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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 9:48pm On Nov 29, 2017
See the way they yanked off that co-inefficient bayern otondo called sanchez!

grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:44pm On Nov 29, 2017
Chelshack and manshite struggling? Hmmm
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 8:35pm On Nov 29, 2017
MOBBDEEP:
Please folks & family, I need 850-900Pounds in my Domicillary Account at some good rates.
Who can be of assistance?
Thanks
cc:
Funlord
Try what's app!
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m):
So I hosted my only big sis on her birthday today with this treat.....spicy chicken wings, peppered fish, jollof and fried rice to boot!

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m): 8:21pm On Nov 29, 2017
merahki:
Thank you for keeping me on planet Earth!
Cheers...
Don't stop the cooking, ever
Your welcome... wink
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m): 8:13pm On Nov 29, 2017
merahki:
cheesy
Quick question before I leave for Mars....does liking a few smoothies count? I can do a few....
If not, hasta till whenever, I dunno how long my banishment will last...forever!!huh shocked
Oh yes! Smoothies definitely count because they are also healthy and quite tasty too! It's either veg or fruits for most people....
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 8:09pm On Nov 29, 2017
funlord:
$1000 paypal FNF left.......
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 4:43pm On Nov 29, 2017
$1000 paypal FNF left.......
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m): 4:34pm On Nov 29, 2017
merahki:
I am in medical practice, and always tell people to eat healthy - salads
But, I don't like (I even hate shocked) salads...
Shame on me
I went on a date to a Greek restaurant one day...and thoroughly represented badly, smh. I remember the fried asparagus I managed to eat with something near horror cheesy
Anyway, I envy people who eat salads the way goats eat grass...I always mentally slap them as they dig in.
Stick to fruit salads! Seems that is even healthier and tastier! Unless you also hate fruit salads then I'm sorry but you may have to return back to Mars!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 4:08pm On Nov 29, 2017
$6000 available for deposit into BOA! Midweek giveaway rate!
Business › Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by funlord(m):
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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 2:48pm On Nov 29, 2017
$2500 cash deposit into BOA available! Lowest rate ever!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:46pm On Nov 29, 2017
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atheist5:
because we have played tougher teams
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Just look at this one's excuse? Tougher teams like crystal palace and burnley I guess? Are we not also going to play every other team in the league? Is that why we are better than you in every department upon say we are bus parkers?

Abeg skimpledawg come carry some of these una catarrh brained under the flyover analysts comot for here!
Romance › Re: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by funlord(m):
^^^^^


Mumu don humble... grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:20pm On Nov 29, 2017
Griffon:
This was all I needed to see Mr Jemi.

I didn't throw down the gauntlet on this playing style thing, the debate is already on out there. I just wanted to bring it down here and make it clear that Utd are nowhere near the likes of City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Spurs in terms of playing good football.

I came stating fact, and you know how much I love FACT.
No be only fact...more like you came here to serve amala! It seems you don start to dey smoke again abi? Which good football when your team is lagging behind us in every attacking, defensive or team statistic this season?

Man united:

Attack:

Goals 32

Goals Per Match 2.29

Shots 203

Shots On Target 73

Shooting Accuracy % 36%

Penalties Scored 1

Big Chances Created 28

Hit Woodwork 5

Team Play:

Passes 7,159

Passes Per Match 511.36

Pass Accuracy % 83%

Crosses 327

Cross Accuracy 20%

Defence:

Clean Sheets 9

Goals Conceded 8

Goals Conceded Per Match 0.57

Saves 39
Tackles 192

Tackle Success 63%

Blocked Shots 61

Interceptions 161

Clearances 317

Headed Clearance 150

Aerial Battles/Duels Won 950

Errors Leading To Goal 2

Own Goals 0



Matches Played

14

Wins

10

Losses

2

Goals

32

Goals Conceded

8

Clean Sheets

9

https://www.premierleague.com/clubs/12/Manchester-United/stats?se=79





Ogogoro men:

Attack

Goals 24

Goals Per Match 1.85

Shots 173

Shots On Target 67

Shooting Accuracy % 39%

Penalties Scored 0

Big Chances Created 20

Hit Woodwork 2


Team Play

Passes 6,631

Passes Per Match 510.08

Pass Accuracy % 83%

Crosses 236

Cross Accuracy % 19%


Defence

Clean Sheets 6

Goals Conceded 11

Goals Conceded Per Match 0.85

Saves 32

Tackles 245

Tackle Success % 72%

Blocked Shots 48

Interceptions 148

Clearances 311

Headed Clearance 174

Aerial Battles/Duels Won 919

Errors Leading To Goal 0

Own Goals 2



Matches Played

13

Wins

8

Losses

3

Goals

24

Goals Conceded

11

Clean Sheets

6

https://www.premierleague.com/clubs/4/Chelsea/stats?se=79


Till jesus comes back you shekpites can never be viewed as a more attacking side than united. Regardless of our struggles against huddersfield and Brighton!


