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RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 12:12pm On Oct 07, 2014
naijaboiy:
Well i've told you all what's on my mind...

Because people like you who claim to be Christians are the real hypocrites and they cause stupid religious crisis here and there...

And you are not only a dissapointment to your generation,,but to the God you claim to serve undecided

Fùcking nitwit grin
What can be in the mouth of an Infidel if not blasphemous utterences.
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 12:01pm On Oct 07, 2014
naijaboiy:
now you want to form all meek and humble undecided

Just remove that big log of wood in your Fùcking eye before you remove the speck of wood in another person's eye angry

You Need God's blessings more smiley
Do i need to remove a log of wood from my eyes before i can advise someone to stop having pre-marital sex?
I can't blame you. U also engage in it urself and u see nothing wrong with it. U are one of those people that will open their foolish mouth to say there is no God.
U are a disappointment to your family.
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 11:42am On Oct 07, 2014
naijaboiy:
Just shut the Fùck Up angry

Fùcking Hypocrite

I also hope to see you in hell undecided

Rubbish angry
Believe me, hell is not something to play with. Infact, u should never wish ur enemy go to hell.
God Bless You.
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 11:25am On Oct 07, 2014
naijaboiy:
OH shut the Fùck up angryangry

I hate it when people try to form holier than thou undecided

You think because you attached 'Jesus' to your rusty name means you can come to preach rubbish to us huh

Just stop being a hypocrite angry
What is this one saying? If she were ur sister won't u rebuke her for having pre-marital sex?
It shows the type of person you are.
CRONIC AND UNREPENTANT SINNER
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:36am On Oct 07, 2014
jaydee87:
It shows how trained you are coming here and pretending u the best, funke I now girls like you. pretend to be the saint while deep down u ain't. tell me u dint av sex before 20? answer the question pls...
Sex is not food, okay. And why do u think it's everybody that had sex before 20. I'm sure u did. But i won't criticise you. I will only advice you to stop doing it. And also, stop m.asturbating (if u do m.asturbate).
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 11:15pm On Oct 06, 2014
Pervert1:
If you have a crush on me why not say it in private!
it is funny how everybody now think i have a crush on them. It is well o www.nairaland.com/1936441/she-always-reminds-me-she#26925103
RomanceRe: She Always Reminds Me She Has A Boyfriend by Funke4Jesuss(f): 11:06pm On Oct 06, 2014
realteflon:
is this how you attack guys you have crush on or its just me alone. for you to know I visit romance section. one thing is obvious, you av been stalking me all this while undecided
is this how you attack guys you have crush on or its just me alone. for you to know I visit romance section. one thing is obvious, you av been stalking me all this while
it is well o.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders How Do I Insert Images On My Nairaland Posts by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:55pm On Oct 06, 2014
funke4jesuss@dr.com
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders How Do I Insert Images On My Nairaland Posts by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:49pm On Oct 06, 2014
prettyboi1989:
Kindly cym/ if ur mail isn't wrkn is der a way we cud talk
why
RomanceRe: She Always Reminds Me She Has A Boyfriend by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:42pm On Oct 06, 2014
realteflon:
see me see trouble, it's obvious you're crushing on me.
It is well o! Do you think whenever a girl talks to u or says something about u, it means she's into u?
No wonder d girl is always reminding u she has a boyfriend.
Only God can deliver you.
Girl! Girl! Girl!
Woman Wrapper.
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:33pm On Oct 06, 2014
Tswaggs1:
y'all should "die on top my matter"....
I'm having premarital sex... Oya Kill urself.
Hypocrites!!!
Sorry 4 how we have been criticising u.
But please never marry a guy without your parents blessing. Love always cools believe me.
RomanceRe: She Always Reminds Me She Has A Boyfriend by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:08pm On Oct 06, 2014
realteflon:
she initiated the move first then I took it on from there. before we parted ways, I asked her for her number, she reversed it,I should give her mine she would call but I refused and insist she gives me her number. she called it out to me,I stored it. then she reminded me her phone was currently switched. then she asked my name.

now each time I call her,some how,i dnt know for this babe,she reminds me she has a boyfriend. I mean why make the move if you so want or have a boyfriend
Girl! Girl! Girl! Is there no other thing in ur mind? U don't know more than girls. Anytime u visit nairaland, u will quickly head to the romance section.
JOBLESS BEING
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 9:58pm On Oct 06, 2014
Tswaggs1 does the guy have a job?
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 9:51pm On Oct 06, 2014
Pervert1:
another slut?...this is not ok.
It seems u are the boy she's talking about abi...
AMEBO
RomanceRe: I Need Urgent Advice... I'm In Love With Twin Sister's by Funke4Jesuss(f): 9:39pm On Oct 06, 2014
ceospecial:
At least I created awareness I muttered....

On another faithful evening, I saw one of them coming back from lectures, and I approached here, this is how the conversation went....

