₦airaland Forum

udemzyudex:
Na you no normal, person wan sell laptop and you dey tell am to sell the RAM and HDD, how you want make him sell the laptop?

You well so?

capitalzero:
Dabiraoluwa Adeyinka was in the middle of a fiery conversation with friends in the final week of October 2020 when her phone rang. An unknown number was calling.

“Who do you want to speak with?” she asked quite curtly, impatient to rejoin her friends. What followed for the next one minute left her astounded.
“I don’t understand English,” the caller warned. “Calm down and listen carefully to what I have to say.”

He had kicked off the conversation by chillingly blurting “hello” thrice without uttering anything else, before consistently warning Dabiraoluwa to “back off”, his husky voice intermittently fading with the glitch that has defined mobile telephony in Nigeria.



“If you need your life… if your life is any valuable to you, stop all these things. I have your photo… if you ‘do anyhow’, the punishment for sin is death. People have died already. You have no hiding place. We were told to give you a warning before we come to deal with you; that is why I’m calling you,” the caller threatened. “Do you understand? ”

spymaster:
Some policemen stopped I and my friend a day we were traveling to Benin. They asked us to come down for stop and search. I noticed that one was trying to distract us while the other was going to our car. I could see him holding a small wrap with whitish substance in it. I just want informed them that the vehicle had internal camera (I was just bluffing). You could see the way the guy paused. He just returned back the substance to his pocket. He didn't even searched the vehicle again. Just asked us to find something for the boys. If not for my quick wits, na so we go become drug Baron

Iyiataata92:
I just realised that 60 million South Africa Rand is equal to 506 million naira.

Buhari!!!!!

Timbers:
You dey mad you wan sell laptop 45k but you wan sell parts 70k

Thunder burn that laptop ಠ益ಠ

kmaster007:
battery & location, and can you let it go for 35k

DanIduh06:
Battery health and location.

Timbers:
I want to buy just the RAM and the HDD can you sell it

Goldenhoney:
battery life? and location.

nifemi25:
Okiti ogan. Over to those English students

Lexusgs430:
Nothing would remove them from power....... Well, except death........