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Ladokites whur'do .....me missing UnderG life like

ardeypearlz:
Warris it? You are from which department sef?

Mother of Engnrn ni......#mech........talking of d best Lab come to engineering

SHEEGO2015:
C hw d guy just pose with him omo wobey... FroshPapie!! ! No wonder u no won make us go wit batch B. Thr is no how u go dey wit d kind shindren of wobey u dey wit in ur dp and u Wil b thinking of NYSC dis yr

I don cast o......+ how d picx rch der I no know n e no gree change now....+ na mah wife o
No b Wobe......wobe cumin sooon

Prettiepearlz:
Lol . Gross Anatomy laboratory is the best laboratory

Hain!

ardeypearlz:
I dey oh..

B like na march lautech wan free us oo...

ardeypearlz:

....Babe wasssup

Abacharles:
Yes o bro, and nature too. LADOKITES I think the registration portal that has just been opened is a sign that the strike will not affect our mobilization, let us keep calm while we await tt

Lautech reg portal?

HateU2:
sharap

Hain! Old man shuu sharap!!!!

chiefojiji:
News jos reaching me now that, the NYSC DG and LAUTECH SAO just engaged in a very brutal argument. Dunno what caused that tho!
And FUTO SAO tried to settle them, he was given a acrobatic slap from UNIBEN SAO that why should he settle dem... more news coming!

If na true I go happy o.....atleast Lautech SAO dey there....
But argue wt brig. General ...hin wan die

chiefojiji:
News jos reaching me now that, the NYSC DG and LAUTECH SAO just engaged in a very brutal argument. Dunno what caused that tho!
And FUTO SAO tried to settle them, he was given a acrobatic slap from UNIBEN SAO that why should he settle dem... more news coming!

If na true I go happy o.....atleast Lautech SAO dey there

What if d poor girl has pure heart.......you don't want such person to cry on ur count

Good to know u can't hide expo widout hijab.........

chiefojiji:

Try learning to hold cry now o!!!

They will mobilise you don't worry.

Come! Where did u get dah list from slf b4 u comman give person pressure...

SHEEGO2015:
Lautech and their suspense ehn

If em no mobilize us ehn I nogo ft hold d cry......since 2009. Widout xtra

Dream2:
Hmmm,I understand,is there no clear message from the school?

At all, dey r on strike

Dream2:
Just thinking,let's discuss this timetable of a thing oo.
A lot of rumours being peddled about the date NYSC will release timetable,but dem neva come out to deny all doz rumours nigba yen,ok.
Now that the rumour of 8th of this month strive,they issued a statement to debunk it..........just thinking.
Now let's look at it in a telescopic way,LOL,grab your telescope ooo.
Why is it that NYSC debunked the date of 8th of all the rumours of dates?
Does that mean the rumour is actually true?
Put on ya thinking cap jor,oya hw u see am?

Coyy

Y0rme

Chiefojiji

Chumaster

Abbie

Froshpapie

Callmemercy

Dottune

And other GL members.

Bro, all I can think of is 'Lautech senate list'

y0rmee:

Mtcheeeew........ Is it funny?

Ibroh22 make dah ur. Friend come an come an call dean std affairs

SHEEGO2015:
Cc: Mrukk , ardeypearlz , prettiepearlz , FroshPapie , ibroh22 , mistayeancah , Abacharles et al



E b like say dem don change LAUTECH name cos I no c wetin resemble Lautech here oo. Hope no b d 10 R.e.d.b.u.l.l I took. I dey suspect our Student Officer Affairs or Students Affairs Officers or Affairs Officers Students which Eva name him Cal himself. Hope d man no dey premier hotel at Ibadan dey nack him opeke instead of him bn present at the workshop... Abeg which kind Eclipse bdis na.. Y LAUTECH..? Y e no apen to uni of Lagos, UI, DELSU et al

Wahala de..............#trouble

Muzikluva:
it has been on but the strike put it on hold. Amen o,thanks.

Bro u need dpuble prayer cos majority don even fill mobilization form b4 strike commence

Guapo2000:
Bro u no ft understand... Only Ladokites ft understand.

