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Sports / Re: Football Betting Without Taking Any Risk, 100% Real.. by Funke4Jesuss(f): 1:59pm On Apr 02, 2016
What are our youths turning into this days? Gambling away their destinies. #Say_No_To_Gambling
Politics / Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:00am On Dec 12, 2015
kidgod:
A plane was about to crash and there
were only four
parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five
passengers in it .The first passenger was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant
die now". So he took one parachute and
jumped out
of the plane. The second passenger was
Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man
in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger was General Buhari and. he
said: " I'm
the person with the highest integrity in
Nigeria and my people still need me". So he took one and
jumped
out of the plane.Then the remaining two
passengers
left were Pope Francis and a little school
girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last
parachute,
I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl
replied "No
need for that. There are two parachutes
left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl
replied;
"General Buhari took my school Bag instead of a
Parachute"


Kidgod


Modified: is this bot mad? I said dullar.d how dare u change it to president. Like I don't know what I'm saying?

Its actually funny. But we are in the end time. Do u want to be caught in this state of life when the trumpet blows?

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Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 4:17pm On Oct 08, 2014
This davien just like baseless arguement.
What i'm i saying, what are you saying?
As a christain, pre marital sex is a sin. So, if i should say i wish God does not exist so that i can have pre marital sex as much as i like without fear of going to hell, how does it now relate with what u are saying here -
really.....so
because of the fear of hell
that is why you aren't
doing those things?....and not because of your
ability to mutually
respect and watch out for
your own and others
wellbeing?
How does my own pre marital sex affect ur well being?
Pls read and comment with your head.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 3:55pm On Oct 08, 2014
davien:
1. i have no belief

2.a since i have no belief....no there is no supreme "god" that i am aware of... nor could define
It shows u are an illeterate.
You said u have no belief because there is no supreme god that u are aware of or u can define. Then automatically ur belief is - You don't believe in a supreme god because u can't see him or define him.
Abi what u do u think belief means? It shows u are an illiterate.

b. no because the theists have failed to define and provide any evidence for their pre-drawn conclusions....
What do u mean by define? Only an illiterate does not know what the definition of 'god' is.
And because u can't prove something does it mean it can't be proved? Or it doesn't exist?

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Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 3:45pm On Oct 08, 2014
davien:
sorry to disappoint you madam but there was proof the earth was spherical....namely the horizon and other celestial bodies and circumnavigation
Ofcourse the proofs u mention had been there all along. But there was a time in history when men haven't discovered it. And do you even know someone had been killed in history before for suggesting that the earth is sphererical. Im sure u don't know that.

a wish does not make anything true...
I never said because i wish God does not exist therefore he does not exist. Or the other way round.
Learn to read with common sense, not assumptions based on what you want to hear.

really.....so because of the fear of hell that is why you aren't doing those things?....and not because of your ability to mutually respect and watch out for your own and others wellbeing?
Did i say i don't want to kill because im afraid of going to hell? Pls try to read with common sense.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 2:54pm On Oct 08, 2014
davien:
i never claimed you were brainwashed and i don't accuse people of "wrong belief"....the beliefs inherently reveal themselves as invalid....by mere questions.....get it?
Okay.
Let me ask u this questions:
1. What is your belief.
2. I will ask you to stop believing your answer in question 1 for a while, and answer this further questions:
a. Is there a supreme God?
b. If yes or no state ur reason.
We can take it from there. Just be sincere.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 2:42pm On Oct 08, 2014
davien:
lol....funke4jesuss... first off an unbelief is not a pretence....just an unbelief...or is your unbelief in allah a pretence?
U are right an unbelief is not a pretence. But i said i, not u.

what i can get from your write up so far is....
1.Atheists have a "pretence" and believe an idea of "no god";
This as i've pointed out is silly....and an idea of "no god" isn't an idea....you can't have an idea that doesn't have a definition nor proof..... e.g can you have an idea of a married bachelor?
Ur claim is just an assumption that if you cannot prove something then it doesn't exist. Back in those days there was no proof that the earth was spherical. So, does that mean it isnt?

2."god" has to be real else we are all loose canons;
If this is true why aren't atheists the most people in jail or commit crimes.....despite the veil of dignity around religions they commit vastely more atrocities than unreligious people...
What i said is that i wish God exists so that those that oppressed me won't go scot free.

3."hell" has to exists else i could do whatever i want;
Really?....saying something has to exists because of moral reasons is also silly.....before my example note that despite this claim by many preachers and you....they still r4pe women and young children....
What u are saying does not make sense. I said if i'm sure hell does not exist, i will be doing some things i'm not doing now.

