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PoliticsRe: Bawa: My Achievement As EFCC Chairman Is Increasing Naira Value Against Dollar by flotwise: 11:08am On Aug 19, 2022
A country blessed with the good, the bad, & the ugly
PoliticsRe: 17 Parties Demand Poll Shift At Meeting With INEC by flotwise: 6:15pm On Feb 07, 2015
Those deceitful parties under dat same umbrella of green and red. Shior!!! When was d date slated to be on the 14th before? When Schools and institutions are already writing exams to keep their heads from chaos. Foolish leaders
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Get Your Interview Questions/solutions Here!!! by flotwise:
Baba!
NYSCRe: BATCH B 2013 Corpers Posted To Osun State;let's Meet Here by flotwise: 2:23pm On Jun 25, 2013
*Day 1: headache* chai!!!!! #osun
NYSCRe: BATCH B 2013 Corpers Posted To Osun State;let's Meet Here by flotwise: 12:17pm On Jun 23, 2013
Hi Osun peeps, check d back of ur call up letter. Numba 9 says : u are expected to come wit a bottle of Original alomo and 60kg of kush. If numba 9 is nt in ur letter, I'm sorry ur sch issued u a fake call-up. I'm only reminding u to avoid being embarrassed. grin. I love you all. grin. #osun
NYSCRe: BATCH B 2013 Corpers Posted To Osun State;let's Meet Here by flotwise: 12:16pm On Jun 23, 2013
Hi Osun peeps, check d back of ur call up letter. Numba 9 says : u are expected to come wit a bottle of Original alomo and 60kg of kush. If numba 9 is nt in ur letter, I'm sorry ur sch issued u a fake call-up. I'm only reminding u to avoid being embarrassed. grin. I love you all. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 5:13pm On Jun 22, 2013
Newman3: i pray so. thanks & i'll like to know bout cost of living & how corpers re treated thr too.
@flotwise whr dem post u abi na tahi** noni.
. grin. ...state of "sun" Capital letter "O" is d first letter b4 d word in quote. #Osun. Shout-out to all batch B13 corpers.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 9:38pm On Jun 20, 2013
tee_la_cruz: Hello Guys, meet my partner in crime 'FLOTWISE'. #team osun# 4gether. Special Guests on d way
. My dear broda, who are u? Who is ur partner in crime? Have u taken medication 2nite? Mind u, I've redeployed frm Osun to Tahiti. grin. *team Tahiti* 1love.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 9:19pm On Jun 20, 2013
Newman3: bro se u dem don paste am ni. tell mi o!
. Oboy, ur Pidgin english teacher don die? Or are u frm Tahiti. grin. *innocuous me*
NYSCRe: Osun State Batch B Corpers 2013 by flotwise: 5:55pm On Jun 20, 2013
grin. Osun shuld b expecting a special guest!!!!!!!! D runz click. Thank God. *extremely elated I wasn't posted to d Boko states*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 10:17am On Jun 19, 2013
Sacluxpaint: Please is the call-up letter for foreign trained graduates ready? Someone please reply, very much appreciated,btw I studied in the UK.Pls be polite in your reply.thanks
. "PLS BE POLITE IN YOUR REPLY". grin grin. Impertinent Nairalanders are @ times innocous. grin. Fear not. My guy. Ur call-up is ready.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 5:51pm On Jun 18, 2013
tuktudicko: Hey bro its 85k now
Modify sharparlygringringrin
LMFAO
. Modification impeded. *other allowances included* 85k+1.5k+1k+19.8k=107300K.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 5:44pm On Jun 18, 2013
tee_la_cruz: Camp opens for 2-3days b4 d gate is locked buh even after that, if u knw aw things dey go, u'll still enter.
@flotwise, d gobe 4 school be say our id card neva ready sef so we gats protest tomao so we can COLLECTING our CALL LETA as early as porrible #team osun#
. Wow!! U dey follow dem go protest too? Good!!! Abeg, make dem no do wereh ooo. Coz I no want delay. #oSun
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 10:07am On Jun 18, 2013
clems88: Y iz this room so dried
. U can easily make d room livelier. Tip: just get a bottle of cold water and make d processor of ur device get drenched. Be it fone or laptop. ;K
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 10:03am On Jun 18, 2013
Charles Shaw: sha i hope to "Collecting" my own call up letr by friday grin grin grin grin
. D 'collecting' of my own call letter will b b4 Fri. grin. Charles na wereh boi. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 2:04pm On Jun 17, 2013
payne_leex: LWKMD,

