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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 9:15pm On May 29, 2015
chowlade:
embarassed he's right to d Ibos caus d Ibos are known very well for beating their wives
Inferior Tribe.
Yoloba respecting their women and daughters.


40-year-old Man Arraigned For Raping Neighbour’s 7-year-old Daughter by dre11(m): 2:46pm On May 21
A 40-year-old commercial driver, Sesan Tianu, who allegedly defiled the seven-year-old daughter of his neighbour, was arraigned in a Yaba Chief Magistrates’ Court, Lagos, on Wednesday.

Tianu, who resides at No. 18b, Adetoke St., Bariga area of Lagos, is standing trial for child rape.

But the accused pleaded not guilty to the charge.

Earlier, the Prosecutor, ASP Godwin Anyanwu, had said that the accused committed the offence on May 3, around his residence.

Anyanwu said that the accused took advantage of the seven-year-old girl.

“As his victim was urinating in front of the house, the accused lured her into his parked commercial bus.

“He inserted his finger in her private part.

“The raped girl screamed but the accused covered her mouth with his hand and he further penetrated into the girl’s private part.

“The accused threatened the victim not to tell her mother.

“The raped girl’s mother noticed blood stain on her pant when bathing her in the night and morning.

“The little girl told her mother what happened to her and then the case was reported at the Bariga Police Station, ” Anyanwu said.

The prosecution submitted that the offence contravened Section 137 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State of Nigeria, 2011.

The Chief Magistrate, Mrs A.O. Soladoye, ordered that the legal advice of the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) on the case should be sought.

Soladoye granted the accused bail in the sum of N250, 000 with two sureties in like sum and adjourned the case to Aug.1 for the DPP’s advice.

NAN reports that Section 137 prescribes life imprisonment for anyone found guilty of child rape.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 9:07pm On May 29, 2015
OkutaNla:
Smh. I pity your wife coz you go don nearly kill am with beating each time she make mistake "hit you first with mouth weapon". Smh.
Like this yoloba woman below



See The Wife Stabs Husband, In Attempt To Kill Him In Lagos (see Photos) by ebiscoshadrack1: 7:36am On May 28
As gotten from a source..

"I want to share a real story with you which happened over the weekend about a couple that live in Olowora.

Isheri, Lagos Mr and Mrs Funsho Makinde who on Friday night in their flat had a heated argument which lead to the wife stabbing the husband on the thigh and arm with a big knife on a vein that led to the artery (and apparently this is not the first time she's pulled a knife on him)

My grieve here is that this woman is still allowed to walk on the streets of Lagos. It's absurd even the police men who came to the crime scene and took pictures, visited the man at emergency room in the hospital (LASUTH) after collecting 6 pints of blood, they still did not arrest her even though I believe they had enough evidence to do so...Read more>>http://mcebisco..com/2015/05/see-wife-stabs-husband-in-attempt-to.html
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 9:00pm On May 29, 2015
OkutaNla:
cheesy
Ewu


Man Sends Thugs To Pour Acid On Ex-Wife (Graphic Photo) by lolaxavier(m): 8:01am On May 27
One Ajayi Olatunbosun has been arrested by the police for allegedly hiring thugs to pour acid on his ex-wife, Bamidele Otakiti, in her shop on Adejobi Street in the Ajasa Command area of Lagos.

PUNCH Metro gathered that all had been well between the couple since they moved to Lagos in 2005 until a few months ago when a disagreement soured their relationship.

The quarrel was said to have led to their separation in February, 2015.

It was learnt that the suspect, prior to the divorce, had on several occasions accused Otakiti of adultery.

Our correspondent gathered that despite his discontent with the alleged act, the 47-year-old commercial motorcycle rider (okada rider) had pleaded with the woman not to divorce him.

It was learnt that Otakiti bore three children for Olatunbosun.

PUNCH Metro gathered that the two-man assailant team had come to Otakiti’s shop on April 21 at about 7.30pm, with a substance which later tested positive for acid. She was reportedly trying to give them change for some items they had bought when they poured the substance on her.

The attackers allegedly told the woman that they were sent by her ex-husband before they fled the area.

She was said to have been rushed to a nearby hospital, from where she was referred to the General Hospital, Ile Epo, for intensive care.

