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Idowuogbo: Turn your face to the sun, and the shadows will fall behind you.Dats d best way to handle dis ish.U can't help those who cant differentiate bad from good.

Bish, ima try but it aint gone be easy cus I can only take so much bull

CFCfan: Drugs definitely have to be decriminalized. Putting folks in prison for such an offence, in d first place, is an absolute travesty. But hey, the Prison-Industrial-Complex is so influential, especially at the local/State level.

I dunno, people know the consequences and they still do drugs. I think if you gone do it then be ready to face the time. I done seen too many people get they life ruined cus of drugs. The law is fair in this case

tellwsdom: fcukingme, why is everyone still in school??....everyone is claiming to be in school ..Is that d latest style trending now??

The fukc!? Is that all you got from my thread? That we still in school? Niggah you is trippin lol.

Idowuogbo: Dey find ur ghetto fabulous write up funny. I don't! I get u. Dat aside, bish! u gon have to step back and let ur bish learn d hard way. If her definition of bin in love is sticking wiv a worthless being, den let her b.we may all live under the same sky, but we see different horizons.

Lol @ ghetto fab write up. Hehe I dunno, I just talk/write like that when im in a pickle lol. But yeah everyone keep saying I gotta let her be but its so hard, she been my bish for 7 years maybe I'm being too protective
I just dont wanna see her behind bars

Chukskalidon: ur bish is in love. There's ntin u can do to convince her, she's gonna convince herself one day bt u're d antagonist now. So try get very close to that niggah and pretend to be a friend. Find out his secrets and wot he's up to. If u can prove to ur bish dat d niggah meant harm 4 her with evidence then she's gonna quit by herself.

That niggah is rude as fukc! I've tried to talk to his as$ but he think he some kinda God, I dont have patience for his type.

skydeep: what has she been doing with such a weird dude?

Beats me! The niggah got her dickmatized. And he 3 years younger than us, he effing 19. I been tryna tell her to get wit an older mature niggah that got something goin for him not some trifling as$ 19yr old

CFCfan: The best course of action would be for ur friend to break off her relationship with d trifling guy, and hire a decent attorney. But serving 100 years in jail for that offense is bordering on d ridiculous.

Yeah they found 10 molly pills in her car and the law says if found guilty you can get 10yrs for each pill, so 10 pills equals to 100years

Goldieluks: There are some issues in life you just can't help, but allow
things to sort itself out in its own due time..Your friend is obviously blinded by (love)? And sweetie
there's nothing you can do about it, as it is. You just keep advising her and be there to wipe her
tears whenever she comes crying.

I understand what you saying but I mean for how long? Its been 5yrs and she still aint seein that this niggah dont deserve her. Im gettin pretty fed up with all her bull. Everything I tell her she dont listen cus she "in love". Its not like she ugly either, she is beautiful and she gets advances from many different guys that are better than her bf but she never gives them a chance, she always go back runnin to that trifling niggah.

binger: From what u spewed in the original post, i believe the damn nigga isn't gonna fvck ur bish up on that day.so,relax ur nerves,stay true to ur bish in this fvck-infested period.Since u are desperate to save her dickmatized asz,u can continue making her see reasons to dump the nigga,but be calm and subtle in doing the ishh...

The niggah is a huge liar, he lies about everything and she know that. She be the main one complainin about how much he lie but then she be the first one to believe his bull. Like wtf? Shyt pisses me off cus I know that niggah got something up his sleeves. I told her to get a lwayer to defend her but she not doing that, instead she taking his word. I mean if he claims he gone tell the truth then why the hell hasnt he done so yet or why tue hell did he lie about it in the first place

Why everyone keep LMAOing, this aint funny. This one of the few times im actually being serious on here

lrguru: LMFAO...this OP is just a case. U really got me LMAO, anyways just wonderin who needs help, whether its u or ur bish, J (cos its obvious u are high on cracks). But anyways be calm, no harm done yet, when the bish finally settles behind bars, then she'd realize her mistake. At least good riddance to bad rubbish, init bish

What do you mean if I need help and im high on crack? Wtf? Im tryna help out my friend here, I dont want her behind bars, especially for some ish she aint do

skydeep: its kinda difficult to comprehend your story . Pls can u anglicize it a bit?

Ok long story short, my friend has been datin this trifling ass niggah on and off for 5yrs now. He not in school, no job, no car, no home. He is bad news, always gettin in trouble and he sells drugs. He abuses her and cheats on her. So the niggah kept some drugs in my friend car and the police found it and arrested both them. The niggah told the police my friend owns the drugs, if found guilty my friend can go to jail for 100yrs. Their court case is comin up and now niggah is feedin her bull that he still loves her and wants to be with her and now she wants to get back with him cus she says she loves him still. I told her not to believe him cus he just tryna catch her off guard that day so she can take the fall, I told her to forget about him, stop being in contact with him, and get a lawyer to fight for her but she doesn't want to because she loves him and believes that he will do the right thing. I need advice on how to get my friend to wake up and smell the fresh air before she ends up in prison.

binger: Lmao!...Well dear,you can get ur bish to stop loving the nigga by letting her be. U see,ur bish seems so deep in love,with a damn recalcitrant attitude,hence ur pleas to dump the nigga's asz fall on deaf ears. So,be there for her and quit talking to her abt the damn nigga.Your bish will get over him only by her own choice/will when she realizes the nigga portends harm to her life/career.

