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Romance › Re: My New Ugly Face. Picture of iLegend [Picture] by funlord(m): 1:44am On Dec 04, 2017
Mariinee:
Dear Sir...I have been looking to show you appreciation after you murdered Mr Alwaysking without remorse. You are too wicked. grin grin
No shaking dear...I detest bullies and broke loud mouths like him! Some of them don't know that the real bad guys on this forum move in silence.
Romance › Re: My New Ugly Face. Picture of iLegend [Picture] by funlord(m): 9:45pm On Dec 03, 2017
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Amarabae:
"you are handsome "
Is that not what you wanna hear?
Does it pay bills niqqer?
Get your black ass up and go hustle for money,
OK dear?
Leave slaying for us, its a woman thing, it belong to us
grin
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Just negodu this one?

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 9:40pm On Dec 03, 2017
funlord:
$2000 fnf paypal available!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 5:25pm On Dec 03, 2017
$2000 fnf paypal available!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 4:37pm On Dec 03, 2017
JoshMedia:
and that calls for celebration?
Don't mind that piglet. Once you see anyone jubilating when people lose money just know that it is probably an old pained scammer with a new moniker! Now that we have collected the money back that the traders lost maybe he can finally commit suicide!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
SailorXY:
you get time o.
for someone who claims he played football to some level, I'm quite surprised as to how he views the game but then maybe not so surprised when I remember he played his own football in Benin City grin grin grin

na so so laugh I just dey laugh since I read that comment.
Played which soccer? Sunday after club shayo league abi inter departmental university champions league? No be so skelemark sef claim say him na cr7 "in his playing days" come say based on his analytical skills make conte go sign one gbef called kryzwozniak wey dey west brom for their own ogogoro team? Say the guy na the world's best DM on current form! The same player wey never enter stadium for almost 2 months now! Coach wey buy am don already collect sack letter? New coach don show still continue dey bench the so called "world's best dm"....na the stick wey dem dey use beat am these days for their thread!

Abeg leave all these iya basira analysts abeg!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:58pm On Dec 03, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSUkq2JCYes


Official highlights of the wozing!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
elampiro:
Did we not lose the midfield war? If not for DDG, we would have been roasted. One granny Assist, plus poor defensive body balance by Koscielny in a battle of muscle na con be say Pogba do play pass Ronaldo and Messi



Kai! Make I hear world there.
When United reverted from setting the pace to counter-attacking at speed, Pogba was crucial. That tactic is only achievable when you have a player who is calm in possession, and who can make the correct decision under pressure. His two assists speak for themselves.

The second was sublime. Arsenal had pulled one goal back through Lacazette but the United defence managed to wriggle the ball out to Lukaku. The Belgian held it up well for Lingard, who played in Pogba. The Frenchman proceeded to make a mockery of Koscielny, holding off his international teammate as he rounded him in the box and centred for the unmarked Lingard to score. As the entire stadium, players, fans, managers and staff lost their heads in the moment, Pogba kept his to decide the game. That is the sort of decisive, unique talent United expected – and have benefited from – when they spent £89million on him two summers ago

http://www.football365.com/news/arsenal-1-3-manchester-united-16-conclusions



These are the words of Matt stead...An award winning soccer analyst that earns millions per week writing and analyzing soccer for the u.k's number 1 soccer blog........who sabi you even for benin?
Crime › Re: Diamond Bank And Its Poor Security On VTU Cost My Sister Her Money. by funlord(m): 1:17pm On Dec 03, 2017
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cupidkef:
I came home on Thursday 30th November 2017 to hear the sad new that my sister's phone got stolen...She accepted the theft in good fate and moved on with her life not knowing that another calamity is looming.


NOTE:
#Her number is connected to her bank account.
#She leaves account debit and credit alerts on her phone.
#Although its an android phone,she isn't a fan of Lock Codes,so her phone was open.

After 2 days,she went to the ATM to withdraw money from her diamond bank account that was connected with the stolen phone,but she received the shock of her life when she saw -INSUFFICIENT FUND-,on checking her Account balance she discovered that her Hard earned 30k was gone......

