₦airaland Forum

hahaha
girls and their mumu make up

if u dont Bleep her

i swear im going to kill myself

fvck her for me
for me!!

bang the shiit outta her and stop asking foolish questions
when e no.be say u wan rape am
girl must be lonely and just need a fvckmate
fvck her for few times and free her
this is the best advise u'll get here today...

God forbid but what if u die soon
u don lose toto be that
this life na one
be wise

hahn:
Guilty as charged!

Thanks to all those Yorubda parties that helped me when I was still on the streets. After starving from Monday till Friday, except when they share akara , I used to eat up to five plates of food

Owu na bastard

baba mi ...

i tell you

yes i mean what i just said


You have no idea how angry i get when they delay before sharing food at parties, there was a time i refused to eat at one party like that because they took too long to serve me food.

And i know most nigerians must have experienced this one way or the other..

but why is a plate of food making people get angry haha, if the person no do party nko?
well i dont care, if you refuse to serve food on time , i will get angry at your party lol

Seriously i was talking to some girls and they gave various reasons, but im still not convinced, it all goes back to FOOD!

some family members even think its a must you give them 'take away' home for their kids or neighbour who couldnt make it lol....

why do people really attend parties if not for food?

bastard people


see as en face be like pounded dodo

Iamhatey:
Something is wrong in your relationship ma'am.


Dating for Six good years now and you can't tell him .

Hey baby, what have you been eating . Let's hit the gym together bla bla bla


It's called COMMUNICATION GIRL!

welldone oo

madam relationship

Allwility:
Shebi dem talk say na centre for asking stupid questions? Lol, oya comman answer.

hahaha i will get back to you on that


but i think the answer should be

greek or latin

Allwility:
Hmm. What makes you so sure?

hahaha
this your question ehn..

i no even know whether to give u award or not
this your question get as e be

dancuz:
in which university can i offer yoruba engineering and surgery

haha ermm....

let me think

try harvard

larrymoore:
l need to know, is Nigeria a country?

erm......

i think its a village around a small town in ikeja

Allwility:
In what language does someone who is deaf and dumb think?

hmmmmmm

they dont think

send her packing

Iamhatey:
what's this one saying

im not sure
but it sounds similar to
JARGONS

Zwegga:
Guys who sings WORK by Rihanna? Coz I really don't know

are u in my head? u be winch?
been researching for months..

i think its erm....


john terry

gradeA:
Please how do I post a comment?

by fvcking off

gradeA:
Pls I can't access nairaland on my Nokia torchlight. why?

im not sure......

but im using instagram on it sha

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahah



this guy no get any sense

so


just his/her opinion
its not worth creating a thread for
c'mon dont be silly

hahaha master of relationships

una welldone o




dey create scenario for your make u dey judge people...

[quote author=peckebu post=49883053][/quote]i just told u

u brainless monkey

peckebu:
This is great. I can finally ask this question.......... Who knows the name of my great great grandfather

peckebu senior i guess

wezzyjasified:
is wizkid Ayo balogun?

no ..... peter okoye