Olatunbosun, who lives on Adetoun Street, Abule-Egba, was apprehended after his alleged involvement in the incident, which was reported at the Meiran Police Station.

A police source told our correspondent that the Ifewara, Osun State, indigene initially denied the allegation, but later owned up after being thoroughly quizzed.

The source said, “He initially denied hiring the thugs. But after a comprehensive interrogation, he confessed, saying the woman had been flaunting her beauty and committing adultery. He is giving us useful information to track the fleeing suspects.”

Olatunbosun was brought before an Ojokoro Magistrate’s Court on two counts of assault preferred against him by a police prosecutor, Inspector Benson Emuerhi.

The charges read, “That you, Ajayi Olatunbosun, 42, and two others now at large, on April 21, 2015, at about 7.30pm on Adejobi Street, Ajasa Command, Lagos, in the Ikeja Magisterial District, did conspire to commit felony to wit: grievous harm and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 409 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State of Nigeria, 2011.

“That you, and two others now at large, on the same date, time and place, in the aforementioned magisterial district, did grievously harm one Bamidele Otakiti by pouring liquid acid on her and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 243 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2011.”

The accused pleaded not guilty to the charges.

Mrs. O.A. Olayinka, a senior magistrate, admitted him to bail in the sum of N500,000 with two sureties in like sum.

“The sureties must show evidence of means of livelihood to the court for verification,” Olayinka added.

The case was adjourned till June 25, 2015.

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 8:50pm On May 29, 2015
IGBOSON2:
That thug hit her first! He's at fault, and i hope she presses charges against the animal!
No, d loud mouth yoloba woman hit him first with her mouth weapon
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 8:26pm On May 29, 2015
eazisky:
Lol, i just confirmed how big IDIOTIC I am
Eya!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 8:22pm On May 29, 2015
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OkutaNla:
You just proved my point funkyboy. Your own kinsman is relishing the sight of a woman being battered by a man and you all are celebrating it, yet you have the effrontery to talk about an igbo men "cherishing" their women. Smh.

The whole world knows how expensive 'bride price' are in Igboland, hence why your men and women marry late in life coz they're busy saving up to pay the bride-price on their wives. This makes these men feel like the 'own' their wives, causing them to beat the shyt out of them at the slightest provocation. This is common knowlege bro, don't lie.

Yoruba women on the other hand won't put up with your shyt -- our women won't remain in a loveless and abusive marriage all in the name of 'culture'. That's why you find more of your women marrying our men than the other way round -- coz our women can't put up with your oversized egos and shyt.
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Jargon!
.expensive bride price Yet cobblers, carpenter, okada riders marry every Saturday in igboland. The fact is igbos hold marriage in high esteem. Igbo men take marriage seriously and know that raising a hand on a woman can end d marriage nd so u hardly see an igbo man beat his wife, But in yoloba, with their women loud mouth n insult filled cavity, unleashing such venom on a man most often touts results in fisticuffs nd battery Which ends in divorce or marriage abandonement Which is not even frowned at in yolobaland.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 8:16pm On May 29, 2015
eazisky:
and i have evidence of more than 50 igbo men that used their wives for rituals, is that not worse that a divorce? igbos are popularly knwn for richuals abi? oya deny
Ogun state South West is d capital of ritual, don't change fact. Just go to NL front page of last week n check.

Igbos only act ritual in nollywood movies to expose d heinous act, But yoloba owns and practice ritualism. Did u read about d fish farmer that was rescued in ijebu ode?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 8:08pm On May 29, 2015
eazisky:
Mumu, the last time i checked, it was an igbo man who killed his wife for cheating with his best friend in lagos, get updated,



i see no reason prolonging this thread with low-lifers like u
I have 10 yoloba wife battery case to update u for every single igbo case u will bring. Do u accept d challenge let's go there?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 8:00pm On May 29, 2015
oilyngbati:
The guy should have stabbed the yaloba bit.ch with an ice pick. She thought she's in Lagos, where she'll keep shouting.....Lagos is our landd, go back to your village grin grin
grin grin grin

Are u minding them, see as the woman threw away caution and decorum to d wind and forgot she is in another man's land.

