Plus1234:
I dreamt last night about the rapture.I think I was on my way to church when the rapture happened. It was sudden and no one expected it by the look of things.I saw my Pastor wife,Deputy Pastor and his wife all left behind.They looked confused as if God deliberately left them and were disappointed because they thought they served God. One particular woman,a young and not too vocal member of the church (Sister Toyin) made it.I was shocked and surprised. I saw her in church today and my respect for her has increased.I don’t know why God showed me this.But One Thing I know is this,Let’s prepare and wash our clothes daily for the appearance of the Son of God.Let’s pray for The help of the Holy Spirit and the Grace of God to make heaven.

The fulfillment of your dream might just be nearer than you think. Pastor Chris Oyahkilome sent an urgent message across to the church just yesterday I think, about something God told him to that effect. In his words, the rapture is no longer in years to come but in days and months to come.

SOSPITAS:
Nobody send UK again for world politics, even their former colony India get influence pass them. They're a fading power clinging to relevance by always aligning itself with the United State. They cannot afford to have a foreign policy that defers from the US else there little status will be brought to full glare. They got a first test of this when they left the EU.

My brother, make I let you in on one secret, UK is a very powerful kingdom.

AllenSpencer:
Empty barrels!

Can they do worst that the regular!

Morafvckers!

Israel should they that, they can never defeat an ideology!

The US should have enlightened them.

Be like you dey sleep dey type.

Wahala. Is this credible?
If the matter na true story, abeg they fit help us show am for TV? Na president them sue, e suppose air live, make we check something.

Rayban25:
too many fake pastors quoting scriptures out of context. SMH

there are three heavens.

first heaven is atmosphere, the second heaven is where the moon and stars (solar system), and the third heaven is where God is on his throne.

it may also interest you to know that ajuri the lying king is a pastor also. too many criminals wearing suit on pulpit

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Switinthemiddle:
Happy sunday y'all, so i have this issue bothering me that i need advice on.

So me and this my guy have known for some years now and i know him as someone who has a flaw for anything under skirts.

It didnt bother me all these while cause i am nt one to judge until recently when i found out from my girlfriend that he was codedly wooing my junior sister and they just started dating.

Now the problem is i dnt knw if i should warn my sister about him and try and put a stop to the relationship or just try and give him and her a chance.

Please advice

I don't really understand some things people ask. Your friend, a womanizer, is womanizing your sister and you are asking a bunch of strangers on the internet whether you should caution her?

Well, I'll not just caution her, I'll use two by two to scatter that my friend gbola. He doesn't respect our friendship enough. If he wants to change, make he change with another girl.

Sunnybabe:
as in, as rugged as my brother is, when he was allow to call me this morning, he just start crying.

Make una find way free am oh bro

I suggest raise the money, get him bailed. You don't want to leave a person with NPF.

successmatters:
Nigeria must show these people why we are giants of Africa, these Niger guys must be taught some political lessons

I don't see how they did anything against Nigeria. They decided they didn't want thieves leading them, why should Nigeria be offended?

melonsgroup:
Oke ikpu puta Oke amu Ara ya.

Meaning Always be nice to Ladies

According to my Igbo friend.

LooooooooooooooooooooL

Who you con dey ask? You see John for here?

You blocked her and somehow you were shocked she saw you and didn't acknowledge you? Na jealousy dey do you. And you need to find the Lord. Stop judging a girl that probably kept going against her faith because she most likely fancied you.

Guys oh... Anyone in Birmingham? I dey find work for nearly a month now.

Mansionpage:
Read full gist below

https://www.mansionpage.com/smile-a-thon-extraordinaire-lady-embarks-on-epic-72-hour-smiling-marathon/

Just one question, is she stupid?

And you we dey post am, do you need something better to do?

AbdulAkpan:
Good day all,

I am in Nigeria with my wife and two kids. My wife is about getting a job in one of the African countries.

What kind of visa will be given to her?

What is the possibility of myself and the kids joining her?

Can we travel on the same day as she is afraid of going alone?

Am I permitted to work in the new country as well?

Please, tell me any other thing I need to know before she signs the appointment letter?

This question wey you ask now, if person ask you the same question you go happy? If you wan make people give you answers, then ask clear questions. Start by telling us the African country she dey go. Some require visa, some no require visa. How we wan take know which one if all you tell us is 'one of the African countries'? Fear God na.

Aquila99:


Lol. U didn't see 25% in 29 states of 36 states and FCT. U for say make he list all d 36 states. Una go dey okay. 🙃🙃

Na you dey lie.

The statement is 25% in 29 states and the FCT. It didn't say 29 states out of the 36 states and the FCT and it didn't say 25% in 36 states and the FCT. Una just dey lie dey try use mockery cover am but nobody is fooled.

seunmsg:


This is my last response to you guys on this thread. When people see white and want to disingenuously keep arguing that they saw black, there is no way to help such people.

The federation is made up of 36 states and the FCT. The constitution says the winner must score 25% of total vote cast in 2/3 of the states and FCT. Tinubu told the court he scored 25% and above in 29 states and the FCT. So, what is there not to understand? Where exactly did he list FCT as one of the 29 states he won?