4.The consequences of the "god" claim makes it justify-able to believe;
So why don't you believe in all gods then?....they all have consequences....why are you comfortable playing a roulette of one christian denomination against 41,000 ones?...
Despite this no one has to believe you because you cannot on your own validate if it is true or not...
.
If i walk up to you and tell you a quarxynoff is an alien that is hidden in your brain and cannot tell you how i know its true but keep telling you to have faith....and that you need to have a neuro-parasite lodged in it to survive....would you believe me?[\qoute]
still doesn't relate with what i've been saying.
[quote]
what if i hold out my hand and threaten to split an atom if i am not given 50 million naira?...would the consequence make the claim true?
No. Because i can prove that you can't do it.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 2:04pm On Oct 08, 2014
Weah96:


Then I will be provided with a genuine reason for all this hide and seek. The God will explain why he did everything in his power to remain hidden from me.
Lol.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 2:02pm On Oct 08, 2014
@ davien i think my post is as unbiased as possible. These are the points in my posts:
1. First i asked myself why should i (not you or anybody else) bother if there is a God or not. Then i listed the advantages i will stand to benefit if a God exists. And the things i might suffer if he exists and i say he doesn't. After examining both, i realized its worth my time to find out if he truely exists or if its just an imagination of human minds.
2. The second stage is where i will prove (to myself) without biases if he exists or not.
If after reading my posts u still accuse me of wrong belief, then i will have to say u are more brainwashed than myself.

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Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 1:42pm On Oct 08, 2014
After deciding it's truely worth my time to find out if a God exists, it gat me asking this question - What is God? These are the answers i found:
1. (in Christianity and other
monotheistic religions) the
creator and ruler of the
universe and source of all
moral authority; the
supreme being.
2. (in certain other religions)
a superhuman being or spirit
worshipped as having
power over nature or
human fortunes; a deity.
These definitions have one thing in common - A God is a supernatural being that has power over nature. So, what is nature? Nature is:
1. the phenomena of the
physical world collectively,
including plants, animals, the
landscape, and other features
and products of the earth, as
opposed to humans or human creations.
2. the basic or inherent
features, character, or
qualities of something.
The next stage got me asking this question - Is there any realistic proof of a supernatural being (God / gods) influencing nature or having authority over nature?
To be continued...
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 1:32pm On Oct 08, 2014
bossminded:


Tiwa isn't going to hell... are u to judge?? madam fear God o
I never said she is going to hell now. I only said, i fear i might go to hell if i become like her.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 1:14pm On Oct 08, 2014
What will i gain if there is no God?
The idea of No God seems great.
I could have s.ex with any hot guy i want without fear.
There are some really nice ways to make money (i'm not talking of prostitution), i could engage in such.
I'm a really talented entertainer/singer, i could become Tiwa Savage without fear of going to hell.
All these things and more would have been an advantage if there is no God.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 1:02pm On Oct 08, 2014
What will i lose if there is a God and i pretend he doesn't exists:
Well, only one thing comes to my mind - Hell.
As much as i like to believe there is no God, what if i die today and i realize my belief has been wrong. And infact, that God is angry with me for all my sins (including denying his existence) and then he orders me to hell 4 ever. Can i afford to spend 24 hours in a hot burning fire talkless of forever? Try putting your hand in a burning stove.
So, this made me to realize it is truely worth my time to find out if a God really exists.
To be continued...
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 12:51pm On Oct 08, 2014
davien:
[b] funke4jesus must the universe or reality obey what you want to be true or real.....? must there be a cosmic justice to the universe? If you were born....lived and died....should there be another life because you don't want to live a finite one?....

Does the universe owe you an explanation for your existence?
Those that have lived and died with the notions of an afterlife were they living good because of that belief or because they wanted to live a finite life the best moral way they can....?

If "god" is real why do many religions break up into denominations all based on the same texts and all claiming be the "one true religion"…

Is it a lie to keep re-assuring people of what you don't know and cannot tell to be true?

Is it immoral to base a way of life on texts that have prejudices and hate for the nature of human beings?

Why is it that these "gods" showed up in ages that didn't care about evidence and then left texts prone to mis-interpretation and interpolation...as the best evidence for today?

Why do these "doctrines of peace" contain gruesome acts of evil performed by these "gods"...

Why do religious people get infuriated when you are asking questions about contradictions about the being they worship?

In our daily life do we employ faith and pick any resolution to know the truth?.....then why is the "ultimate truth" needed to be believed by faith?
[/b]
Just read on now. Wait till i tell u what my discovery is b4 u criticise me.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 12:33pm On Oct 08, 2014
BodyKiss:


Are you for real? So your prove of God's existence is because people grow? Growth hormone, anyone?
lol. Trees, animals, insects e.t.c also grow. Does that mean they believe in God.