In Lagos she would have charged at an igbo that behaves like her n remind her they are accommodation her and that she should be "grateful "
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 7:54pm On May 29, 2015
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OkutaNla:
Lol. You better soji yourself bro. Haven't you heard that igbomen actually have a morbid fetish for beating women? ? They are known for beating the shyt out of their women.

The goat is just acting true to type by excusing and hyping the battering of a woman by a man.
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Yet lagos magistrate court always inundate us with yoloba couples seeking dissolution of marriage over wife battery on daily basis.

Igbos have d least divorce rate and an igboman will b d last to raise hand on his wife cos they cherish their women unlike u lots that jump from marriage to another, producing bastards that turn to touts
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 7:45pm On May 29, 2015
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Gbawe:
Another cave-dweller. That cowardly fool, at best, will be doing community service currently or actually serving a custodial sentence at worst. No wonder a wretched criminal like you opposed Buhari passionately. A land of law and order, which Buhari can deliver, is a no-no for crooks like you brought up in ALUU-style jungles. Neanderthal fool.
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Stop opening ur ewedu smelling mouth. When u go to uk don't behave like u are in oshodi.

The woman got served for behaving like a rascal.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funkybully(f): 7:36pm On May 29, 2015
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Gbawe:
You are the only lousy person here. Effing Barbarian. The man assaulted the woman. There is no excuse for that. In civilized society, being loud should never get anyone physically assaulted but I would never expect a cave-dweller like you, drunk on prejudice against Yorubas, to see that the woman did nothing to deserve the assault she was subjected to by a vile, uncouth and gutter coward I am sure is like you. Some of you are simply disgusting because it is obvious prejudice has totally eroded your decency, humanity and sense of justice. Even a decent 5 year old kid would know the guy is in the wrong yet you disgusting bigots find a way to indict the woman of wrongdoing because you assume she is Yorubas. Let us hope your mother, grandmother or any vulnerable female member of your family is ever humiliated and physically violated like that publicly for being "loud". Silly and disgusting cavemen.
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This old fool, shut up!

U think the way u yolobas insult even unborn children u can get away with it elsewhere. Why did d woman insult his mother.

Uncouth words are commonly used to correct in yoloba. U see a mother insulting her daughter omo ale, oloriburuku, omo oshi, omo ale jatijati, werey etc. Over a little issue.

The Same loud mouth she took abroad.

Mtcheew! She should thank her star it's only slap.
PoliticsRe: Who Set 2015 As End Of Amnesty Program? by funkybully(f): 7:26pm On May 29, 2015
OkutaNla:
Lol. Hey Funkybully (such a ffoked-up and gay handle to call yourself, anyway....), you must be really pained that your lies have been busted.

It's obvious you all are working tirelessly to pit Nigerians against one another to achieve your Biafra fantasy. Well, for as long as you choose to spread false propaganda to subvert Nigeria's sovereignty, you all will keep getting disgraced.
BIG FOOL!
PoliticsRe: WIKE Flags Off Operation Zero Potholes With Julius Berger In Port Harcourt. by funkybully(f): 7:17pm On May 29, 2015
Serious minded governor in action, mean while apc governors are busy dancing nd having dinner while pointing fingers at outgoing pdp governors.

God bless Wike
AutosRe: Distress Sale-1997 Honda Bulldog @ 320k by funkybully(f): 6:50pm On May 29, 2015
fishy22:
V4 Engine
Picture of seat n engine.
PoliticsRe: Who Set 2015 As End Of Amnesty Program? by funkybully(f): 6:47pm On May 29, 2015
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OkutaNla:
Thanks OP for setting the records straight. It's those fuulish Biafrauds that are rabble-rousing. Watch them avoid this thread like the bubonic plague.
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Coward ape!

