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Politics / Re: Ekiti Governorship Election 2022 Debate: 6 Candidates Battle It Out by fuke(m): 3:19pm On Jun 13, 2022
many of you do not know what is on ground in Ekiti.
You are not even giving
pdp a chance. you will be shocked.
Politics / Re: How Tinubu Demystified The Cabal And Won The Hearts Of APC Members by fuke(m): 12:27pm On Jun 09, 2022
Starke:
Nairaland is doing all it can to shove Tinubu down our throats. How much did you receive Seun to be updating us with this crap?

What do we all expect. Everybody in this country is selfish. I curse the day I became Nigerian.

Tufiakwa.

Go to Guinea.

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Politics / The Grasshopper Has Broken His Hind-leg. by fuke(m): 3:12pm On Jun 08, 2022
I wrote this in April. With the conclusion of the APC primary today, it appears the grasshopper has broken the second hind-leg. I am reposting it for readers who missed the first article. Happy reading.
The Grasshopper Has Broken His Hind leg.

In the world of winged animals, there was usually a dancing competition to choose who would head them.
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There was a hawk on the throne, assisted by one grasshopper nominated by his senior brother, another hawk.
Time was for the hawk on the throne to leave for another winged animal to take over, as the headship was by rotation.

They asked the assisting grasshopper not to compete on the stage with his senior brother, the hawk, who was also interested in heading the colony.

At first, he was going to be a good winged animal, but some little flies goaded him on just because they also have wings.
One of them was a little grasshopper, which is actually a jumping bug (Alamutoto) by name Odujo.

This bug and other flies like houseflies and mosquitoes, spurred the grasshopper on against commonsense and morality.
Morality and good upbringing (omoluabi) capitulated to greed, treachery, ingratitude, and perfidy. The grasshopper entered the dancing floor.

On his first attempt to dance, he made a long tue-tue (microphone testing), as Fuji musicians are wont to do when they want to start a show.
In this frantic effort to impress the spectators that he could dance better than his senior brother, Hawk, he broke his hind leg.
Gush, the senior winged animal, winked and wondered with what will the grasshopper dance again.

Eni a wi fun, baba je o gbo.

Jide Omiyale (SME Expert and Amateur political analyst)

Politics / Asiwaju Goes For Broke. by fuke(m): 9:34am On Jun 04, 2022
I've read how angry some people are about Tinubu's recent statements, particularly his one in Ogun and his claim that Buhari should repay him for his support in 2015.

And I wonder what people expect.

Life is an abstract, and politics is an abstract even more so. What you see on the surface does not tell the entire story. Many things happen in politics that many of us are unaware of. Furthermore, Tinubu is a game master who must have a reason to say whatever he says.

We must also understand that Tinubu did not travel to Abeokuta to give an impromptu speech. Whatever he said there had to be approved by his team of advisers and assistants, who are top professionals in journalism, public relations, politics, phycology, and other related fields.

Asiwaju is beating a kole ya, koya drum. Allow it to burst if it is going to burst.

Consider the case of Ogun. Both Osinbajo and Abiodun are not on his side, and if the convention goes to delegates, Ogun will not give Tinubu a vote, as anyone can see. So why is Tinubu refusing to take his pound of flesh now? You still want him to beg them when he knows exactly where they belong.

Abiodun was not in the APC political equation in 2019 when Tinubu used his influence to enthrone him, and Asiwaju spoke publicly for the first time about how he recommended Osinbajo as VP. If he doesn't call Abiodun "eleyi" right now, when will he? To wait until he has been politically buried. They are both jerks, and they should be told so emphatically.

Many of us are unaware that, despite what appears to be a restriction of trade in contract law, when people are helped to political positions, they make gentleman agreements to pay back. I am confident that Buhari and Yemi Osinbajo made such concessions to Tinubu back in 2015. It is only fair that he asks them to remember the promise they made.

Asiwaju is not frivolous, we must admit, and he does not speak in any case. This is election season, and he needs to speak up.

He has not previously said anything negative about the president, and all he asks is that the president be nice to him in the same way that he has been nice to him. Omobokiri stated that Tinubu should have waited for Buhari to cheat him before reacting.

Who does that? I laugh. To wait until his head is severed before complaining. Outside of Tinubu, it is clear that Buhari and the cabal have a different game plan; otherwise, why are they constantly changing the goal post? What do Daura, Buhari's uncle, and Jonathan have in common? Why are they meeting if not to thwart Tinubu's plan? Jonathan withdrew when he realized he would be defeated in any election against Tinubu.

They truncated the statutory delegate arrangement, and when they realized that even with one delegate from a state, Asiwaju would win, they were talking about anointing somebody besides him, and you people want him to still be playing the choir boy?

They have gathered the wood to roast Tinubu, and what is left is to strike the match. You want the man to lie flat on the wood without a fight?

