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Stupid show

See me here thinking I've escaped this nigerian girls mentality. After all the puppy dog stares, the ghana girl refused to give me her number o. Kai!

Nothing spoil sha, life goes on.

Apparently, due to the limit on naira credit and debit cards, individuals are finding it hard to pay for some items. I've been doing a lot of thinking and this is actually a good business opportunity.


I spoke to some of my uncles about this, and they're willing to help out. I could help you pay for items (school fees, shopping etc) while you pay the equivalent into a nigerian bank account. Hit me up if you're interested. Serious persons only. Small transactions first.

We are having pizza for lunch

There's a ghana lady, two Ugandan ladies, a guy from serbia, one from Georgia while rest are from yankee here. In total, we're like 16.

Wonderful experience, I must say. The ghana lady is extremely cute though and na she dey observe me codedly.

One of the ladies just dey observe me with one eye

Today go make sense die

Currently at the scheduled one day training before I start work. See fine girls everywhere

I no snap them because i no want person to snatch them from me

CanadianNurse:
FrankNetter u never tell us your real name ooo

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The truth is, at night, people tend to speed more, 'cos the road would be somehow free. We were driving jejely o following map jejely too o.

Next thing, map carry us enter freeway.


My sister (who isnt much of an experienced driver) started fidgeting. While changing lanes, she misjudged the closeness of the vehicle on an adjacent lane and tried to switch lanes, it was by divine intervention we didnt bash the lady's car. the woman was like

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/luigi.gif

After the incident, We jejely entered one street by the side in order to dodge the mad speeding drivers. The plan was to wiggle through smaller streets and find our way to the Domino's pizza outlet.

this map showed us shege that yesternight. From carrying us to a dead-ended street, to taking us round in circles, our night was bad already, we almost gave up on the pizza.

After like 40 minutes (which seemed like an eternity), we arrived at our destination. picked our pizza and started heading home. Finally, we got home safely with all our body parts intact.

When we got home and told our siblings the gist, they were dancing like:

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/haleighluja.gif


Imagine if we had bashed the car or gotten into an accident, what would we have told our mum?

Finally, we ate the pizza with glee while laughing over the incident.

Driving with google map is a baaaad idea.


So, last night, mumsy had night shift, she left for work at about 6:30 pm. After she left, I was surfing the net and stumbled across this Domino's pizza advert. They were doing a promo where they sell large 2-topping pizzas for $5.99 but you need to drive over to their office and pick it up after ordering for it.

Oya na, I rallied round and gingered my siblings. We contributed money and ordered 3 pizzas which totalled $17.78 (plus tax). They said it would be ready in 15 minutes


My sis (that just got her license) and I entered motor. I put the address on my phone's Google map. The thing said 10minutes to location.

We enter road

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I and my elder sister (who got her license some days back) went for a little drive.

SINZ:
If every man on this planet can act like me then this world would certainly be a better place!

I don't have the time or patience to grieve over a cheating partner moreless the will to revenge. If you cheat on me, we're done. Its your loss, not mine. I move on to the next one, NO TIME!

This, right here, is my policy.

From time to time, I will be featuring random content on the blog. If you have any interesting story, just bring it to my notice. Don't forget to take pictures too. You can be part of the yankeexperience as well.

CFCman:
The view from work

Where exactly is this bro?

Don't forget to visit the blog once in a while

https://yankeexperience.

swtman:
make I follow you dance

Lol. na you and your babe be that?

CFCman:
Congratulations, boss! The job is a stepping stone to greater things for you. Wish you the best of luck on your driver's license test.

Thanks bro.

Bossman:
Congrats on the job! Good luck with your Drivers License test. With all three (Job, Bank Acct., Drivers license) in place, you'll start to build credit slowly. I am sure you are aware by now, that having very good credit is critical! The wealthiest countries in the world all have one thing in common. The all have a solid credit system. Credit is the key to empowering individuals, businesses, etc. Unfortunately, our country does not even have a system that uniqely identifies an individual/entity, so getting to the next level is challenging. Anyway, the BVN is s good start.

Yeah man, thanks for the heads up. I will to keep my credit score near excellent.

while waiting for my transcript, I applied for some jobs. I was invited for an interview on Monday the 13th (which I went for), I received a call this afternoon to congratulate me that the interview was successful. The pay is around $15/hr and they pay weekly via direct deposit. so i'll be looking to set up my bank own account pretty soon.

On Monday next week, I'll be going for my drivers' license test. Wish me luck

swtman:
I wan use vodka kill myself ooo.. Chai God

na your liver go suffer am o!

direx123:
Hi Frank, I will be travelling to America soon, with a connecting flight from Lagos to Frankfurt, Germany(LUFTHANSA). I'll be having 9 hours layover, am I allowed to leave the airport(with transit visa), for a quick tour of Frankfurt.. Thanks.

That's exactly the same route I went through. Safe flight bro. Don't forget to take pictures.

swtman:
wah done finish for here. Chai

How your own be na?

Happy Valentine's day o!

Agent for what exactly?

austino677:
bro how body

I'm good man, how body?

CFCman:
I'm telling you
Well, she's ex-military. She was a helicopter maintenance specialist with the Marines, so rigorous exercise is like a second nature to them. She fixes her car herself.
But her stats are still ridiculous.
In other words, she can curl a 25kg bag of rice, and squat THREE 50kg bags of rice.

Lol. Wife material

CFCman:
Some ladies are super-strong though!

My friend bench-pressed 195lbs (88.6kg) for 5 reps; squatted 350lbs (159kg) for 8 reps; and leg-pressed 800lbs (363kg)

I couldn't believe my eyes

Eh?

tescoman90:
DUDE tell us about dat freaky girl nw........

you wan put me for wahala ba? What if she dey nairaland dey look me with one of her accounts?

vickertony:
coool blog!
Add "written in the stars" by tinnie tempah to your song list. your story was written in the stars already!
God bless me, help me achieve my dreams like he did for you and your siblings. Good luck mate!

Thanks bro

Now would be a perfect time for those in diaspora to buy land and acquire property in nigeria.

couliss:
yes I was really confused I wouldn't have understood a thing if I didn't follow his write up regularly on Nairaland why would he start from episode 5 from the beginning why can't it be from episode 1.

Dude, Episode 5 is the most recent post I've made in the series.


I've fixed it though. Just hit the "FrankNetter series" link on the homepage.

couliss:
@ franknetter I went to your blog but it took me some time to understand the stories, the stories are scattered a little bit of organization will help in reading them next time.

Do you mind explaining what you mean?

After the waka, we went to do the needful. It was when I had wolfed down three plates of food I remembered to take pictures

that thing you're seeing there is cake and that was dessert.

make una no vex