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oluseyerichard:
who knows if DAT is d real form.. cos it's not out officially... and I heard those courses are not accredited, I think I support Mr packager o.... don't fall a victim, let's wait for like a week b4 anyone collects it o...

What courses are not accredited?? Cmon bruh. Yu think Futa is some private school shii.. You should know better

danielous:
Everybody saying their own.. what of the link to register

Its going to be made available on the school site tomorrow. Or dyu want banks to open on weekends

Icus:
THIS WHAT I AM ABOUT TO POST ABOUT FUTA.U GUYS CAN ALSO HELP BY SPREADING IT
The federal university of technology akure duped Nigerian student by collecting #10 000 from each candidates that his/her name fail to appear on the merit admision list.an information was sent to student who chooses FUTA as the most preferred choice in JAMB whose name doesnt appear on the merit list to apply for a change of course form and to choose a new courses they will like to apply for .They also listed the number of candidates that are eligible for it.FUTA said if all protocols are dully observed by the student,they will all be given admissio[b][/b]n.protocols like selecting the courses that matches your subject combinations,scoring the cut off marks established by the school authority in which over 2700 student did and still,over a thousand candidates who have followed the protocols are not been admitted.am also a victim of this . i have observed and followed d protocols and instructions given by futa.and yet,i have not been admitted which is now in contrary to the instructions given to us.FUTA assured us admission if we do adhere to their instructions but they dont do anymore.so,i thereby plead for the help of NIGERIANS to please intervene in this matter for the sake the over thousand candidates who have paid and are not ready to forfeit this year admission because it is the only hope for us.we cant afford to miss it this year cause time wait for no man.we need drastic actions to this situation.THANKS

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Ladokites:
guys advs me i want to opted in for COM Eng .... Dis ar ma results eng c4, math c6, physic c4, chem b3, econ c4, yoruba c5, bio c5..... Hope its gud to go..

Damn! Okay , lemme ask yu , are you not good to go ?

hulkhiharitoz:
Guys I want to go for accounting but d only problem is my jamb combo .

I wrote maths. Eng. Econ. And commerce


But futa said. Maths. Eng. Econs. And any other one from these 3 gov. Geo and accounting.

Can I still apply please?

Yu know the right thing ,please figure it out yourself cuz at the end if they Dont admit yu now ,you'll come here and be crying foul about how Futa wasted your money

justin3071:
d tin is dat d link to complete d reg is nt goin tru.... And plz bro wt am I goin 2 fill on the bank teller

Jus follow this link, the procedures are there http://unsaddd..com.ng/2015/10/how-to-register-for-futas-new-post-utme.html?m=1. And please also note that the post utne form is now 6k not 4k

dobiee:
hello everyone I heard of futa new courses so I want to apply tho I scored 190 in utme and am a science student but I want to study economics I have the waec requirement in one sitting but I dont have their utme requirement I did eng,phy,chem and bio I don't know maybe I will be affected

Why not give it a try.

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This last week alone , almost 22 people have died from the bomblasts these terrorists has orchestrated and today they struck again but this time only the suicide bombers died. Good .
The plan by the four suicide bombers was to hit a target in which thankfully , failed as the bomb went off, eventually killing all four of them.

The target, according to the National Emergency Management Agency, is a military checkpoint at the city centre in Maiduguri. But the terrorists barely reached the point before they ended their lives.

After news of the botched attack filtered into town, the Borno State governor, Kashim Shettima, summoned a meeting of some prominent community leaders and Emirs, on how to end insurgency in the state.

Maiduguri has been under serious attacks from the terrorists in the last two weeks. On Friday, two female suicide bombers attacked a mosque, killing six people.

Also on Friday, a suicide bomber, ran into a mosque in Yola, Adamawa state, killing 16 people.

In all, 22 people were killed in one day, in the north east.

No group has claimed responsibility for the attack.

But a terrorist group, the Boko Haram, has carried out similar attacks in the past.

Source : http://unsaddd..com.ng/2015/10/when-will-boko-haram-stop-four-suicide.html?m=1

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#NigeriaWhere All The Agberos and NURTW Workers wear Sandals
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#NigeriaWhere All Your Other Family relatives are called Cousins
#NigeriaWhere All the Alfas must be wicked
#NigeriaWhere All the Ashawos and runz girls use Tecno
#NigeriaWhere All Pastor daughters are always bad girls
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#NigeriaWhere Girls still ask where yu got their BBM pins from
#NigeriaWhere Nurse will wake yu up so yu could take sleeping pills
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HungerBAD:
Yes.