You think Tinubu is so daft not to know what Buharis intention is? He is not as daft as to not have a mole in the presidency. And he must have sent emissaries to the president on this and when he realized Buhari was not going to bulge, he had to let them know he had some political muscles.

He has to speak out and he is doing so, even if he does not become president, and it would be on record that he has fought a good fight. They have already made up their mind, and the only way to change it is for them to know that some people could spoil the soup for them. The only way for them to know is to tell them.

If they all agree on a consensus, so be it, but if there is just one dissent, let them vote. And if Buhari could use his influence to defeat Tinubu, so be it too. That is the only way to have peace in APC, and unfortunately, some people are praying fervently for peace to elude them.

Jide Omiyale (SME expert and amateur political analyst)

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Am The Only One In The 2023 Presidential Race by fuke(m): 8:32pm On May 13, 2022
Tinubu has precedence, others have lies.

Politics / Re: Tinubu Lands In Niger State (Pictures) by fuke(m): 7:42pm On May 13, 2022
This guy is gaining ground every minute.
Only a miracle will stop him.

You can have this book free for today only.

Politics / Re: Uzodimma, Buni Submit APC Presidential Forms For Senate President Lawan. by fuke(m): 7:38pm On May 13, 2022
Let's wait and see.
Meanwhile, you need a Biz.

Politics / Re: Buhari Condemns The Killing Of Deborah Samuel by fuke(m): 7:35pm On May 13, 2022
They stand condemned.
It's barbaric and ungodly to send an
innocent girl to untimely death in such a beastly manner.
Politics / Fayose Praying For Bisi K by fuke(m): 11:27am On May 06, 2022
Some people are claiming there is feud between Ex Governor Fayose and Bisi Kolawole, the PDP guber candidate for the June election. Fallacy, as both have set Ekiti “on fire’ with incessant political rallies. Here Fayose prays for Bisi K.
Car Talk / Re: How Can You Tell If A Car Has Overheated In The Past? by fuke(m): 12:00pm On May 04, 2022
ogawisdom:
grin

Once it's fan is connected directly it has over heated in the past.

Once thermostat has been removed, it has over heated in the past

Almost any car driven in Nigeria for 5 years has over heated esp when bought as naija used

Not exactly.
They advised many car owners to connect radiator directly to prevent overheating.

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe To Osinbajo: Show Respect And Withdraw From Presidential Race Now by fuke(m): 11:28am On Apr 11, 2022
The Judas has finally bared his fangs.
Politics / Re: 'Atiku is a Unifier' - Peter Obi Attends Atiku’s Presidential Declaration Event by fuke(m): 2:28pm On Mar 24, 2022
These people are greedy, self-centered political neophytes.
So they are not looking for presidency again but for VP.
Next, they will ask Jagaban to step down and their best are already queueing for VP.
They better concentrate on what they know best, spare-parts and okirika.

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Career / Re: Update On My Issue With My Boss. by fuke(m): 12:44pm On Feb 16, 2022
WillyWonda1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6983980/gave-boss-shocker-life


Sequel to my previous post about my boss and I.
It was a dramatic day for me yesterday. While everyone was enjoying Valentine's day celebration, I was summoned to a panel to explain my reasons for having to yell at my superior at work and not reporting to HR just like everyone has been suggesting on the comment section.
So I honoured the panel while a member of the board of directors was invited to hear from both parties.
My boss was emphasizing on the fact that I don't do the duties assigned to me, which is a BIG FAT LIE. Basically, he didn't have any cogent reason for his negative actions towards me. It was just pure hatred. I was then asked to talk, then I told the panel that since I was posted to his department, I've been getting negative vibes from him for no reason. I endured the whole hatred for 2 years and 3months under him without any retaliation.
Luckily, the MD had been briefed about the whole thing.
Now, i need you all to understand that I have a personal relationship with the MD.
So while the panel was ongoing, the MD called on zoom and interfered in the meeting. After hearing from both of us, he gladly ordered that my now EX BOSS be transferred to our portharcourt branch while someone else takes over with immediate effect.
Before I decided to yell at him, I had already made up my mind for whatever the outcome would be cos I had been pushed to the wall. Then the promotion even worsened the whole issue to the point that he couldn't hold the hatred other than to show it to me.
During pep talk this morning, y'all needed to see the look on his face. It was obvious he wanted me out, but to God be the glory, reverse is the case.

The MD later called me personally to admonish me about taking laws into my hands. I apologized and the whole thing ended.

I'm sorry for the long talk, but that's how it all played out.
Thank you all for your comments and suggestions. God bless us all.

You howled at your boss because you have a personal relationship
with the MD whom you knew all along would fight your case as he did.

Hmm. The MD is a simpleton who eroded discipline by siding with you to transfer your boss.

In saner climes, you should be disciplined, but this is Nigeria where anything goes.
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: NDLEA Releases Video Evidence by fuke(m): 1:51pm On Feb 14, 2022
I was supporting this guy, but with this I withdraw.