After much inquire from people, I got to know that diamond bank Vtu procedures doesn't not have a provision for PIN or CODE before the transaction can be carried out......WHICH MEANS THE GUY THAT STOLE THE PHONE RECHARGED FROM MY SISTER'S DIAMOND BANK ACCOUNT WITH EASE,which is never possible when you are banking with top notch banks(UBA,FIRST BANK,ZENITH)


This just concluded my assertion that Diamond bank is only for kids.....The ain't serious in anyway.

THIS SHOULD BE AN EYE OPENER TO ALL.
NEVER LINK YOUR NUMBER TO YOUR diamond BANK.

MEANWHILE CRIMELANDERS IS THERE ANYWAY I CAN TRACK THE B*STARD?



Mynd44, OAM4J
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Complete nonsense!

Crime › Re: Baggers Kill Eiye Cultist In Delta After "Bullets Refused To Enter His Body" by funlord(m): 12:06pm On Dec 03, 2017
Our oil otondos doing what they do best!
Crime › Re: Couple Cooked Their Four-month-old Baby Son In A Microwave After Cracking His... by funlord(m): 12:04pm On Dec 03, 2017
Ofe junior? huh
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 9:25am On Dec 03, 2017
funlord:
$3000 fnf paypal available on demand!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 9:15am On Dec 03, 2017
Demaureen93:
Unblock me from WhatsApp let's talk
Update:

We have currently retrieved all the missing coins from this woman's wallet! Gladly this brings an end to all the drama she created yesterday for the traders. Going forward anyone who trades with this moniker should use 2 escrows if possible and should also NEVER send first to her! And she must also never provide alternate account numbers to receive payment but only her real account! If possible someone in her home state should meet with her. Left for me I think a ban would suffice but I am not the owner of NL!

Happy sunday!

Cc: anuz rozayx5 dominique
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 8:17am On Dec 03, 2017
Ethereum needed! If you have contact me with your rate!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 8:13am On Dec 03, 2017
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Olojomayowa:
this is interesting......... So you people do scam each other claiming its only new account that you can't send to first......Now that you have sent to old account hope you have been paid?Lol
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Shut up!
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m): 1:25am On Dec 03, 2017
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ewa26:
funlord guy’s I will like to apologise to you ok, Probz honestly that okro soup doesn’t look nice but you are normally good cook so I go let you off ok, erm sorry I thoyhht the beef had become tolotolo ok, erm I’m sorry guys ok huh huh

just leave me alone!
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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m): 11:15pm On Dec 02, 2017
elrony:
Ayam not understanding what you wrote up there huh
Whenever that faulty test tube psycho baby quotes you just cancel the wankers posts and summon the mods!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 11:08pm On Dec 02, 2017
Macfortune:
You're mad for involving me in this.
Did I offend any god by knowing you?
Why must you use my account to scam anyone?
Madam, you better sort this out yourself and pray I don't get into trouble.
I don't know you in person but I swear, you and your family will pay if this gets out of hand. Remember I never told you to scam anyone, and never you near my inbox again...
Stupid girl.
This is the real owner of the bank account that demaureen93 uses to trade! I found him through facebook and linked his number to his nairaland profile! His story is one kind but he is claiming he does not know her and that she approached him online but he still allowed her use his account for her trades and he said he also gives her a percentage of their trades by sending her recharge cards?

I was now curious as to why you would allow a stranger use your account to receive funds that you claim you do not deal in? And also why he was also giving her a share of payoneer and bitcoin funds that belong to her? How will you settle a woman for her own goods? Anyway I have his pictures, school information, real and full name and pictures and he is in owerri! I have shared all this info with rozay and the other victims and I would appreciate if others ask him the same questions that have been baffling me! The plot thickens!

Cc: mynd44 rozayx5 anuz
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 10:11pm On Dec 02, 2017
rozayx5:
You killed yourself when you lied to Us that you have funds to pay

