I use to tell people, the only two scenarios in life that doesn’t need adverts are;

1- When you’re big( very rich)

2- when you’re broke (poor)

When you see a supposedly rich guy or man flaunting online, he might not be as rich as been perceived because a rich guy doesn’t need public validation because he knows how much he worths and prefers to keep it secret, it’s only when you’re in the business of make believe that you try to put yourself above your real worth to boost your public profile and gets attention and possibly endorsements

The same way a poor man doesn’t need public validation that he’s poor. These scenarios doesn’t hide, no Matter how you try to remain covert or lie about it, your real financial status always brings you out

A lot of all these make believe rich guys are not even close to some private rich guys that doesn’t like publicity.

What do you think guys ?

Lol. 359 out of 400 houses must have been shared within the top guns in the army, the remaining 41 will then be given to some selected injured soldiers just for adverts

This is what compensation should be, imagine returning $20K you saw as a cleaner in an airport, you’re compensated with 50K naira …. I rather keep the $20k

Kudos to the governor, this will encourage people more

When you checkmate a public toilet, she starts insulting you, but when you are her maga and decide not to checkmate her, she says it’s her hard work and post online