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creamie: Ehn. Dapada. Lmaooo. God's will for me oo, but def not any of those states, biko.

. My dear friend, ppl still survive thr. U might even bcome a governor in any of those states.

WinnieDPooh: A soothsayer told me that anyone that wish their brothers and sisters bad and the hands that pressed the like button of such wishes are those that will be posted to BOKO HARAM States. No ooooooofffffeeennnces

. Na winsh dey worry u. . No b u talk say u see pipu wey dem go carry go thr. Moreova, na u sabi all d boka haram states wella. Na thr u spend 19yrs.

WinnieDPooh: Loool WinnieDpooh cannot be posted to Borno NYSC camp because she spent 19years of her life in Borno state but i see many peeps here being posted to Borno, Zamfara, Taraba, Sokoto, Yobe etc. Goodmorning

. Who are d peeps dat'll b posted to those states? Ehn? Is any of these among: tuktudicko, creamie, charles, alenkakent, sensual my main man, uniquexty, playgirl ?

. Shout out to gods of all schools. Charlse, tuk, sensual man, phyktor, alenkalent, uniport playgal. Abeg, e don do oooooo. LWKM for here poop

tuktudicko:
Mu'nwa pasa ooo
Onweror nke neme
Jst observing, wats d way forward.
M'corazon, sensual,winnie,OBAINO wia u n ur 5D na?,flotwise
Tojahh, anonimou s, tutulicious,uniquexty and all Batch B prospectives I say 'may all ya days b long'.

. U are mouthed!!!!!! Dis thread don dey turn somtin else oooo. A big fuji house of commotion . My OAU pals, be Optimistic and be prayerful. I knw hw it feels to miss dis batch again. Just Calm down. God knows d best. Batch B!!!!!!

Alenkakent: Guy ure a very big fool. I aint here for u and I don't interfere in ur stupid talks so I see no reason why you should tie a knot in my progress. Olori buruku oloshi akoshibero
Allah Will surprise you, bitch

. . Who knows 2mao? Dat is a question for all. @sensual man, na war u wan start so ooo. @alenkakent, don't b annoyed.

tojahh: G̶̲̥̅d̶̲̥̅̊ M̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊rΩ̶̣̣̥̇̊ing̶̲̥̅‎​ all, hope sunday rice sure for U̶̲̥̅̊я side?
Abeg make I beg all of una, I no want hia any beef or
fight for this place this week, becos last week no fair
like that for us here.. I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch everyone for my new HD.
And meanwhile charles come back from that shrine osizor.
Greetings to my fellow Otondo, shaw I sight Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊, Winnie Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ represent well, flowise nufin does U̶̲̥̅̊,
Uniquexty U̶̲̥̅̊ kworet, Amanda_luv Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ are welucum, uniportplaygirl my dream go soon come true for ya side
Sensual man, one sensual, one luv.. M'Corazon, that ya cv will pass for guiness book of wash wash. Tuk, nice punchlines,
Buzzy no fear, Asup no go put sand sand for our garri I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ jesus name
If Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ no hia U̶̲̥̅̊я name no vex O°˚˚˚°, the owner of the phone drag am take from ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ before I could even punch the keys

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[quote author=m'corazon]NAME:M'CORAZON

State:ABIA
DATE OF BIRTH: 15th MARCH

GENDER: FEMALE

HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with barehands,
- Assassination,
- Jogging up&down MountEverest&
- Collecting rock particlesfrom the moon

MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant andbroke its neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with afully loaded clip andsurvived.
- Killed Superman.
- Held mybreath under water for 2months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51
minutes, 45seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, JohnF. Kennedy, Tupac,B.I.G (the list is
too long).

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was stillerupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed twitter bird..
- First woman to land on the sun.
- Carried the pyramidof Giza for 2 days straight!

SILLYTHING DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina.
- Snow boarding on MountEverest.
- Sky diving from outer space.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100bears with a single punch, only 99died instantly
and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- when a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag....[/quote]. Huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ur C.V make sense die. Abeg, e get one snake wey dey com our poultry com kill cocks n cockerel. I need ur help asap.

creamie: Looool. X_X.

. Hw av u been?

[quote author=tee_la_cruz]Watching all of una in moi 3-D, now av got d time to follow each second. Greatest LASPOTIANS!!![/quote]. Kudos!!!!!!

@creamie, I saw u lurking around to peep on this thread. #Godiswatchingyou#

CrazyMan: I wasn't the one who created the rules on Nairaland, Seun did.



Those are Seun's words...its his forum not mine, so if he gives out rules, it becomes our responsibility as moderators to carry it out, and to ensure that its strictly adhered to.

She didn't break any rule by posting her pictures, (in case you're not aware, nairalanders post their pictures on daily basis on this forum...infact most of them are making waves cos its being moved to the front page for better publicity) but you guys broke the rules by insulting her that's why the posts were hidden.

. @Crazyman, I see ur rubbish n I love ur rubbish.

tuktudicko: isight ya DOB

. .
Guy, na wa for u oo

Charles Shaw: Na Ban i dey avoid o

. Oboy!!!! Luiz Suarez plenty for dis thread oo. Shu! Con See big big teeth here. If na lik dis una teeth big, I pray make we no dey d same camp ooo. Make una no con bite person. Dis thread is sweet.

Charles Shaw: Tuk biko allow d sleeping dog to lie o!
Na so u drag me into dat Aboki mata, Aboki con insult me 4 dis house.
You want playgirl to cøme nd call me Mara4kin nìgga again abi?
I put mouth for Auntie winnie mata, dem call me Antelope.
And ur also indirectly inviting Sensual Man for a fight abi?
Guy abeg free me o, tel dem say u no see me

. LWKM. My guy, ur fwend nko na? Ehm... Kponke Dongo abi na Kpenko Denge.

