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Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 1:51pm On Jul 10, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
At least U chop clean mouth
What of he who saw the promised land but did not enter it
Then spent the rest of his life regretting bitterly

Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 11:30am On Jul 10, 2015
ilobasama:
lols, you were still too young sincerely.

Yea but I think I started having the urge at 13.
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 10:58am On Jul 10, 2015
ilobasama:
So in sss1 you were thinking of having sex?

I was 14 bro and body nor be firewood
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 10:56am On Jul 10, 2015
[quote author=Boxer007 post=35697703]

Yea Boo boo, females are disgusting creatures and I never liked them. Once you turn Gay, you never go back. Boo boo are you slim?[/quote

Kindly Bleep off Gaylord!!
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 10:45am On Jul 10, 2015
misspicy:

A gun without a bullet doesnt kill tongue

Hahahahahahaha, you just shot him in the foot....

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Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 10:43am On Jul 10, 2015
donholy28:
No be say dem say...re u sure?..is ur level of self-control up to that level?
..can u resist a nak*d woman?

Yea I have a high level of self control, I've been in worse situations before and I was able to scale through without thinking with my d**k
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 10:33am On Jul 10, 2015
badaoyeyemi:
she just wanna av fun.....konji na bakskard

I swear! After that day I no give her again o
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 10:29am On Jul 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
So you slept with her....


Are we supposed to pity you or something?

Dude u shouldn't be here, you obviously couldn't comprehend what was written.
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 9:54am On Jul 10, 2015
BANGERLEE1:
Good story

Totally true story but I even decided to cut it short
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 9:53am On Jul 10, 2015
elijah2u:
but u left her during ur days in secondary school na to leta meet 2004, to me eh, she was in need of sex then not u, bt u feel she jilted on her bf. dz is wat many gals do, wen u ar in distance relatnshp. bt seriously its unfair on d part of dat lady

Yea back then she was in need of sex but I wasn't, God help us all my bro
Romance / Re: The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 9:49am On Jul 10, 2015
donholy28:
hmmmm just pray make Ur wife no dey like that o....but make i ask u? if u knew she was already married would u have banged her?

No she wasn't married then, they were still dating but back to your question if she was married I wouldn't have done anything with her.
Romance / The Day I Started Having The Fear Of Women by folajoseph(m): 8:57am On Jul 10, 2015
It's a long story though but will try to cut it short.

In 1998 when I was in SS1 I went to my mums office with my sister and my mum introduced us to her female boss, coincidentally her boss' two female daughters were also around on that day but we were not introduced but we were sitting quite close to them. Within a few minutes I heard one of the sisters telling the other that she likes me but I didn't do anything about it. Lo and behold she approached me and professed her Love for me, I was like Ok let's see how it goes.

I got home told my friends and they were all eager to see the girl, I invited the girl home after a few days and my friends said she's beautiful but skinny, I wasn't really feeling her too though but I didn't want to let her down so I continued the relationship but without sex, I later got tired of the whole thing and called off the relationship.

Fast forward to 2004 we met at an eatery in ilupeju and she just took my phone and put her number in it then flashed her number from my phone, I saved the number and she said something "call me anytime u need me" by now she had added flesh and was looking extremely gorgeous. I called her on that day and told her to visit me the next day, she even came earlier than the agreed time, she was looking very sexy and since we've never had sex before we were both eager. We had sweet sex and immediately after the sex she asked to borrow my phone that she needs to call someone in Yankee, I was like go ahead and the call went thus:

"Hey honey, how are u? What are u doing? Hope you're not doing what I won't do o! I just said I should call u, will talk to u later"

I was shocked!!! I didn't even tell her anything, I was like I need to get somewhere now so I escorted her and she left. Lo and behold she is married to that same Yankee guy today and they have 2 kids, I think the first is like 8 years old and she has moved to Yankee as well to be with him.

Isn't this life crazy....

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Speaker Dogara Visits To Delta State by folajoseph(m): 12:40am On Jul 08, 2015
ritux:
Noted. But is Dagora a Christian or Muslim?

Just asking.

He's a Christian
Health / Re: Boy With Giant Hand Found Begging On Lagos Street (Graphic Photos) by folajoseph(m): 12:21am On Jul 08, 2015
debbie:
I feel for him,but i have a problem with some of these beggers.
One day i met a little girl with tumor and was carried about begging,i made a call to one organization i know that assist such people in medical solution,they accepted to see the girl and know the extent of her health condition.I later walked up to the guy pushing the wheelchair and luckily he understands English.I told him that i know people who are ready to help this girl get out of her situation and will have to see her people or whoever is related to her,so that i can talk with them.

Do you know what the guy told me? NO,that the girl is making money through begging and she is putting food for her people while remitting to the owner of the wheelchair....i was weak inside.