Wow, you soundin like my bf. But I just cant sit and watch her take the fall for the niggah. I feel like smashing that niggahs head in the wall. I just dont get why she so damn dikcmatized by that trifling ass niggah. He told her not to worry about the court case and that he will confess that the drugs is his but I dont believe his as$ I think he just sayin that so he can catch her off guard the day of the court case so she can serve the jail time. Im pissed that she fukcn believe the niggah too

Idowuogbo: Paragraphs pls...

I dunno how to paraphrase this cus i kinda need all the help I can get. Just read it lol and give me your suggestion bish

So one of my main bishes for 7yrs, J, been dating this one niggah off and on for like 5yrs now, but this niggah is bad news. He is 3yrs younger than me and my friend, he graduated from high school last year and he aint tryna go to college or anything. He don't have a job, a car, or a place...he just be hoppin from one friend place to the other cus his folks kicked him out the house cus he bad and he don't wanna better himself. Me and all my friends about to graduate from college real soon but my friend, J, aint cus she put her life on hold movin from one state to the other just to be with that low life niggah; we all started college 3yrs ago but J only has 6 college credits . When we started college she wanted to be a doctor but now she wanna be a professional organizer. So this niggah always be cheatin on my friend, treatin her bad, threatin her, beat her up, n he rude as fukc. They break up like 5 times a year and she always be blamin herself n goes back 2 his ass eventhough me and my other friends tell her not to, she say she in love; when they broke up last year she threatened to commit suicide but the niggah called 911 and they came before she could do anything stupid. Our friends dont talk 2 her nomore cus they all tired of her n that niggahs bull so I'm like her main friend right now cus I dont wana leave her in the dust but I am gettin kinda fed up with all the bull cus she dont listen. Anywho a couple months ago, this niggah and my friend got arrested cus the fukcn niggah had drugs in my friends car. They were driving somewhere and my friend told him not 2 bring drugs around her so when she found out the niggah brought some drugs to sell to someone she flipped out and the police saw the commotion and they found the drugs. The fukcn niggah lied to the police and told them the drug belong to my friend and my friend said it wasn't hers so they both got arrested. My friend got bailed out the next day but she got her court case coming up soon and she scared cus they found 10 molly pills in her car and some mary j. The law here says if found guilty you can get 10yrs in prison for each molly pill, so she could possibly be looking at 100yrs behind bars But now that her case is comin up that niggah tryna be all nice to her and act like he love her and ish and now she wanna get back together with him, I dont trust this niggah, I think he got something up his sleeves to try and make sure my friend takes the fall. And I been tellin her to stop bein in contact with his a$s and get a lawyer and forget his ass but she say she still loves him and wont stop loving him. My boyfriend told me to leave her alone and let her do what she wanna do but I just cant, thats my bish and I really dont wanna see her go to prison for that niggah. So my question is, does anyone have any suggestions that I can use to make my friend see this niggah for the trifling as$ that he is and get her to stop loving him before its too late?

binger: okay...how do u want the tutorials to start? Via PM? Cos i don't want us to derail the damn thread

Okay boo, I'm waiting on ya PM

binger: oh my luscious lips, should i teach u?...btw,seems u want me to beg scream it...WOO ME DEAR!!!!!

Hehe, yes teach me how to woo, I wanna learn your mad skills. Maybe you can teach me how to blow your whistle while you're at it

Mr knowitall.:
im in the US, the lone star state....Howdy!!!

but you know some tripods can't balance on all three legs naw

Nice. So we both Texans. You know what they say, "Everything is bigger and better in Texas" including tripods lol

binger: They said? I heard it from u...or,are u nervous now?

Lol I didnt say I wanted to woo you. I asked you if you wanted me to woo you. Blah anywho I dunno how to woo

I think its cheating since the relationship is exclusive. In EFWB both partners agree not to sleep with other people so when one partner sleeps with another person, it's cheating. Its basically the same as cheating in regular relationship only that EFWB doesn't have the "bf/gf" title or watev.

Binger they say im wooing you, watsup with that

Mr knowitall.:
have you ever seen a "tripod"? which country are u at?

Hehe yes I've seen a tripod, im actually dating one right now lol

And im in the united states. You?

caseless: ur 6:38 local time might be her 10 pm local time, dont u think so? No be every nlers dey naija u knw.

Thank you for that! Atleast you have some brain cells unlike HiiPower.

Mr knowitall.:
all their muscles are big

Maybe all the muscles are bug except for the 3rd wobbly leg

HiiiPower: fckwitme, you sleep on this forum
because no one is fcking with you outside the forum.
i'll pray for you.

that was soo funny I forgot to laugh! Its not even midnight yet sooo wtf are you on? Shyt niggahs be steady mobbing. When you get off whatever shyt you on, come suck my dikc!

Mr knowitall.:
you know what they say about guys with huge muscles

No I don't, please enlighten me

SniperInADiaper: Fine - even with the oscar the grouch face you got going on.

Lmao! Oscar the grouch! Wtf niggah

Uhh you muscles are huge!

Mr knowitall.:
Ok..wink wink ...but are you gonna show pic of the tatt? is that you in ur profile pic with the white guy?

Me and my boo thang
And nah he don't want my tattoo pics on the net

Mr knowitall.:
a Tramp + a Stamp = tramp stamp turns me on

Lol I aint say I was a tramp now, ima nun remember

modelmike7: . . . . . . . . . . Thats a very luvly way to start wooing a guy!

Yeah right, I aint tryna woo him. He got enough bishes that's gone be tryna woo him

Mr knowitall.:
do you know what the lower back tattoos are called?

Lol yeah I know they called a tramp stamp, I think they sexy so thats why I got it. My boyfriend thinks my tatts are hot, especially my lower back one...turns him on