Me : hello princess
Her: hi

She not waiting, I walked faster just to catch up with her
Me: sorry, Joy or Jane?
She: jane
Me: *being a little excited, I made my move*em, why I stopped you girls that day was to... *.... *
Jane: before it was joy and now me? Yeah, I get it *increases trekking speed by 10mph* I increased mine just to follow up...
*knowing the scenario I've created, I changed the chat topic*
Me: I don't mean friends as in date, I just me casual friends bla bla bla
Jane: *gets more angry but controls herself* are you a student?
Me: yes
Jane what dept..... Bla bla bla
That was how we parted ways that day, and me telling her that I just wanted to be on a casual level with her, even though that was not my intention...
I thought of the next thing to do, now that I've got the issue more complicated. I made up my mind that if I see them together, I will make my intentions clear, or if I see Joy, I will send her to Jane which would hurt her feelings which I know, but I didn't care, as long as it's me and Jane, no problem. But things didn't work out the way I planned. I went to fetch water in the neighborhood one morning when one of my friend alerted me that one of the twin was passing by. Me wearing a single and a short, I didn't even notice my outfit, I went after her...

Me: *yelling* hello,
She: *turns back and waiting * good morning
Me: *noting her to be Joy* it's morning already, how was your night?
Joy: *Smiles* fine and yours?
Me: great, I had many dreams which I can't remember
Joy: sorry, I'm having a fix class this morning and I'm kinda late
Me : *wanting to leave* okay no problem
Joy: *smiling*so if it were to be Jane, you wouldn't have waited?
Me: *dumbfounded* *Smiles sheepishly* I don't know.... So why I called you the other day was to make you know that I wish us to be friends and most times I stand outside my house, my only intention is to see your face....
Joy: *excited* since you said you would love to be seeing my face so often, I'm inviting you to our winners cell meeting, I hope to see you there
Me: since you will be present, I would gladly come...
And then we departed.....

I noticed that anytime I'm with Joy, I'm always free, but it's not the same for me with Jane, I'm always getting nervous without cause and I think she loves me but she feels inferior, maybe joy has so many admirers in contrast to her... That's my own perspective views. Please is it possible to still go for Jane? Seeing that she's the one I prefer over joy?
You were sent to school to study, u are busy chasing girls.
U ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOUR FAMILY.
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 9:09pm On Oct 06, 2014
Tswaggs1:
Y'all calling me names cos I said we'v done it severally thanks a lot I really appreciate it.... Btw he his the only one I'm seeing, what's the big deal. Trying my best here not pretend.
Even if one has made a mistake with something calling her names is not the best way to correct her..... But I don't care... Whatever name u choose to call me cos i've had sex severally with my bf doesn't change a thing abt me.. Gracias
We are only advising you to stop having s.ex. And infact, you are too young to be considering marriage at this age. Are u not supposed to be in school? Which kind of stupid love is that? It could have even been understandable if the guy is mature. But believe me, u are both kids. U think u are romeo and juliet now, but when ur eyes go clear, u will start looking 4 where to lay blames.
If u were my sister i would have beaten u to coma, that when u wake up ur face will be so deformed that ur romeo wannabe boyfriend will think twice, and would probably dump you 4 another slut.
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 7:56pm On Oct 06, 2014
jaydee87:
@funke stop acting all saint here, Abeg can u tell me categorically that u've not had sex? @op Dont mind ppl saying u did it severally to me doing it is not a problem and at 19 u old enuf to have sex cos the standard age is 18 cos @18 u an adult... but to the issue on ground, think u shud give him some time to decide again cos rushing in might lead to rushing out and Dont make a silly mistake by getting pregnant for him cos I know that will be the only way u both can get married at that age..... and most marriages built on that are short lived. whicheva way be wise cos only u can decide ur fate, we can only advice u...
You are a Mor0n. So sex outside of marriage is alright as long as the person is up to 18?
I can't blame u. U were not trained well by ur parents.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders How Do I Insert Images On My Nairaland Posts by Funke4Jesuss(f): 6:27pm On Oct 06, 2014
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 3:48pm On Oct 06, 2014
Tswaggs1:
My parent would totally disagree no point telling them.. And we done it severally@ur no2
You are a disappointment to your parents. They are striving hard to train u up to become a responsible person, while u are busy having s.ex about.
U ARE A LOST CAUSE
RomanceRe: Getting Engaged @19 by Funke4Jesuss(f): 3:39pm On Oct 06, 2014
boombay:
op,so the boy don enter your well... Seriously 19yrs and you've Done it severally and m sure he is not the first.... op in one word...









































you are a wh0re lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: ... by Funke4Jesuss(f): 3:31pm On Oct 06, 2014
Whizzdom:
She wawa pass chimpanzee

Buh she fit pass chimpanzee Beauty Contest sha ooo
U no even sabi spell. Ur head like coconut.
Na only to abuse the OP's sister u know.
EMPTY BRAIN

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