Babes sha.......... ......A Yoruba lady sat together with 3 White guys at Sheraton Goodies Bar In Lagos Ikeja, waiting to be served... The Barman Came Over To Take Their Orders...
The British Guy said, "Jonny Walker Single"
The American Guy said, "Jack Daniels Single"
The French Guy said, "Remmy Martin Single"
The Bar Man Finally Turned To The Lady, and You Madam?
She Replied, "Kafayatu Abeke, Married"
. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 11:43pm On Jun 15, 2013
CrazyMan: Lol...which one be twenteen again...abeg o I no wan get head ache this night. grin
. Very simple. It's just a numba b4 infinity. CrazyMan d brain teaser grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 11:18pm On Jun 15, 2013
CrazyMan: Good evening everyone, since its brain teasers time, I feel like sharing one here.

Who can attempt this...

In a Zoo, there are Snakes, Elephants, Ostriches... A man counted 50 eyes, 6 trunks and 40 legs... How many snakes are in the zoo?
. Twenteen snakes. grin. Sebi u wan tease my brain. Me sef wan twist ur brain. Twenteen snakes again, roger dat in figure. grin Crazyman
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 11:10pm On Jun 14, 2013
yinkard4me: Wetin self? U don serve before ne? Ask dos dat ve passed out, id card is not essential so far u av oda stuff u can use to identify Urself in camp like introduction letter from ur school. Una go just dey put fear for people body unnecessarily, I knw una type for school. Go siddon for one place jare. Wu b dis ideology self?
. Hello ma, dat's d truth!! Betta nt fall a victim of dis-obedience. Ur ID-card in camp is very important.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 10:29pm On Jun 11, 2013
grin grin grin Fuji house of commotion. I swear, all these dudes exchanging crappy words will make love wit each other if they met in the same camp. Chai!! Una no know una self, una dey yarb una self. Graduates ooo!!!! Una just dey make person laff. My belle wan tear. grin #teamOsun, 1man mopol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 1:29pm On Jun 11, 2013
booqee: none of you guys are contesting for the mr nairaland contest?? Smh
. Dem go pay?
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Falls On-Stage At Kukere Concert In London by flotwise: 10:47am On Jun 10, 2013
Hehehehhehheheeehehe. grin. Dat's gud for her. Wen burna boy fell off d stage then, she was laffin. It reminds her of "Karma"
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 2:38am On Jun 08, 2013
famousguy01: we are moving on d same team man. See u come 25th of this mnth in gud health and wealth
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 2:37am On Jun 08, 2013
famousguy01: we are moving on d same team man. See u come 25th of this mnth in gud health and wealth
. Amen dude. To all other prospective B13 corpers, If ur camp no be oSun camp, u sleeping on a bicycle. I guess na "nyc" u wan go do, no b "nysc". Therefore, ur "S" is missing, and it is in btw d word "oSun". Betta change ur mind n com join us, so dem go fit write d "S" ontop ur cert. #team oSun noni#
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 8:52am On Jun 07, 2013
Gud mrn all. I pray non of us shall die b4 and afta nysc. Lik I've got few fellaz on NL goin to osun wit me too. *dancin* #team Osun noni
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 9:25pm On Jun 03, 2013
kponke denge: He every1 I herad dat our allowi wuld be reduced 2 9,800 cos d country is broke. Pls confirm. angry angry angry
. Kponke Denge, u don eva hear say fuel price reduce 4 9ja b4? Na ur own allowee dem go commot 10k no b my own. D;
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by flotwise: 11:29pm On May 03, 2013
[quote author=Charles Shaw] Were u the 1 he accused of wearing dirty yoruba pant?
No insults intended grin
[/quote.]. grin charles, u b wereh ooooooo. Hw u take knw say na she sensual dey accuse? U knw d colour of her pant ni? Abi u don wash woman pant b4? grin

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