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1. Because Your Joystick is so SmallAny dude who thinks the size of a joystick is not a prerequisite or a thing of consideration before a lady dates/marries a man, is seriously sleeping on a moving Bajaj okada. Many at times, I even get scared that my own girlfriend might also be cheating on me because of the nature of my joystick. When these ladies do not derive expected intimate satisfaction from their boyfriends with a tooth-pick like joystick, they will cheat and by the time they are caught, they will say it’s because the dude’s joystick is nothing to write home about.
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10) Finland (36 %)

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One citizen of Finland said that sex in Finland is viewed as a positive experience. Technically people do not cheat in Finland. They just have a parallel relationship. Well! I would not suggest that you try this one on your partner! One in five married men in this northern European nation is likely to have had affairs with at least 10 women.


9) United Kingdom (36 %)

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People residing in the UK are at the lower end of the European infidelity rate. This is one evidence of Anglo-Saxon Puritanism in the UK views of morality. Also about half the respondents who had cheated regret their actions. However, only common people were surveyed. If the affairs of the members of the Royal family were to be included, UK would have moved a few notches up.

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You obviously shouldn't let a man dictate how you behave in bed. But in case you were wondering, we're pretty simple creatures in the sack, really. We don't want you to do anything outrageous or weird — just a little cowgirl here and there. Some other things men enjoy during sex include the below.

1. We want you to talk dirty.
It's not like you need to narrate everything that's happening, but you'd be surprised what a few well-placed dirty words can do to a guy. Not everyone is comfortable doing this, but there's no need to venture too far out of your comfort zone. Words and phrases like "wet," "feels so good," and "harder" can still work wonders. Just don't get too clinical: "I can confirm your penis is inside my vagina" isn't going to do it for anyone.

2. We want you to take control sometimes.
There are few things hotter than a girl who knows what she wants, and there are a lot of different ways to communicate that to a guy. It doesn't mean you have to bust out whips and leather restraints, and boss us around (but you could). It could be something as simple as pushing us down on the bed and pinning our arms down over our heads while you're on top. Taking control of which position we're moving to next can also be really hot. Just like talking dirty, this doesn't have to be anything too complicated or filthy.

3. We want you to initiate new positions.
We really like it when you throw us a curveball. If there's a new position you've found that you want to try, please go for it. It can be some hugely creative, elaborate sex circus that involves a Jacuzzi, whipped cream, and bananas, but introducing a modification to old standbys like doggy or missionary can also work. Don't even worry about whether or not the position ends up "working" for the two of you. It's a turn-on just knowing we're doing something you want to try.

4. We want to be surprised.
I'll admit, some guys can be intimidated if you start pulling out vibrators from underneath the mattress in the middle of sex. But throwing some new things in there to shake up your lovemaking is really never a bad idea. You can even make the sex itself a surprise: Jump your significant other in the hallway or on the stairs, and just turn it into a sex session. Moments like that, where you can't control yourself and just have to have us, are always appreciated. Introducing some costumes, his-and-her lubricants, toys, and role-playing can also work. Just keep in mind that some of this stuff is outside of people's comfort zones. Make sure you know what your guy likes before you bust out the latex nun outfit and rubber fist.

5. We want to watch you.
Visual stimulation really gets guys going. Choosing positions like cowgirl or reverse cowgirl where we can really get a view of what's happening is hugely arousing. Alternatively, any position can benefit from a well-placed mirror where we can get a full view of the action. If you're feeling really courageous, let your man watch you while you touch yourself. If you really want to drive him crazy, don't let him touch or kiss you during the session, so he gets really worked up. This also has the added benefit of showing him what turns you on because he can see how you get yourself off.

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Researchers in Japan have created an unbreakable new glass that is reportedly as strong as steel. This breakthrough could see the new material revolutionise the use of glass in buildings, cars and technology, and it should be available within five years.

Just think of a world where your smartphone wouldn't shatter when you dropped it, where buildings could be bolstered against natural disasters, wine glasses are reassuringly safe, and cars are structurally stronger in a crash thanks to unbreakable windows.

This could all be possible after scientists at the University of Tokyo's Institute of Industrial Science found a way to make a strong-as-steel glass that's still as light and thin as regular glass.

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If you’re bored and have ten minutes to kill, then why not check out this awesome list of the top one hundred most random and funny facts.

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

In the UK, it is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day!

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
A flock of crows is known as a murder.

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.

Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!

During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

If Pinokio says “My Nose Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. (If they lived in the same place)

King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him.

Movie trailers were originally shown after the movie, which is why they were called “trailers”.

An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

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Kiss” is from the Old English cyssan from the proto-Germanic kussijanan or kuss, which is probably based on the sound kissing can make.e[7]
A woman in China partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend reportedly ruptured her eardrum with a passionate kiss. Apparently, the kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out, and caused the breakdown of the ear.[11]
The science of kissing is called philematology.[3]
The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at least to 1705.[7]
Lips are 100 times more sensitive than the tips of the fingers. Not even genitals have as much sensitivity as lips.[3]
Approximately two-thirds of people tip their head to the right when they kiss. Some scholars speculate this preference starts in the womb.b[2]
The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.
On July 5-6, 2005 a couple in London locked lips for 31 hours, 30 minutes, and 30 seconds, making it the longest kiss ever recorded.[6]

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Kiss” is from the Old English cyssan from the proto-Germanic kussijanan or kuss, which is probably based on the sound kissing can make.e[7]
A woman in China partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend reportedly ruptured her eardrum with a passionate kiss. Apparently, the kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out, and caused the breakdown of the ear.[11]
The science of kissing is called philematology.[3]
The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at least to 1705.[7]
Lips are 100 times more sensitive than the tips of the fingers. Not even genitals have as much sensitivity as lips.[3]
Approximately two-thirds of people tip their head to the right when they kiss. Some scholars speculate this preference starts in the womb.b[2]
The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.
On July 5-6, 2005 a couple in London locked lips for 31 hours, 30 minutes, and 30 seconds, making it the longest kiss ever recorded.[6]

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10. Pluckley, Kent
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Pluckley is often regarded as a haunted and scary village of Britain. It is situated close to Ashford in Kent. It is said that numerous ghosts keep on wandering the area during the night time. Even some of the people from nearby colonies have claimed that they hear the loud voice of cries in different parts of the night. The government has restricted this area for tourists but still the ghost-hunters can go there to reveal the facts.

9.,The Island of the Dolls, Mexico
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The island of dolls, situated in Xochimilco district Mexico contains the forests where the trees originate with dolls’ heads. It has become a natural process that the dolls’ heads originate from the shrubs and roots of the trees. It is said that a little girl died in this island and her dead body was found in the nearby canal. It is her soul which creates those doll heads naturally from the trees and even when one cuts such trees, the new trees bring the same forms of doll heads.

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10. Mutunus Tutunus
Mutunus Tutunus was a Roman fertility deity symbolised as a giant joystick. It is believed that the deity had a sanctuary in ancient Rome which was visited by veiled women. Mutunus Tutunus played a significant part in every marriage ceremony.

It is said that previous to marriage rites brides straddled the phallus god as a way of making the first offering of their virginity. This also apparently prepared the brides for intercourse and taught them not to be embarrassed by sex.

A model of the god’s phallus was kept in most Roman bedrooms. The poor usually had only a stone or clay representation of the phallus whereas the middle class and the rich could afford finer representations made from marble or bronze.

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