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Religion / Re: 18 Facts That You May Not Know About Jehovah's Witnesses: by Funke4Jesuss(f): 12:29pm On Oct 08, 2014
JMAN05:


We witness for God and Jesus. Jesus activities is as a result of him being a Jehovah's witness.

So when you proclaim God's means of salvation, and His messianic kingdom, you are bearing witness to God and Jesus as well.

We accept Jesus as our lord and savior. He is however, the lesser lord and savior. His Father is the Almighty Lord and Savior. He was the one who made the provision for a savior. Titus 2:10
I understand what you are trying to say.
But i will ask you this question. Lets say i build a house and rent it out to tenants. And i order the tenants to be giving the house rent to my son, and in turn my son hands it to me, do u think i will be happy if they try to bypass my son and come directly to me?
Thats how it is with God. John 3:16 He sent his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him will have an everlasting life.
How do you believe in jesus?
Ans: You have to accept him as your lord and savior.
And jesus also said, whenever u pray, ask whatever u want in my name (not jehovahs name). So if u do not follow this teaching, it means u are disobeying God. (thats if u believe Jesus christ is the Son of God and he cannot lie).
Read John chapter 5&6
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 11:58am On Oct 08, 2014
What will I Gain if a God exist?
- it gat me thinking about life. Okay, im very successful, rich, i have a great family, i'm very famous... And then i die. Then what have i achieved. I thought about people like Rockerfeller, Winston Churchill, Awolowo, Michael Jackson, Dora Akinyuli e.t.c. They are all dead. So, does it means after i die thats the end? Then whats now the meaning of everything. We just live, wake up in the morning, eat, go to work, come back home, eat and sleep. And the cycle continues the next day. Then i realize if there is a God, i will be able to live on even after i've died.
- Then again, i thought about all those evil people. People that murdered someone in my family and got away with it. All those people that steals our country's money and get away with it. All those people with power that i've wrongly oppressed me and i'm powerless to fight back, will they just go scot free? Then i realized it will be nice if there is a God that will punish these sorts of people.
- Again, what if i just find myself in an hopeless situation, won't it be nice if there is someone out there that is very powerful and can help me out?
So these are the advantages that would make me want to believe in a God.
to be continued...

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Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 11:14am On Oct 08, 2014
In order to find out the real truth, i decided to be a freethinker. And as a christain from childhood, i stopped considering myself as a christain.
And i also thought, Is it even worth my time to find out if a God exists or not? Why can't i just live the way i want (as long as i don't harm others). What will i gain or lose if he exists or not?

To be continued...

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Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:59am On Oct 08, 2014
RedBenson:


I never took her seriously. I knew she was just strolling around.
RedBenson u again. Anyway, u have successfully kicked me out of the sexuality section. Rocktation banned me for 7 days.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:55am On Oct 08, 2014
jonescyras:

cant believe my eyes!.. Werent you the one who convinced me of not doing something immoral in that alledge thread (thread and section withheld).. So you knew there wasnt God before telling me God frowns at immoral act?.. Redbenson, born2fuck,tunfol pls take not of this lady..
Pls don't mind the title. I have not yet stated my belief. Pls just follow the thread, and u will see in an unbiased view if truly there is no God, or there is.
Religion / Re: There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:34am On Oct 08, 2014
bossminded:
What if there is God
This is a really good question. Don't worry, as i keep u updated, i will provide an answer to this.
Religion / There Is No God? by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:15am On Oct 08, 2014
I've experienced lots of things in life that made me realize how brainwashed people can be.
And i kept thinking, what if all the things i've been made to believe are actually wrong?
The christains thinks they are the only one that is saved (whatever it means).
The muslim will say only islam is the true religion and every other persons are infidels and will be destroyed.
The atheists are strongly convinced that there is no God. And they also believe anybody that believes in a supernatural power has been brainwashed.
And one thing i also realize is that people's religious belief tends to be biased towards what their family's beliefs were. E.g if u are born into a christain home, u will generally think christainity is the only true belief. The same goes for muslims and atheists.
After seeing all this, i decided to find out which belief is true, without biases.
So, pls stay tuned to know what my discovery is.
Religion / Re: 18 Facts That You May Not Know About Jehovah's Witnesses: by Funke4Jesuss(f): 9:57pm On Oct 07, 2014
I like u jehovah witnesses for one thing - u are zealot about the things of God. But u are totally getting it wrong, and it may cost u your place in heaven.
U are meant to be witnesses for christ, not to be witnesses for jehovah.
The bible says no man can see God except through his son, Jesus. So, u av to accept Jesus as ur lord and saviour for u to be saved

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