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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 12:27pm On Nov 29, 2017
Jdesigns:
As far
I am with you on what's app!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 12:17pm On Nov 29, 2017
funlord:
$1500 fnf paypal available with your morning coffee! Mr Ariel money strikes again!
Romance › Re: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by funlord(m): 10:46am On Nov 29, 2017
[s]
Alwaysking:
Fool how much are you worth? that's your boss money not your money, see this poverty stricken doofus. cheesy
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Romance › Re: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by funlord(m):
[s]
Alwaysking:
[/b]

Lol are you done barking? am sure you have gotten an award for your stupidity. or maybe you haven't eaten this morning, you know what send me your bank details let me send[/s] a token to you. cheesycheesy Ayam waiting.
...https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=sold+to+funlord&search=Search


Waiting for what? Useless poor idiot! Go to the business section and ask about funlord the boss! Read that link and go through those amounts and weep! Even seun and the moderators are beneficiaries of my business savvy! I'm sure one of my cars can pay for the entire money your parents must have spent raising you to become such a well trained _imbecilic bastard! I hate proud empty online only chest beaters such as yourself!


Savage Olodo!
Romance › Re: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by funlord(m): 9:51am On Nov 29, 2017
[s]
Alwaysking:
Lol that was then bro, but now I'm making it big, bringing out my old post won't help you. it only makes you stupid, and for your information I do stay in Lagos/minna, now get that into your empty brain. cheesy
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Useless lying beggar! All those posts were made in 2017! Now you are contrite after being exposed for the empty vessel that you are? Just shut the _fuck up and go and wait for your parents to give you lunch! .....No wonder all these Little girls always slap most of you around like _bitches!

Get out of my sight joor....Nonsense!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m):
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Romance › Re: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by funlord(m):
[s]
Alwaysking:
So much stupidity from a broke nigga claiming of making 400k monthly, look at how tattered and unkempt you are, please just shut up, and for your information i don't beg, people beg me, I earn up to $1000 to $2000 working online as a email copywriter,affiliate marketer and email marketer. and I do this part time. I'm not even talking of other lucrative business I just recently started. swerve please. cheesy
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My friend shut up your dirty mouth abeg! All these poverty stricken monkeys on romance section that have no level always making noise! You people are all a disgrace to the real men on this forum! Explain this then! I thought you stay in VI? Fool...

Alwaysking:
Nairalanddss it's not fair o..i've been droping my acct number and quoting u buh u haven't sent anything ur pocket will never run dry and ur enermies will be put to shame Ijn
Alwaysking:
i'm not that fine sir, just kinda fustrated. it's only you that can make my day boss just with any amount, pls don't ignore my post sir. my acct number still remain Firstbank:3051843707 God bless you unlimited. grin
Alwaysking:
Guy wire me any token make God bless u too nah grin
Alwaysking:
my androi d phone have a problem so i'm not using it, currently using a small nokia phone and can't register with it, just want a quick exchange
Alwaysking:
Bro i stay in minna too, remember i have been asking for ur help since when u started giving out with ur nairalandss moniker, i don't undestand why u have been ignoring my mentions o? Is it because i'm not female? Please help me bro but if you can't i won't quote you again. God bless you for your kind gestures tho.

Firstbank:3051843707
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 7:46am On Nov 29, 2017
$1500 fnf paypal available with your morning coffee! Mr Ariel money strikes again!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:06am On Nov 29, 2017
elrony:
Ogbeni, carry your wahala dey go. Lemme enjoy the 3 points, when we drop a shitty performance I'll have cause to complain.
You get time to dey reply fools! Na cancelling of posts sure pass....
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 12:00am On Nov 29, 2017
funlord:
$1500 FNF paypal available for dumping!
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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 11:53pm On Nov 28, 2017
These 3 numbers have been impersonating me and many other known traders today. They just scammed acets a few minutes ago but we have charged back the funds! Beware...they create escrow groups and claim to be other traders while they tend to run off if a proper escrow shows up...

08069767905

08139061214

09074776662



Mynd44
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:18pm On Nov 28, 2017
[s]
Vanquay:
For your age that home theater is an embarrassment...Take a tip from your mates like Nihilkstt
[/s]


Quote me again and watch me humble you like I have done for the past 3 months!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:39pm On Nov 28, 2017
Lingaards movement has really been excellent tonight! He is having his best game ever in a united shirt!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:32pm On Nov 28, 2017
Excellent! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:25pm On Nov 28, 2017
Fantasticooooooo!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:19pm On Nov 28, 2017
Goooooallllllisimo!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:58pm On Nov 28, 2017
Finally finished my home theatre room and this would be my debut game in it! Abeg make united no dull oh! cool

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