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na inside james bond movie u go  go steal dat 1 oo

haaha funny stuff girl keep it coming

ehn its alllliiiiiiivee tank God for curry 'n' dry shit powder

lmao

me 2

plus wipper

kitkat

haha

ibb never embezzled a dime.

lol tanx

hmmmn lol

hmmn poking get different meanin oo which one u dey talk?

[i]puts nail on the road and tyres gets flat instantly causing de car to tumble[/i]oooops hope she aint dead

here u go hope it fits

thread or trend abi u need glasses?

hmmn hello dere sweetie?

ituen:
If na folly, i no go fear because na textbook eim use razzle aisha

I'm talking about some hardcore niggaazz out there who want my stuff

smiles and shakes head for ituen  na out of no fear saucekid did your madam until u found out while u where testing the pain transfer machine

anus u don come again o

bros shay na advice abi na comment?

eviction ke?abeg na nairaland we dey o no b big brotha nigeria ok?

hmmmmn play nice kids no name callins

hmmmmmn another new kid on de block.hw u dey?

so which 1 will u subscribe to

don't worry its safe trust me

@clemcy abi na lie?

awwwww and he was such a good sauce pan boy,can i cry 4 him now?

PurestBoy:
Hello Mr Folly,

I want you to tell me how poor I am. Delib says you know so, is it true? because the the other time he insulted me that I collected N70 from my mama to take buy 30 mins for cafe.

Abeg I need answer oo

eeeeeeyyaaa sorry u poor boy don't mind delib he deliberately wants to frustrate u, don't worry ehn,just believe u r rich and so u shall b, only by faith ok?take some kulikuli and stop crying.b a good boy and go play ok?

During a wedding ceremony charles(the groom)was called aside by his grandpa of 86 years for a pep talk this was what he said,enjoy:

GRANDPA:listen son i guess u must be very excited bout dis whole wedding stuff?

CHARLESwith a grin)sure granpa and i can't wait to get laid tonight

GRANDPA:exactly thats what i want to talk about,really i don't want to burst ur bubbles bt i'll say enjoy it while it last.

CHARLES:how do u mean?

GRANDPA:well u c now it's gonna b soooo exciting u'll have it everyday anywhere,the room,bathroom,kitchen,car,in the rain,, etc,as u get older u'll have it thrice a week,as time goes on ur sex drive reduces and then u get nothin.

CHARLES:damn ,so when last did u and grandma did it

GRANDPA;well for some time now we've been having MouthAction,everynite about goin to bed,from my room door i'll yell Bleep U and she yells Bleep U back.

hello dearie?

illegalman:
AISHA, HOW RE YOU DOING, PLEASE AM IGBO BOY, CURRENTLY RESIDING AT ABUJA.
AND I HAVE BEEN LONGING TO HAVE SEX WITH HAUSA LADY, CAN YOU LINK OR HOOK
ME WITH A BEAUTIFUL HAUSA LADY THAT IS RESIDING AT ABUJA ( GWAGWALADA)
HERE IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS: emenike_nis@yahoo.com. thanx for understanding[color=#006600][/color]

WTF insult upon injury,did she look like a love-vendor to u or she tell u say she b 1,my friend if u know wats good for u'll go to de strreeeets and pick ur slut or else de next time i c such i'll get my shotgun and make minced meat out u capiche?

ok just dey worried 4 de guy na im only hope of survival b dat