Go and shave ur tiger whisker u nematode from d jealous stricken South West, home of ritualist n rapists
PoliticsRe: Who Set 2015 As End Of Amnesty Program? by funkybully(f): 6:41pm On May 29, 2015
All these red oil gulping cowards running amock on cyberspace defending and massaging their slave master ego sef.
AutosRe: Distress Sale-1997 Honda Bulldog @ 320k by funkybully(f): 5:11pm On May 29, 2015
funkybully:
Please show front view , pitcure of seats n engine picture. 4 plugs or v6
Still waiting
PoliticsRe: President Buhari At The Mosque For Prayers by funkybully(f): 4:50pm On May 29, 2015
Am sure they were shouting "sai baba " instead of allahu akbaru
PoliticsRe: Someone Is Already Slamming President Buhari's Government by funkybully(f): 4:46pm On May 29, 2015
No excuses of time. Let's give him till next week if power does not improve He will see red. It's easy to criticize. We need to start seeing d change He promised from day 1.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Abandons Lunch For Mosque (Photos) by funkybully(f): 4:30pm On May 29, 2015
All these useless hypes sef. Soon buhari goes to toilet will make fp
AutosRe: Nissan Primera For Cheap Sale Of 320k by funkybully(f): 4:14pm On May 29, 2015
I smell scam, the first number is not going, d second number is not aware of any vehicle put up for sale.

Thread with caution guys
AutosRe: Cleanest Reg Honda Bull Dog 350k SOLD by funkybully(f): 4:00pm On May 29, 2015
270k, cash with me, show engine picture
PoliticsRe: Osibanjo's Daughter Denied Access To The Inauguration VIP Stage. by funkybully(f): 3:18pm On May 29, 2015
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tegbeyemi01:
Sum ppl no get brain I swear..only head of states nd distinguished guests were allowed dere..even body gaurds nd aides of world leaders were not allowed..pls observe nd use ur brain b4 writing trash..
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Stop cursing people, osibanjo should have known He is not going to a party. Did u see buhari's children or GEJ children there? It was an embarrassing scene. I sensed they would be stopped cos all the seats have name tags. So Who will they displace. They were turned back as I expected. This is not a family affair. U need to see How they were rushing after their father till the sss stopped them.

Osibanjo need to brush up, I understand it's his first public office
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Dancing At The Inauguration by funkybully(f): 2:58pm On May 29, 2015
See as hypocrite are hailing him. Meanwhile if GEJ did not show at eagle square today, it would have been breaking news.
AutosRe: Distress Sale-1997 Honda Bulldog @ 320k by funkybully(f):
Please show front view , pitcure of seats n engine picture. 4 plugs or v6
PoliticsRe: Photo: Igbo Girl Turn Hausa Because Of Yusuf Buhari by funkybully(f): 8:40am On May 29, 2015
godoluwa:
yoruba nt yoloba. honestly, Nigeria iz nt 1
Igbo not ibo. Truly Nigeria is not 1
PoliticsRe: Photo: Igbo Girl Turn Hausa Because Of Yusuf Buhari by funkybully(f): 8:39am On May 29, 2015
ijechikky:
Omg,I actually tot u juss a learner,now I knw theres somtyn more to it..

M done wit yu grin
tongue tongue tongue

PoliticsRe: Photo: Igbo Girl Turn Hausa Because Of Yusuf Buhari by funkybully(f): 8:18am On May 29, 2015
ijechikky:
Ds boy,
A big "L" is written on ur face..
Take a luk at hr profile pic,dos she in anyway look like an hausa girl?
Her face is obviously a fulani oval face with long jaw. U need to do a course on facial identification.

She has buhari kind of jaw fulanis are known with.
PoliticsRe: Photo: Igbo Girl Turn Hausa Because Of Yusuf Buhari by funkybully(f): 8:16am On May 29, 2015
mrcasanova1:
I think I now understand where all this is leading to and coming from.

I understand you now bro. At first I thought your usage of the word 'yoloba' was a typo. But now you've used it thrice, I see what it is.

Have a good day. And may God help us to fight away this tribalism that is gnawing at the delicate center of a Nation.
Amen. Only when u Stop writing ibo and write igbo.

Happy democracy day.
PoliticsRe: Photo: Igbo Girl Turn Hausa Because Of Yusuf Buhari by funkybully(f): 8:11am On May 29, 2015
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mrcasanova1:
My point is: I don't see the reason why you're trying to 'dodge bullet' on behalf of a girl you know nothing about.

She said her name is Amaka... Who're you to refute that claim? Are you are father? And why would she lie about her name (I am having non of that reason you gave in your original post)?
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I can go on twitter and claim my name is funke d dirty girl just for fun cos of d general misconceptions that yoloba girls are dirty. Does that make me a yoloba?

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