Very bad, the oil kills the heart.

Yu sabiiii

Mtvheww.

I know most of y'all gonna be like what's this one saying , but I cannot be sorry for saying the fact. I know you like that sweet crispy fried dodo , but it ain't even healthy enough compared to boiled plaintain.
The thing is when we fry our plaintain obviously with oil , it increased our cholesterol level in the body which is unhealthy.



Meanwhile Boiled plaintain is just straight nature , sweetness and deliciousness and if you now eat it with Vegetable. Oh Lorrrddd. Another tip is boil your plaintain in its skin then peel off the skin when boiled enough and ready to eat.

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tolaxin:
Bro I no get uc web:-(

na opera, Mozilla, Google chrome and Xperia web I get

Yup. Use Google chrome and also make sure yu log in your gmail

oluseyerichard:
you're good to go bro... plss is this d tolaxin from maths clinic on whatsapp?

Maths clinic ?? Una dey jack on top WhatsApp too. Kaii..

tolaxin:
I posted a comment but it wasn't displaying

Aii bruh , make sure yua using uc web , then try Google. Com, scroll down then log in your gmail account, then go back to the blog and comment! Viola!

oluseyerichard:
you ain't replying me

Done that bruhh .

oluseyerichard:
wats dat suppse mean? Ok u go snd d money way go use buy am abi? Or wil u help me read 4 d new p.utme?! Fola,y u dy talk lyk ds? Y can't we jst say d trut...so ds futa plan al ds whyl abi hmmm *laughingwizardly*

Hmmmm.... I think I understand u bro, but at d same time, Bro Fola is right, way he is trying to say is DAT, there's no need of crying over a spilt milk, though Futa has not done really well, but instead of saying this and dat, cursing futa, that's not d solution, wat u should b after now is d solution wen there are still other chances, or else one is just working towards losing a year, if u are not 'grounded financially,' I would also advice u to buy d form, if u choose comp. Eng, who knows.
. cos it's 1 of d best courses world wide! and if u don't want to go with d course, I heard of changing in 200lv and losing a year, is beta than staying another year at home, cos of d knowledge you'll have, no knowledge abt technology is a waste... I was also been admitted through coc, MTS, but still aiming to change to either comp. sci
or comp. Eng. may God help us all!!!

Bro Fola you aren't an aspirant right?

Sorry bruh , I didn't see any mention, lool , lemme call my self admisprant , Lemme just say I did PDS and I was on the merit list. Yu nko ? 300 level ?

tolaxin:
all right bro. one more thing.. for someone aspiring for computer engineering, what will be the post jamb subjects to be written?
how many questions? what is the duration? and is it ppt or cbt again, is there any past questions pack to guide a person through? thanks.

Physics ,chemistry, maths ,English and general subjects . 30 miinutes for 25 questions, that is five minutes+ per question. Yup there is a past question. I'll soon start sending.
Follow this link for the other procedures , then comment your email so I could send the past questions to you http://unsaddd..com.ng/2015/10/how-to-register-for-futas-new-post-utme.html?m=1

tolaxin:
after the payment had been made in the bank, I can't still find any link to commence registration on the school website. pls put me through sire

Wait till Monday sir , this school don't work on weekends

liztop2012:
how can I use d e transact

Go to any first bank branch , tell them yu want to use e tranzact to pay for Futa post utme fees , y'all then be asked to fill a teller ,etc

Techoftoday:
when It comes to bb u guys always complain about the price....Apple too overly priced its products and everybody keeps their mouths shut and just pays.

Nigga Dont fucking compare apple and blackberry, even Samsung is wayy out of blackberry 's league.

dope1996:
Can aspirants from other institution apply for it?

Yeah!

Maaaa.

XploraBen:
Morning guys.Please I want to know if FUTA do defer admissions.

I made the merit list/first batch but was unable to pay the acceptance fee on/before the deadline day...due to financial 'abundance'.

To FUTA insiders,can my admission be deferred?

Wow, this is saddening bruh, wish I could help, this is why I'm going to school ,I gotta help people.damn. So sorry bruh. I don't really know about deferment though, why not reach out to any Futa big person yu know na , this opportunity can't just slide

adebayor1490:
shebi its not yet open naw

It has been uploaded

mrpackager:
ain't buying

never!!!! don't. fall the victim

Hmmm bruh. This is actually more easier than the coc. Dont take risks. I'll advice yu to pick this post utme form

Please if yu did Coc and you're yet to be admitted ,I'll advice yu to apply for one of those new courses that your jamb subjects combo tallies with.