[quote author=payne_leex]LMAO....Doctor of life!

I told her abt u bt she said she doesn't need medical attention. She declined me giving u her pin. She's cool nw tho[/quote]. She's cool ke!!!!!! Wetin u go do for d gal? I fear u ooooo. Payne_leex. Ur name sef: "payne" as pronounced, has somtin to do wit wat u did to her.

[quote author=payne_leex]Good morning prospective Batch B' coppers and a happy sunday to y'll.

I knw today is a sunday peeps bt then I need uregent reply to dis question.

Was having a BBM chat wit a female friend abt couple of minutes ago and suddenly she told me her niple itches badly and demands to knw wht cld be d cause frm me. I actually told her to go change her dirty bra as that cld be d cause bt she smiled and told me she ain't on bra.

To em guys and ladies in d house wht cld be the cause? She's a gud friend, a friend wit benefit as well! Do you fink she need the D? Or perharps it's jes a normal experience fr ladies? I actually told her to go see her BF. He may d solution who knws![/quote]. My guy, dat girl needs to see me. I'm a doctor to such ailments. She's just suffering 4rm "scratching minigietes diaspora". Gimme d gal pin make I take am shook her. D earlier d betta. Else, it culd lead to somtin else.

Charles Shaw: Church is so inconsequential.
Man makes Church nd NOT Church dat makes man.
For a man to be Enlightened, he needs to be Liberated from false fear nd constant thinking of his poverty condition.
This can ONLY be achieved if we create HOPELESSNESS in churches.
Man should act basically on himself, without yielding to inverted consciousness nd SelfAlienation.
All ye dat go 2 Church evry saturday nd Sundays,
iHail una o!
Una do well o

. My guy, Na wole soyinka be ur papa? Wen u turn grammarian? Na English u go study ni? Take am easy oooo. Na pidgin dem take teach me frm childhood ooo. Suffery dey scatter oyinbo for NL ooo. Abi na u get NL sef? *teeth tinz*

Barryp: Tnx bro for d respons. Well, its an internal crisis that claimed d life of a Snr Lecturer. So pls, wat are our chances?

. My guy, I resemble H.O.D for KSP? Do I look like a dean? Are u still learning? No vex oo *shining teeth* It's only God and sch dat can decide ur faith ooo. Just keep praying. Coz sch can decide not to mobilise anybody. Just like poly ibadan did. Non of their students met batch A. My guy, just go to mountain of fire for prayers. Pray for us too "batch B fellas"

Barryp: guyz, I nid answrs pls

. Why was KSP shut down? Is it an internal strike? I heard Asup will be going on strike soon. Even if Asup is goin strike, u won't be affected coz academicians are d ones dat wuld strike and others are expected to do their job. Calm down bro! All is well. Be optimistic.

tuktudicko: Cheiii!
See bad belle
So u sef lyk 2 watch fight?
GodIsWatchingYou

. Guy, u dey vex oooo! Una no fit fite na. I don't mean those words. Afterall, u r married and ova-exposed.

Charles Shaw: Lol
When is the Next House fight cøming up??
But Like seriously Sensual Man is much OK than Kponke Denge.
See the name sef, KPONKE DENGE

. I'll like to watch charles shaw fight wit tucktido. Hehehheehehhe

Omo, july still far ooooo. I just dey my papa house dey reason bad tinz. As I just dey read una post ehn, na d "banga soup" dey scatter my head ooo. I dey always remove d last "a" wey dey d banga bak. E go com become "bang" . Don't bang soup oooo. Else, na pepper go scatter ur tin.

WinnieDPooh: Ogbeche77 please why was i banned for no reason since 6pm? So if Uniquexty did not inform the house that is how i would have remained banned abi SMH

@Uniquexty thanks and God bless you @dlight thanks alot...


#not funny at all#

. If u giv Moderators 5H, dem no go ban u for life. Na so I hear ooo!

Shout-out to d footballers(highest goals looser), n d miss nysc to b. Shout-out to those dat keeps dis thread busy wit relevant n irrelevant posts. Shout-out to those dat ban and un-ban ppl, may God giv dem d power to do more. Shout-out to d thread fighters. They won't stop to make me laff. I love dis house. It's neva borin. Keep it up. Batch B!!!!!!!!!

It seems so oo, coz a friend of mine serving in oyo state just confirmed to. But, I'm still waiting for the real source.

Thirsty tongue, Starving Tommy, No sex, House is boring, Hot sun, Rashes on my body, No lite, Mosquitoes are biting, Rats are dancing, Its not funny, BIS expires 2mao, No money, No access to Nairaland anymore, Batch B is too far me, July is laughing @ me. Here I am crying, "somebody help!!!!!!!!!"

HENRIETTAPOWER: I would like to serve in lagos. So much opportunities and state govt would pay N15000. Possibility of serving in a company is 70%

. Bros, wen lagos state govt start to dey pay 15k? If na like dat, na everybody go serve for lagos na. Na 10k me hear say dem dey pay ooo

Charles Shaw: Piaget baby says she ain't bn feeling fine o!
Idk if its as a result of nakin tins.
#SealedLips.

. Who con over-nak piaget sote she fall sick, d person wicked oo

[email][/email]
[img][/img]. Hello auz, I don dey hear say our batch B kits (shirts) will be carry this heading o "our oga at the Top". How true could dis be? I dey fear oo.