Bro. Calm down first na. Just reason this.

If the statement read "25% in the 36 states of the federation and FCT" , then your point for stand. But the statement said "25% in 29 states of the federation and the FCT".

"25% in the 36 states of the federation and the FCT" and "25% in 29 states of the federation and the FCT" are two very distinctive things.

"25% in the 36 states of the federation and the FCT" means exactly what you said. But sadly, that's not the statement. The statement said 25% in 29 states and 25% in the FCT.

Angel55555:

I agree with the list, but Forza Horizon is an Xbox exclusive.

Yeah. My bad. I have a pc, Ps and xbox so I tend to mix them up.

Red dead redemption 1 and 2 (best games ever made)
Last of us 1 and 2.
Ghost of Tsushima.
God of war Ragnarok.
God of war.
Detroit become human.
GTAV.
Uncharted (all the series!).
Forza Horizon 5 (only if you have wheels and pedals)

There are tons more. But these are few I can't stop playing.

Stubborn82:

The real ignorance is when you see the truth, you call it provocation, many people insulted Bishop Oyedepo and non of his member kill anyone but the reverse is for Muhammed, you didn't call for justice against the killing of people in the name of Muhammed but you come here to instruct seun to ban me, are you okay at all

This is a very unfair comparison. Besides, Christians aren't meant to behave the way you sound. Jesus taught repaying evil with good. Even Bishop will agree with that teaching. If you are a true Christian, you will take this post down. Else you're nothing but an impostor.

We are not in anyway condoning some of the extremist behavior we see from a sect of the Islamic culture, but we aren't meant to stoke the embers of religious brawls with provoking posts. That is not Christian.

I'm a Christian, but I've reported your post.

koonbey:


Are you in the UK? You need to search online Zoopla/Rightmove and if you find one or a couple that fit your needs/budgets in Bristol, you can DM me and I can have someone help out with viewing/documentation.

I'm in the UK. Can do the viewing me self. Just been looking and no luck so far

Solumtoya:


Strange... London is about 3 hours drive from Bristol and Birmingham is about 3 hours drive from London. Those are 3 distant Cities apart. I guess you are just looking to move to any of the big Cities

Precisely. Been in a small town for some months, don't like the vibe. Also don't like being the only black dude in the midst of 100 whitees

Hello guys.

I'm in an urgent need of a studio or room ensuite anywhere in Bristol, Birmingham or London. Not student accommodation. If anyone can help, I'll be immensely grateful.

UniversalGee:
And there's only one way to fix it! Sorry, but I have to...
See y'all on the other side.

Please don't commit suicide. You can share your problems and some of us might be able to help. Something is wrong with the world but who's to say the other side is any easier?

Just say what the problem is. And if you don't want to do that publicly, I can tell you a way to reach me privately.

E go happen

Russia still dey shocked. When they dey do gra gra, person think say they go don destroy the whole Europe by now. Over a year don go and na still circle them dey run. And Ukraine has only just started very small receiving counter-offensive weapons. Fear be dey catch people when they hear Russia and Putin, now Putin don turn laughing stock. The only thing he has is control of state media wey dem dey use push out lies and propaganda as usual. And some unpaid NL fan boys wey dey derive inexplicable joy at believing him.

After listening to that guy, I understood what fake news meant.

lexylaw40:
He is still going to be the president

You think say na Nigeria where known drug lords and thieves become president

googi:


I know they don't teach you history in school again. If you do not know where you are coming from, you do not know where you are going.

Find out who called today arrogant Northern Europeans Barbarians.

You ever heard that all that shine is not gold? So I cannot blame you and today's Youths fascination with their land.

They killed your skills, talents, gold, milk and honey to develop their land after Olofofo like Mansa Kanka Musa and Oueen of Sheba attracted them.

Today, they have accomplices called Omo Akotileta laundering Trillions! They buy you, land and resources with Printed pretty papers called dollars, Europe and now Chinese money that are not backed by YOUR GOLD.

If you want to spend them, you must do so in their markets.

These are what you call "The day you set foot for Oyibo land". Read more from David Davidson, since you do not believe your own African historians, the peace and civilization he found in Africa markets where a child could buy without being cheated.

Better still, read about German explorer that thought he found the the Lost Civilization of Atlantis in Ife.

I cannot blame you suffering in the midst of milk and wara.

Lolz. Again, one day you go set foot.

Wagwanbrethren:
Lol. Took care of the ozwor. Most of these Russians can be so rude and arrogant. Acting like the world revolves around them.

Kudos to the Ukrainian guy for being patriotic. He stood up for his country's flag, punched the old ozwor in the nose, that was hard, guy man was almost bleeding! 🤣🤣
You invaded their country, you still wan ridicule their flag in public. Wotowoto style. Ukraine punching them in warfronts, come still dey punch them in reality! 😁

e sweet me die

Omo. You get mind call Oyibo barbarians. Lol. The day you set foot for Oyibo land, you go understand why that your Oba dey send him children go school for there. Just dey there dey debate who be divorcee and who get moral value pass.