Cc ibroh22, FroshPapie et al


Abeg epp me explain hw d place dey look wen coming from Sifax LT around 3am and u are going to Adenike

Me no like dah side ....from UnderG to 1200 shikenna

ardeypearlz:
We're missing ourselves

Chai!!!........

ardeypearlz:
Human Anatomy

Woo!!! Hope u aint missing ur Anatomy Lab*deadbody*

[quote author=ardeypearlz post=49086262]Hi, yes please [/quote
Department?

coyy:
only time table can answer ur question.. so, chill for titi





*********992*******
dedicated to all ladokites. u guys should be prayerful and hopeful, there shall be no more delay for u.. B16 is a reality.

Thanks my brother

ardeypearlz:
Yes, we are very hopeful
Cc: Prettiepearlz

Hi, ladokite too sheyy

Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) copied#
Nigeria corpers.

1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000

2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those in LGA.

3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those in state hospital.

4.Enugu State Pays N10,000

5.Oyo State Pays N3,800

6.Osun State Pays N5,000

7.Kano State Pays N4,000

8.Borno State Pays N1,000

9.Niger State Pays N6,000

10.Yobe State Pays N2,500

11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000

12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000

13. Ogun State Pays N5,000

14. Delta States Pays N5,000

15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250

16.Cross River State Pays N3,090

17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000

18.Abia State Pays N5,000

19.Imo State Pays N2,000

20.Taraba state Pays N10,000

21. Kaduna State Pays 3000

22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000

23. Kano State Pays 10,000

24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000

25. Port hacourt, Rivers State Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years, so i think you better avoid this state, but we’re so sure, that the new government, lead by Governor Wike will surely get things right in this state, and make it once again, the envy of all Corpers.

ibroh22:
Are you serious about it,,,I will be glad,,,,but am in Osogbo

N I passed Oshogbo to Abj yestday

chiefojiji:

That's so nice of you FroshPapie

Its a natural stuff.......

LADOKITE!!!
Note: In addition to the current progress, dean of faculty of engineering told me on phone yesterday dat the people in charge of sending our names to NYSC has been call upon to resume as soon as possible so as to come and forward our names......he added they are to resume under compulsive force of the school authority, so let's keep calm, we're on the right path.
Ibroh22
Sheego2015
Mrukk

ibroh22:
I will like to inform my fellow Glanders that I will be offline for some days or weeks maybe months,,I never know,,,My phone battery is bad,that it has swell up to the extent that I need to force it inside the phone and new original battery will cost me #3k,chaii!!! buhari! Na bad luck,i never chop,i go buy battery 3k tufiakwa!, again my phone caliberation is not good too,,,but both problems is still manageable but the last problem is that,my subscription will finish today,my bank account is zero,the kind holy ghost thunder wet go fire buhari is still dancing kerewa,,it's hard for me but I don't have choice,,,,keep the fire burning,,,aunty TiTi go show very soon.....I only have today to be with you guys... #sobs

cc

Rebekkah,,,my darling #sobs

dream2

yormee

chumaster

posiimi

Mzshyshy

froshpapie

sheego2015

Mrukk

All others wey I no mention their monicker,,I can't memorise all,,it's a big family we have here,,,,,will miss you guys

Lemme give u my bold2...strong ba3, 1k monthly sub

ibroh22:
This for Ladokites,,Got this from a group chat on WhatsApp,just to ease the pressure

From a trusted and reliable source, a fellow awaiting corper and a brother

Pm friends
Pls relax ur mind about nysc
Had a little conversation with the Asst. Registrar today
All the info that NYSC portal will open on Monday na all lies
He said the just got notice from NYSC that the orientation week for LAUTECH senate is 6-9
That all our names are already compiled before strike
He also said he will send news to us through LAUTECH side for us to do our checking of names after they are back from abuja Next week
He said it is after the orientation that the NYSC time table will be out
Then they can officially open the NYSC portal
Pls neglect all rumors
He said they are walking on it but outside school......
He said we sud pray that school grant the bills for the running arounds...
Thank you
cc

froshpapie

sheego2015,,,, happy birthday bro,,Jah bless ur new age

Mrukk

et al

One bottle of Alomo with a plate of soup for u bro