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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs CSKA Moscow (2 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by FuckTheZero: 10:20am On Dec 06, 2017
obivick:
JESUS is the only way
grin Dude grin grin
Literature / Re: Nnedi Okorafor To Write Black Panther For Marvel by FuckTheZero: 8:32pm On Oct 13, 2017
The biggest news is the one of her novel "Who Fears Death" being adapted as a sequel to Game of Thrones

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Business / Re: “Pay Yourself First”: Best Saving Strategy To Learn by FuckTheZero: 6:24pm On Oct 13, 2017
ochardbaby:




My Oga,
75K Na biggest money per annum,yes I agree. But here if spending spirit enter your body Na wah oh.

With all this highly entertaining and satisfying stuff wey dey town. When our sisters are involved,tell me how much aunty Clara go chop inside 75K?

Small money wey no go finish Na him we all need.
Exactly. Spending "spirit." Meaning water have passed garri I.e. only TB Joshua can help in such case

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Business / Re: “Pay Yourself First”: Best Saving Strategy To Learn by FuckTheZero: 5:24pm On Oct 13, 2017
$75 000/annum. Once you get there, money is no longer an issue

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Romance / Re: '15k For 1 Hour & 35k For Kissing': Girl Who Wants To Pretend As Girlfriend by FuckTheZero: 5:12pm On Oct 13, 2017
She's innovative. Stüpid maybe, but still innovative, all thanks to the recession-induced hunger.

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Politics / Re: NNPC Contracts: Office Of The Vice President Press Release by FuckTheZero: 4:59pm On Oct 13, 2017
Trash

The amount of English embedded in a statement is directly proportional to the corruption involved.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Clears The Air On Video Of Himself Performing Other Artiste Songs by FuckTheZero: 4:58pm On Oct 13, 2017
Lame excuse
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Replies A Fan Who Asked ''Wetin Dey For The Boys?'' by FuckTheZero: 4:57pm On Oct 13, 2017
From the way he handled that cheating clapback on Twitter to now this. I can safely conclude that AJ was blessed not just with muscles but "common sense."

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Sports / Re: Predict And Win #15,000: Liverpool Vs Manchester United by FuckTheZero: 4:43pm On Oct 13, 2017
Dude

"Original" Rich Content = Traffic = Profit

Pour your sweat into creating value.

EOD
Politics / Re: IMF: Northeast Has Always Been Buhari's Priority, Says Presidency by FuckTheZero: 3:14pm On Oct 13, 2017
GoroTango:
You Igbos can start an insurgency in your region just like that in the NE, and after the place turns into ruble your southern president can appeal to the bank for special attention.
I refuse to believe a human being with blood in his veins and conscience in his soul just typed this. Seun please get a grip on your Spambots. Thank you.

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Politics / Re: IMF: Northeast Has Always Been Buhari's Priority, Says Presidency by FuckTheZero: 3:06pm On Oct 13, 2017
GoroTango:
Log out and don't ever come back. The world bank will give preferential treatment to the war torn north east. If it is your money go and collect it
Don't sweat it. BTW, I love how you reason like the wooden baton of power will never ever be passed on to the grips of a Southerner.

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Family / Re: Husband Wakes His Wife Up With Breakfast In Bed, Her Smile Is Priceless (Photos) by FuckTheZero: 2:59pm On Oct 13, 2017
IMHO, screw the H, IMO, the only thing wrong with the gesture was the man uploading the act on Facebook.

That should have been the wife's call.

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Politics / Re: IMF: Northeast Has Always Been Buhari's Priority, Says Presidency by FuckTheZero: 2:48pm On Oct 13, 2017
muykem:
North east need special attention of all reasonable Nigeria.
I think at this point I have to log out to protect my sanity.

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Politics / Re: IMF: Northeast Has Always Been Buhari's Priority, Says Presidency by FuckTheZero: 2:45pm On Oct 13, 2017
"Shame" is dead

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Politics / Re: Jigawa Residents Receive N5000 Promised By Buhari During 2015 Campaign by FuckTheZero: 2:41pm On Oct 13, 2017
So that sickly elderly old woman translates into "all of Jigawa residents?"

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Celebrities / Re: Karen Igho Pregnant With Second Child (Photos) by FuckTheZero: 4:10pm On Oct 11, 2017
In our days mama normally dressed in bedsheet-like gowns... She looks good though

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Sports / Re: What You Must Know About Russia 2018 World Cup by FuckTheZero: 12:02pm On Oct 11, 2017
Fun Fact

Netherlands missed out because of goal difference to Sweden but did you know that the Dutch's coach Dick Advocaat was actually asked what would be his team's fate if Sweden won 8-0 against Luxembourg

He replied ""They won't win 8-0; what a stupid question that is"

But Sweden actually won 8-0, skyrocketing their goals advantage and thereby rendering their last round's 2-0 defeat to Netherlands, useless.