U will pay dearly for this. That I can promise u
She does not want us to concentrate on that account owner that is why she is now singing this tune of the account is not mine! Anyway no one cares! When the account owner sees stress he will bring her or him out!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 10:04pm On Dec 02, 2017
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Demaureen93:
Hello all, as regards to the recent shit I'm into, I sincerely apologize to all this had affected negatively.
My most apology goes to Funlord who has threw away the trust he had in me; I never knew something like this would happen.
As per the account details, they're not mine, but I don't blame Funlord for saying I'm the owner. I deserve anything I'm getting because if I had not involved myself in this, this wouldn't have happened.
I understand that he trusted me and told me to wait to get the coins in the wallet first before paying when I asked to pay (would have insisted the guy sends payment to his bank account before the Bitcoins are sent to his wallet, I believe his intention would have been known if Funlord had insisted he gets the naira equivalent in his account, but I don't blame him cos he trusted me).
I would have used my wallet, but the coins are much and i can't pay for the charges.
As it stands now, Funlord has really dealt with my reputation, and according to him, there's a police petition against me.
He also suggested I get my boyfriend involved to see how he can help make the payment.
Note: Rozay sent $1,000, Anuz sent $100, and Akashi sent around $24 to the same wallet.
I've traded with Bdavis multiple times as a middleman and they've been successful, but since today turned out this way, I have the options of standing up, looking for a way to pay all involved, paying them, or transiting into another world.
God forbid it that I be a middleman again cos I've learnt my lesson.
I'll try my best to pay everyone involved.
If anyone knows if there's a way of retrieving sent Bitcoins, please come to my aid.
NB: The account details belong to someone else, he's neither a scammer nor me.
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....it seems you are crazy! You want us to ignore that account? You have been trading using another person's account? Lovely! You have also refused to provide the details of whoever you are claiming scammed you? Well that person who owns that fidelity account will bear the brunt of paying your debt. Maybe when he or she faces the music he will reveal who you really are!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2017
Tabbaz:
However, I saw in the chat posted that she was a middleman in the trade and the person she sold to is the one that scammed her.

Please if I'm right, let the lady come out to speak her side of the story.

Note: she should be ready to pay back this fund ASAP if she's indeed innocent because nobody ask her to involve in mitm deal. This is similar to the way Yomieluv scammed us.

Funlord you are part of the escrow in this deal so I will mention you so you don't skip this write up of mine.
We really don't care about whether she was scammed by anybody! She should go and find her lover that she claims scammed her! Our case is with her and her alone and she will be the only one whose name will appear in any petition and whose account will be frozen and who will be dealt with! Only an idiot like her would come and do mitm for someone you met on facebook without holding cash while lying to both the escrow and the seller and that might even be a story because she was still trying to buy funds even without paying! I have already called fidelity to report her account.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:19pm On Dec 02, 2017
Olosho gayners!

grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:03pm On Dec 02, 2017
Actually a red!
Romance › Re: Photo Of My Apartment Has Gone Viral - See Screenshot by funlord(m): 7:57pm On Dec 02, 2017
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Lizzdeb:
Sohuh Should be fry egg??
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angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:53pm On Dec 02, 2017
Spy360:
Again Arsenal has been the better side. Just bad luck and some tint of foolishness.
Una pussy dey very wet and sweet....always a pleasure bae...... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:38pm On Dec 02, 2017
Offside of the millenium?
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 6:52pm On Dec 02, 2017
$3000 fnf paypal available on demand!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 6:48pm On Dec 02, 2017
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Elnino4ladies:
I see arsenal wining this.
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Look at this blind bat!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 6:46pm On Dec 02, 2017
See rape? grin
Properties › Re: Photos Of My Apartment After Renovation For Christmas -phoros by funlord(m): 6:28pm On Dec 02, 2017
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Airforce1:
We are already on the twelfth month of the year and Christmas is days away...
Had to thrash the unwanted stuffs and bring in something new for christmas.

Even if we never blow, we still cool but won't stop pushing .

Pikin wey work hard suppose bubble


Bigger Apartment when it's necessary but right now , living alone is bae.

We don't work hard , We work smart.
It is too late to fail, Amen.
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This area father again?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 6:06pm On Dec 02, 2017
Time for some action! Nice to see matic in there!
Business › Re: E-currency Exchange Services by funlord(m): 5:46pm On Dec 02, 2017
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Demaureen93:
Hello,
You don't need to stress yourself about exchanging your hard-earned funds anymore.

Come for your fiverr withdrawals via PayPal.
Purchase and Sale of Payoneer funds.
Purchase and Sale of Bitcoins.

I buy and sell at mouth watering rates.

So come for a Smooth and Swift Transaction.
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Nobody should contact this bastard! There is a police petition against her/him already!

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