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sophietosyneabou:
wait till a gal asks u out by herself..smh

for how long will i wait? you girls are heartless and wiil never ask a guy out

andromida:
From your gist you want a woman that will service you and relief you of conji? Make life easy for yourself there are different levels of prostitutes find the level that will suit your needs. If you want the types that will give you the illusion of romance you might like to try runs gals that way you get to feel like you are in a relationship, get serviced and pay the chic. A win win for everyone.

Please don't be annoyed ma'm. Can you find one for me? i mean, a runs gal.

ojesoj:
I want to advice this guy.I was like this when I was in junior class but not anymore since am an adult now. You can't take rejections, you are so scared of The rejections response you would get from a lady you like. You don't imagine the words to woo a lady coming out of ur mouth. First start talking to girls you don't like, girls you don't have any feelings for at all it would help you break barriers of approaching women

Note that CONFIDENCE would get you any lady because all women breath on the CONFIDENCE of a man

Thanks for your advice, but naturally am a shy guy. I find it hard to mingle with people especially in the public, not to talk of ladies. i will just melt away

IamChuks:
Na diz kind thin dey cause all those raping.. very soon dem go hear say u don rape 9yrs girl... beta go carry Ashawo

Truth be told, i have sweared never to rape a small child. As for ashawo, please how do i do it? i've been hearing bad things about them like if you visit them, they will take your destiny or use charm. Please throw more light on this

BiafranAvatar:
Observing...

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don't just observe, contribute

mikron:
Walk up to any girl of ur choice, greet her, introduce urself and ask her for her name, tell her u ve been seeing her around the area u saw her if she lives around there, depends on the answer she give u, ask her without being shy if she would be kind enough to give u her number as u won't mind adding her on whatsapp, that u want to be her friend and possible chat better with her on whatsapp, she might tell u she doesn't do whatsapp, don't worry probe further by asking her username on Facebook if she doesn't mind giving u that u spend most times online and from time to time u might want to chat with her there. After maybe a week of all these that is if u re successful by the above steps then move to step 2, that is telling her u wish to take her out on a date. If she give u d go ahead, take her to a decent eatery joint, buy her what u know ladies like to eat, take her out for short strolls in ur neighbourhood from time to time, then move to step 3, invite to ur crib, tell her u re a good cook that u would like to cook for her, 99% of ladies I ve dated fall for this. She will surely come, my brother I no fit tell u what to do next o, na u hold knife for one hand and yam for the other so na ur business wetin u do next, the ball is now in ur court.

Lest I forget don't be scared of any girl, even if she is d daughter of Dangote, do the needful and leave the rest for God. Men are moved by sight and beauty but women are moved by spoken word. All the best

the bestetest advice sir. Will try it. Hope my liver allows me

Durent:
da guy is a wasted cun.t, he just joined NL today nd has already started postin nonsense i'll teach him to behave online

may peper not enter the soup you'll eat tonight!


I came here for advice, so stop allowing me spew thrash

mikron:
guy the guy needs sound advice not ridicule and insults na, ur insults is not helping him.

help me tell that madcow1 there! He thinks am his mate

xamuelotu:
Go put ur penis insyd ice block.......

Ice block? I only need advice on how to get a lady down!

LadyBoss1:
Pls wts d meaning of konji

come to my house, i will teach you not only the meaning of conji, but will demonstrate it to you.

Durent:
u tink say na u frustrate pass??..guy, i frustrate pass u ohh but i no dey bhav dis stupid on NL.. U are a real poo man, go nd die who cares??

Get sense! i stated in my post that i need matured advice, so i will not trade any words with you. Some sensible guys here have started contributing with good response. Anyway, if i die, the whole world will be silent. You don't know me!

Durent:
Get lost, u truly need slap, hot one

try it and get mad instantly


macow1 !!

Durent:
u dey craze, u get thread??.. Dan bura uba. Da conji neva catch u yet no be only like thief na lik rapture
.frustrated fowl! ..OMG cant stop laffin

behave matured or else i transfer my fraustration unto you



then you will become madcow or mad fowl or madgoat!

IamChuks:
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MASTURBATE

tired of that tin. it kills i swear! i need a real lady

Theyveedo:
Lmao...Guy u funny no be small, say the conji dey catch u like thief...lol. Anyway I think what I need is confidence to approach a lady n the right methods to woo her. There r some articles by @CharlesNneji1 that might help u, check em out. #goodluck bro.

who is charles nneji please.

starlingslimnet:
What's the issue of this konji of. thing nowadays uhn? Why lie on konji for your promiscuity uhn? Why is Konji not catching me or other singles out there? You should have just said you need a girlfriend instead probing Konji okay.

Now getting a girlfriend is nothing difficult... there in you lies a distinctive quality that can melt a Ladies' heart in a minute just lay your hands on it and make use of it. But in case you are too dumb as it appears you are then you can try option two.

Friendship is the foundation of anything that ends in "ship" So just make friends with her.Assume she is yours in your conversations like "So, where is my girl spending her weekend?" Next thing to do is lead her on a like bit then withdraw.... this help set her in confusion and the Job is done.

You now have a girlfriend. Don't talk about sex less you spend another 15 years in prison.

Come to think of it being lonely is the best form of life on. earth.

thanks bro for your understanding. The problem am having is the first talk thing. I naturally don't talk with ladies, especially if i have that feeling for them. anyway, will give a try in the morning. thanks again

bettercreature:
Google hitomi tinaka videos,she should be able to take care of your Konnji,

thanks, but wanna feel it with a real lady not online

Durent:
Kutumaruwarka, i feel lik givin u a dirty slap now..idiiot, u no qet shame?? Abi na high rate of joblessness dey mak u mumu??..bros take time oh, i fit dial u now

you must be high. stay off my thread



can't sleep tonight

how do i approach her

if you peeps can't advice me then delete your comments

bettercreature:
I'm serious

please be serious! you know the only way to see her pant is when am in the same room or house with her. i need tips, not mockery. conji is dealing with me here

zealot4me:
frustrated fowl!

give me advice please, don't just call my name

bettercreature:
By washing her undies

am serious and you are joking

please how do i approach a lady? no insults

this is no joke. in fact, i wanted to raise this issue since but kept it to my self. now i can't bear it any longer.



to start with, am a young guy, fun to be with. i am somewhat an introvert but not fully. any person very close to me will find out that am lively, funny and a talkative, but i have one problem; i dont know whats wrong with me, any time i see a lady i like, i just can't approach her and tell her how i feel. i can talk to ladies jokingly about anything, but when it comes to making her my girlfriend, i feel fraustrated because i just can't! the words are there but cant pour it out.

am fraustrated because am staying alone and need a girlfriend but cant approach a lady. Conji is just killing me here!

OK, i let me put it plain, i want to sex a lady, but don't know how to meet them. what exactly should i tell a lady? i need help. how do i woo a lady? should i walk up to her and tell her i love her and want her to be my girl friend or what?

living alone is not easy. I've thought of ways to get busy,but common, if you understand well, no matter how busy you are, as a growing up young guy, that urge and sexual drive will always come. For me, anytime i want to sleep at night, that would be when this conji will catch me like a thief

i thought of visiting prostitute house to have it with them, but since i was born i never supported such an idea because they are saying many things about them, like they'll take your destiny, etc.

thank God for the internet and a place like nairaland, if not i cant relate this to someone face to face.


don't mind my typing, i as am writing this, am fraustrated!








please i need matured advice, no insults please!






NOTE: no body should come here and preach for me!
i know the Bible very well, but it seems like this conji is getting outta hand


advice me strictly on how to get a girl friend and get down with her!