Now to this guy,is he begging because there is not help for his condition? or is it a case of this girl i mentioned.
Severally i have gone out of my way to extend a hand of charity and communicating with people i know who help vulnerable people on the streets....i realized that some of them dont want to be helped..they feel comfortable making money by begging for alms.

Debbie please don't let that stop you from helping people in such situations, God bless you real good.
Romance / Re: Which Ethnic Group Would You Prefer To Marry From by folajoseph(m): 4:08pm On Jul 06, 2015
Gurgle:


Nassarawa

Thanks Gurgle!!!
Family / Re: Between My Parents, Siblings And I .. by folajoseph(m): 7:08am On Jul 06, 2015
Come and update this topic ASAP op, some families are just plain cruel, if someone else tells u his/her family's story u will weep. I equally have mine, my mum gave me the mark of my life both on my left and right arm using a blade, then she put pepper on the wound all because I went out, I was probably like 10 or 11 for Christ sake but today I thank God sha, So op I can relate to your story....
Romance / Re: Which Ethnic Group Would You Prefer To Marry From by folajoseph(m): 6:56am On Jul 06, 2015
anzaku47:
For me I think I will prefer marrying an EGGON girl.Eggon girls are very caring and can adapt to any condition they find themselves##

Anzaku47, please enlighten me, which state are Eggon people from? I don't think I've ever met one before smiley
Politics / Re: Anambra's Boko Haram Prisoners And Buhari's Deafening Silence - Sahara Reporters by folajoseph(m): 5:36pm On Jul 05, 2015
Governor Willie Obiano of Anambra State, Thursday, said the transfer of Boko Haram prisoners to Ekwulobia prisons in Aguata Local Government Area of Anambra State, was concluded in 2012 under former President Goodluck Jonathan administration.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/07/05/relocation-prisoners-anambra-state-and-federal-governments-deafening-silence-chinedu

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Romance / Re: Which Ethnic Group Would You Prefer To Marry From by folajoseph(m): 8:28am On Jul 03, 2015
As for me i Can marry from any tribe
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by folajoseph(m): 2:55pm On Jul 02, 2015
this land is not for sale.
Romance / Re: Do You Sing For Your Bf Or Gf On Phone?? by folajoseph(m): 12:28pm On Jun 29, 2015
This land is not for sale.
Romance / Re: My Dilemma-can I Find Love Again? by folajoseph(m): 6:28am On Jun 29, 2015
tpiander:
hm, twin boys from a booty call?

hope you don't produce quintuplets next time.

btw who is responsible for their upkeep? although, at 30, one would expect you to be a little more matured but I guess not. . . . . . . .

U guessed wrong plus I'm financially stable unlike u know who! Thanks for reviving the thread anyways...
Romance / Re: Which Ethnic Group Would You Prefer To Marry From by folajoseph(m): 8:10pm On Jun 28, 2015
Luedave:
Igbo if atallni wud marry

Please remember to state your own ethnic group and tell us why you prefer to marry from a particular ethnic group
Romance / Which Ethnic Group Would You Prefer To Marry From by folajoseph(m): 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2015
If you were to choose a lady or guy to marry, which ethnic group would you choose from?

Please state your ethnic group and also give reasons why you prefer to marry from that ethnic group.
Family / Re: Gone But Not Forgotten Tribute To Baby B by folajoseph(m): 9:17am On Jun 28, 2015
Though i haven't cried in years but I cried when I read this, I'm so sorry that u guys lost blessing at a young age! May God give u the strength to bear the loss....RIP Blessing.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari & Oyegun Unhappy As 7 APC Members Demands Ministerial Positions by folajoseph(m): 5:52pm On Jun 23, 2015
bloodkiller:


i careless about civility and maturity


tell me if Elrufai showed civility to Gej


Buhari is a terrorist - facts

You're just so bitter, Gosh!!!
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by folajoseph(m): 10:21am On Jun 23, 2015
Deeeebie:


You can save up to 8 people... You can modify and Lekinz to the list

Ok
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by folajoseph(m): 10:10am On Jun 23, 2015
Brytawon:





Broda you still get anoda broda to add o. He's name is ademoladeji. Tnk u.

Ok sure bro!
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by folajoseph(m): 10:05am On Jun 23, 2015
My votes go to:

jarizod
scentmarlc
Ademoladeji
Sosiqdude
Lekinz
Agarawu23
Jarizod
Akposy

Cc: NLjega

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by folajoseph(m): 8:38am On Jun 23, 2015
adeh39:



Samewink

Please vote for my guy today ooo wink

*SCENTMARLC *

THANKScheesy


#TEAM SCENT

Ok no P..
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by folajoseph(m): 8:06am On Jun 23, 2015
Jarizod:
please vote for me 2day boss

Thanks

Sure!

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by folajoseph(m): 8:00am On Jun 23, 2015
adeh39:
Gud a.m Darlings wink


How was your night?

Hope the weather is treating you well? wink



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