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If you want to be a friend to this teacher just be intelligent. She will like you

Remember my business study aunty in jss1. She was very beautiful. Is like she was a student teacher practising.
So on one faithful day some external invigilators came to examine her and score her

The class almost disgraced her when she asked a question and the whole class was dumb founded even when the question was simple

So i raised up my hand and answered it and later she also found out that almost all my subjects in my result were As

From that day ehnnnnn
She now liked me. Infact like is an understatement. She loved me
Was always paying my transport to and fro
The day she will not have money i will sit on her lap
She will even invite me to her house
And as a little boy
I will just go on Saturday morning and come back in the evening
Sometimes she became too free with me that she can be on pant when am around

But me as a kid i nor know say toto dey sweet by then i go for make attempt that time. Kids dey miss sha. Thank God say person nor dey remain small pikin for ever.
i will just be inside her room with her wearing a sexy pant

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HercJay:
Please... after successfully participating in the 3 days Inec training for APOs ... what is the next step? I registered in UNIZIK, Anambra

Wait for the final shortlisting
Probably that comes eve of election
Good luck

But if you know person for inec office. Then run am shaperly

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Which means inec ad-hoc staff will be almost 700,000

If four inec staff equal one pulling unit or voting point
Then 119973 polling unit equal 479892 apos and possible

But now 53027 will be added
So total number of it will 173000
So 173000 equal 692000 apos and pos

I don miss toto die

For ASUU chairman mind is like : I don't trust this man


For Chris ngige mind is like : all these ASUU people mumu finish
So Una dey reason say we go fulfill the agreement. Make Una nor worry after election Una go return back to strike.
Then we nor go answer Una again because we don already win election.
Maybe arsenal fit buy Una that time because them nor get strikers

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ASUU strike suspended conditionally

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I don miss toto die

Make i run enter school
Sometimes to graduate go just dey pain person
Na engineering girls toto cheap pass for school
Most of Them nor fine
And their self esteem too low
Engineering boys nor dey send engineering girls
Them prefer art and social science girls

So if you want fuccckk easily just toast engineering girl
now now she don green

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That is one stupid thing about life
Our time on earth is never guaranteed
We are living to die
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
You enter plane: he fit crash, dissapear or enter big occean
You use motor: you get car crash
You dey your house: your building fit collapse
You waka with leg: trailer fit run enter you or police mistakenly shoot you
You enter ship or boat: na capsize
You enter drain: the drain go derail

Okay this one dey roof house still electric wire shock am



Is like we were born to die
And death is only the beginning


That is why i always live my life in the fast lane
Got police chasing me, smoking weed banging the ladies and boozing
Abeg osazee give me that weed make i tie one wrap

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I don miss toto tire

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ME:- Doctor, My 2019 PVC genotype is AA (Atiku Abubakar) While my blood group is O-Positive (Obi- Peter); Am I medically OK?

Doctor:- You are not only medically fit, you are fully immune against Unemployment, Poverty, Corruption, Lawlessness, Senseless Killing etc

Okay

ME:- Doctor, My 2019 PVC genotype is AA (Atiku Abubakar) While my blood group is O-Positive (Obi- Peter); Am I medically OK?

Doctor:- You are not only medically fit, you are fully immune against Unemployment, Poverty, Corruption, Lawlessness, Senseless Killing etc

Okay


ME:- Doctor, My 2019 PVC genotype is AA (Atiku Abubakar) While my blood group is O-Positive (Obi- Peter); Am I medically OK?

Doctor:- You are not only medically fit, you are fully immune against Unemployment, Poverty, Corruption, Lawlessness, Senseless Killing etc

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Isoright

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She dey use MacBook make shakara

Although the graphics of that MacBook is dope o

But anything make that laptop spoil ehnnn
Na wahalar o
You can hardly repair it in Nigeria
Tried mine in Benin city. Instead they spoilt it more
Have to give it to my uncle to take along with him to Oman for repair

Funny laptop. Everything about the laptop dey cost including common charger

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I watched the news on independent television yesterday.

Those idiots should be arrested and sent to quantanamo bay
Or better still they should be given the abdumutallab treatment were you can differentiate between day and night for the rest of your Life

Isoright

sprinter101:
It also happens with airtel too n if it disappears it comes back within hours.where i am mtn and airtel are terrible especially airtel,it has no 3g network just on edge and very frustrating.my bro i chooose glo 10 times over

Airtel doesn't dissapear brother

That problem is synonymous with Glo only

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Is like this pdp complain to much these days

Instead of them to be doing under ground work on how to fuckkk buhari up.

That is how they also accused university of Benin of sending names of lecturers that are affiliated with APC to inec when inec requested for uniben to send the names of lecturers to act as returning and collation officer

In other news
There is no way APC can win Edo state. I can bet my balls on that one

Isoright

Nigeria
Elders are now turning into kids