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longjohnsilver: What if...just what if he happens to be the last child and they have him 14 years after their marriage

Do the maths

olobe...*I sight u se7en

Tymax: You know me before? See as u just table all my qualities put for here





Let's close the deal once and for all

funny you

Tymax: You know me before? See as u just table all my qualities put for here





Let's close the deal once and for all

funny you

STENON: Honest and Optimistic.
Funny in Words and in action, Someone who smiles always.

Lastly....Someone that is very good and skillful in solving Mathematics.

who are you.I love your taste....*puts on d serious face*

Cabinbiscuit: I'm not into physical looks so far you are not ugly....
Nothing else! I just fall in love.

no time

luvablesam: Just go ahead n take a "DIP"

mhen, u make it sound like "taking a risk"

Amhappy: Accumlated anger,resentment and bitterness destroys family like fire burning a raffia house

hw do u think this can be handled

5minsmadness: Op no disrespect but how old r u?

well this thread is for those having 2 minds abt marriage...share experiences and how to face difficulties....(I kinda ran out of ideas when it came to "giving the topic a title" )

longjohnsilver: Best thing bro...marry ur best friend (I don't mean planto)



u never get bored...cos everiday would feel like d first day u met, u get to be urself around her and she will understand u perfectly well...

LoL

bellong: When you keep discovering something new about yourself, you will also discover that you will keep discovering something new about your partner till death do you part.

That alone makes it lively, expecting something new daily. Meanwhile, you must have a strong reason why you want to marry your partner which will also help you not to be tired of him/her.

nice one...if I may ask are you married

you know people, I'm always scared of marriage. Thank you for asking why? The reason is this:
I get bored and tired of something very fast especially when I see something competing with it. (I so much love 2pac's music I neva tot I cld do without it but the day I started listening to biggie was d day my love for 2pac started going down the drain but not totally sha o )...what am I saying you ask again? My taste change often and I tend to loose interest when I see something better (don't know abt marriage yet cos I ain't tried it yet). I see couples stay married for 28yrs (God bless you my popps and mum), 40yrs, 60yrs and more and I couldn't help but ask HOW DEY DID IT.

so married men and women, tell us how u sustained your marriage but for single peeps like me (#throws salute), how do u think a marriage can be sustained?

Also lets talk abt other various marriage issues people

I think its a sign of respect

moyarhtohbadt: Everybody had access to d kitchen in my house,so not much thiefing happened,but i can remember some incidents dat happened there.About 9 yrs ago,my elda sis and i jez finished watching a yoruba movie and we saw dat d corpse had white stuff in his nostrils and ears,,it lukd fascinating den,,so we dcyded to try it.My sister being d smart one deceived me dat i was mor talented so i cld play d role,,na so she carry me on top kitchen table i lie flat dey look lyk didirin,,she take tissue paper roll am put am for my nose...wen we finished sha,,laffin and excited i remove d first paper in my left nose,,,e con remain d one for right,,,i blow nose titi,,,paper no com out oo,,,na so she carry me go meet mummy,,as she see me,mama jump up,see slap from different angles i no cry sef,,fear dat i wld die conquered all d abara she was giving me,,whether i had to sniff it heavily in,,nd let it pass thru my throat to my mouf or dey used ishana stick to remove it i cant remeber,,,c beating dat day if not for one house help we had den,Aunty Bose dat begged my mum for me,,,i wldnt av bin here by now.

WICKEDDD .....inbtw, I sight u moyato

longjohnsilver: Since opposite charges attract




I can proudly say every physical thing about the opposite sex attract me

jnrbayano: A lady who is humane, honest, keeps time, returns/acknowledges calls has a duplex in my heart.

nice taste

send it and tag ursef mumu by ursef...u met lst week nah

LaurelP: ...I don't nid a fellow man...

LoL....80likes for u man

LaurelP: Femininity
I dislike ladies who behave to seriously like men

so u like ladies who r flexible....

kerny: I find a guy who reads and tells me deep things about himself absolutely totally attractive.

hmmmmmm....lovely

Onlinebizexpert: her brain

u mark sense man...seun whr is d "thumbs up" emoticon make ah gv dis dude

...for me though, girls who can play the saxophone, chess, guitar and drum are attractive to me..now imagine if a one girl can do all of these....ah fit just kill for am

hell fvcking NO

CAPITAL NO!!!

MzRedm: How do you mean?

say d broda takes care of d house just to make it clean and tidy and d sister who was supposed to be doing dt is d one who scatters and disorganizes d house cos she's dirty and untidy...this can spark up d bro, cause an arguement and u knw d rest.

wheris dis 1 going with his story now

let's use ur own condom then...see thread

abi na film u dey tell us

dadoctore: Yh am sure many of us called it 'stood' then,lol but we all knw beta now dnt we?!

a cousin of mine still call it stood

a dirty member of d family can upset anoda member too I think

tk4rd: Whenever my mom tastes food, I used to stick out my little right hand so that she puts small for me to taste too.. She would always ask me wat I tasted..

for me after my mum taste the soup, I will put out my two hands (my left and right hand) to put my own tasting. ..my mum will now say, "u will begin to develop breast like woman ooo"

adexsimply: LOL. The day my younger brother somersaulted into a very hot pot of beans . It was funny and scary, my mum no even pity him, as she was pouring cold water on his boiling belly, she was giving him different kinds of slap. That day ehn.

hahahahahahahaha