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Sports / Re: Messi's Hatrick Qualifies Argentina For Russia 2018 World Cup by FuckTheZero: 10:07am On Oct 11, 2017
Bolustical:
This current Argentina will find it hard to reach the semis.

All names, no result.
Give Sampoali time. His high pressing method needs it.
Politics / Re: Who Would You Vote For In 2019 Presidential Elections...Buhari, Atiku, Fayose? by FuckTheZero: 10:05am On Oct 11, 2017
kay29000:


lol! You are funny. But we keep complaining but do nothing about it. Since this recession started, I just see people complaining, but they ae not working on getting a better option for the country. No new party is using free social media to campaign...all we do is just complain, and the politicians just keep taking us for a ride.
I don't believe in Nigeria. I don't complain nor rejoice over what I don't believe in.

Count me out of the bold. Thank you

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Politics / Re: Who Would You Vote For In 2019 Presidential Elections...Buhari, Atiku, Fayose? by FuckTheZero: 9:42am On Oct 11, 2017
Just seeing the options got me thinking. What crime did I commit for God to stamp Nigeria to my destiny?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Nigeria Fresh Graduate Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by FuckTheZero: 9:38am On Oct 11, 2017
Is it every month KPMG call for applications? I don't get it.

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Education / Re: ABU Medical School Graduating Doctors - Breathtaking Pictures by FuckTheZero: 6:15am On Oct 11, 2017
CircleOfWilis:
A good advice e gve u, have it as plan B, get ur PLAB or USmle ready o....The system wil frustrate and kill ur dreams, and if you are not careful u may loose interest in anything medicine......
I graduated 2011, with my primaries that is about to expire I am yet to secure a residency placement..now preparing to escape to where things work.

I was at block B , (musdafa hostel), nice place that supports crashing and sinking.

Congratulations
Oh my God...

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Education / Re: ABU Medical School Graduating Doctors - Breathtaking Pictures by FuckTheZero: 6:11am On Oct 11, 2017
So I still haven't gotten over this hijab crush?

Congrats to the meds though.

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Culture / Re: "Amebo" In Nigeria Parlance: Its Origin And Meaning by FuckTheZero: 5:47am On Oct 11, 2017
Tinyemeka:


Your username. Are you a teetotaler?
Hahaha...No. Was inspired from one though.
Education / Re: Which Course Almost Made You Sweat Like This Inside The Exam Hall (pic) by FuckTheZero: 9:21pm On Oct 10, 2017
Dunsin89:
All Biochemistry courses
Meaning you must have been very sweaty throughout your undergraduate days.

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Pets / Re: Bouncer Big Sunny And His Baby Goat Pictured At The Gym (Photos) by FuckTheZero: 8:11pm On Oct 10, 2017
MhizzAJ:
See those muscles...

Of all animals...he decided to pick a babygoat
Sounds familiar?

You can help yourself though.

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Romance / Re: “I Pray Our Love Continues To Stand The Test Of Time” - Nigerian Lesbian (pic) by FuckTheZero: 7:55pm On Oct 10, 2017
Nothing exposes my hypocrisy like lesbians.

When two homosexuals fooling around get caught and lynched, not even a heartbeat of pity pounds out of my chest

Yet lesbians appear to me like cute little things that should be left alone to enjoy themselves.
Health / Re: 5-year-old Australian Girl Grew Breasts At 2 And Started Her Period At 4 by FuckTheZero: 7:35pm On Oct 10, 2017
To the philosophers of old, I'm sorry to say,"some things are still new under the sun."

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Education / Re: Which Course Almost Made You Sweat Like This Inside The Exam Hall (pic) by FuckTheZero: 7:29pm On Oct 10, 2017
No need.

Dude was just sweating like that because the invigilator disrupted his sitting formation and ordered him to the "High Table," alone.

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Romance / Re: Spanish Lady Outs Nigerian Guy Who Said He Got Her Number From His Dream (pics) by FuckTheZero: 7:23pm On Oct 10, 2017
A "black" Spanish lady. The things we do for click baits.

Never saw that coming.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Lady Raped And Beheaded In Congo For Serving Forbidden Fish To Rebels (pic) by FuckTheZero: 7:08pm On Oct 10, 2017
Whites will refer to you as beneath them, subhuman and the wolf-crying erupts, wailing and shouting "racism! racism!" forgetting that as a human, "you are what you do."

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Sports / Re: Augustine Mulenga Weeps At His Daughter's Burial (Photos) by FuckTheZero: 7:07pm On Oct 10, 2017
YelloweWest:
cry cry cry
I lost my baby last year... the worst pain of my life.

I was so devastated. So inconsolable..
So sorry.

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