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Adverts / Nairaland Adverts For Amazon KDP/ by fuke(m): 2:11pm On Feb 07, 2022
Please, is it advisable to run nairaland advertisement for Amazon KDP books?
Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by fuke(m): 10:51am On Feb 07, 2022
Is it advisable to run ads on Nairaland for books on Amazon?
Health / Running Nairaland Ad For Amazon Book by fuke(m): 9:48am On Feb 07, 2022
Nairalanders?
Please, will it be advisable to run Nairaland ads for a book on Amazon?
Politics / Re: Governorship Ticket: Sanwo-Olu Rejects PDP's Offer - Gboyega Akosile by fuke(m): 1:50pm On Feb 04, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:


On whose side are you comrade

Tinubu is the head of GAC, so that's not an excuse

The truth is GAC removed Ambode.
At Oshogbo campaign, there was a meeting Of Buhari,
a northern governor and Tinubu where the northern
governor begged Tinubu to allow Ambode.

Tinubu said he would deliver the message to GAC as
he could not decide for them.

Getting to Lagos, Tinubu pleaded Ambodes' case again but the
GAC threatened, they would back off Tinubu himself if he insisted.

They told Tinubu that they were the ones called Tinubu not Bola Tinubu.

Only a cretin will go further here.

apart from the sacking of 25,000 workers, Ambode was arrogant to GAC individually.

On one occasion, he was said to have kept Aregbesola a felloe governor.,
waiting for a whole hour before he saw him.

Read this https://web.facebook.com/olajide.omiyale/posts/10217019388307776

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Education / Re: What Can I Study In University With This Result? by fuke(m): 12:07pm On Feb 02, 2022
Tetraninja:
I’m going back to school soon and I’m wondering what courses can this waec result get?
Maths C6
Biology D7
English C4
Further maths F9
Chemistry C4
Economics B3
Marketing C5
Civic education A1
Physics F9

No Physica and biology, so no way for ay science course.
Since yoy have English, maths and Economics, you may try accountancy or marketing.
good luck.
Politics / Re: Ekiti 2022: Fayose, Ayu Sold Out PDP To APC - Segun Oni by fuke(m): 10:41am On Jan 31, 2022
[quote author=seunmsg post=109826116]

Oni is the last man that will concede an electoral defeat. It is not just in him. He will soon decamp to another party and contest the governorship election.

Head or tail, APC is winning the next Ekiti election. Bisi Kolawole is a weak candidate that can’t pull the needed votes to defeat the ruling party. [/quote

Is the man from ikogosi ( Cannot even remember his name) more popular than Bisi K?
This is a straight fight between Fayose and Fayemi.
And when talking about politics, Fayose is miles ahead of Fayemi.
Already APC is in seriously fragmented because of the way Fayemi conducted the primary.
With the dismay performance of APC, Bisi K will carry the day.
Celebrities / Re: Blessing Okoro: Side Chicks Are Major Reason Most Men Are Still Married by fuke(m): 9:24am On Jan 29, 2022
woman with legs with different complexion.
One coke, one fanta.
see the last foto
Politics / Re: Seven Ekiti APC Aspirants Withdraw Amid Protest, Call For Cancellation by fuke(m): 1:38pm On Jan 27, 2022
DejiPlug:

It ends after everyone dies and proceeds to the White Throne room for judgement.

Matthew.6v33.

RIP Honorable Olayinka Obasa (Former Ekiti State Senator)

https://www.nairaland.com/6958501/honorable-obasa-seasoned-broadcaster-politician

Sleep well, Yinka.
An alumnus of DMGS (1967 -1971)
Webmasters / Re: Social Media Guru Needed by fuke(m): 12:45pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ynix:

It is best you promote it yourself, it is called shameless marketing

do not understand
Webmasters / Social Media Guru Needed by fuke(m): 11:01am On Jan 24, 2022
I need a social media guru tohelp promote my books.
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Politics / Re: Court Orders FG To Pay Nnamdi Kanu ₦1 Billion by fuke(m): 1:39pm On Jan 19, 2022
This judgement don te now.
Sooner or later you will own a business of your own.
No man is truly free, who works for another man.

Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Dances With His Oloris On His 51st Coronation Anniversary (video) by fuke(m): 1:35pm On Jan 19, 2022
Kabiyesi is enjoying but i bet it He knows what you don't know.
getting closer to nature. Doctors are ok, but nature is better.

Politics / Re: Fares Soar, Tension Rises As Anambra Fumes Over Tuesday’s IPOB Sit-At-Home by fuke(m): 10:49am On Jan 17, 2022
AbijaJ:
Smh. How ipob as a group managed to subjugate, zombify and instill fear in an entire region peopled by a supposedly educated and exposed ethnic group needs to be studied. Dem try.

The best Igbo brains are in Ladipo and Alaba markets.
Family / Re: American Woman Shocked To Discover She's Related To Her Husband After DNA Test by fuke(m): 5:34pm On Jan 08, 2022
If you stay close to nature, you are healthier.

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