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Romance › Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by funlord(m): 9:31am On Jul 24, 2017
stanleyalpacino:
Bros don't waste your energy on a decorated swine... Put it to good use on this shima wey i wan sama you grin grin
Guy.....bring this control to me! Exchange things!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FzbOim-3zY


Tominay.....impressive


Martial.....one leg in one leg out

penalty takers....horrendous

Lindelhof....senseless penalty

Fellaini....Smfh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m):
Mentions:
coward searching for his maker
Cowardly Thief! Anini! Shina Rambo! Barawo! Deziani! Abacha! Oleeeeee! grin

Phones › Re: Tecno N7 5" Android Phone by funlord(m): 8:59pm On Jul 23, 2017
efjaysharon:
30k. slot
What's your what's app number
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 5:18pm On Jul 23, 2017
Egonne1:
Yes boss!
Your phone is off that paypal guy is ready!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 2:35pm On Jul 23, 2017
emmanuelike:
Yes he confirmed receiving the naira,

Meanwhile, $25 PayPal left.
No wahala! We are in talks....
Technology Market › Re: Longer Lasting Laptop Battery ⚡⚡ For Sale by funlord(m): 2:32pm On Jul 23, 2017
lymelyte:
How much is Hp laptop charger? 19.5v 3.33A?
Oga post your whats app number so that I can contact you! Why the need for all this secrecy? My pm is not functioning!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:54pm On Jul 23, 2017
chidexxy007:
Seconded. With his changing of agent and d links united has wit the said agent, I think it's just a matter of time..
If verrati is available, united should do whatever it takes to bring him to OT.
Read that post I made regarding what mourinho said this morning about our remaining transfer targets! He said he can manage one instead of 2 but that definitely he must add 1! Veratti should be that one and then perisic can chillax! Veratti has already told psg that he needs to bounce,he is now sharing the same agent with poga and romero....if ed woodward misses this chance then he should be fired!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:42pm On Jul 23, 2017
adebayo201:
i think PSG are seeing what we are obviously denying; game time. We shouldnt allow him to go not even on loan.
As ive said bfr, there's enough games to be played this coming season and i'll like Martial to grab the opportunity when he's call upon... As someone said earlier, we should include him in the deal. Moreover, we cant have more than 10 outfield players at a time. He should just grab his chances that's all
Veratti should be signed whether martial stays or goes! Verrati is on another level!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 1:19pm On Jul 23, 2017
PietroRico:
see as you just dey happy..
Happy on top this munkulu case? I dey laugh at the irony ni! As I retire from flogging am e come be like say many other assassins wan continue from where I left his carcass! All man know say I no send the guy but the _fag just wan die on top my matter.....Lmfao!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 1:03pm On Jul 23, 2017
agrovick:
Make I just lay low, be like people dey study diss as degree. All these one for just one person
Ol boy if a child continuously chats _shit then he is definitely going to keep getting banged! He was trying to throw sly shade at me as usual like the pure bred hate filled dumb coward that he is only for one of my niggas passing by to take am personal come stab am for that him trunk! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:54pm On Jul 23, 2017
patrickmuf:
Of course I know Kolarov is off to Roma, I just used him as an example because someone around his age can still do a good job while being contented with a place on the bench if and when Shaw is fit.
I didn't opt for a younger player because Shaw might just come good and to be honest, I'd be a shame to have a fit Sessegnon or Shaw dusting the bench match day after match day...
Sessegnon is the new shaw! Who better to have as a role model? And he is 17....he will be glad to sit on man uniteds bench and wait for opportunities! Scholes sat there? Ronaldo sat there? So who come be ryan? It will even be to our advantage having two similarly talented left backs fighting for that spot and ryan might even bench shaw sef....that's left back sorted for almost 10 years with those 2..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:31pm On Jul 23, 2017
patrickmuf:
I want us to go after a seasoned LB someone like Kolarov who can still get the job done and won't mind a place on the bench when Shaw is fit. Two of Smalling, Jones, Young or Darmian should be shown the door.
Kola wetin? Abeg he has joined roma sef and he is terrible defensively! Young is trying to get to stoke, smalling is now a bench option and the club is even trying to shift him...Jones is searching for a new clinic to sign with.....the full back/defender hybrid I think we should go for is marquinho...anywhere in defence is where he can play and he is always fit and will gel with his fellow Latin American bros Valencia while Brazilians always bring some gbedu in their boots! Sessegnon for me as an option in LB (young, talented, scores goals, dribbles passes, does not send anybody even though he is 17 and would gladly sit on the bench for shaw and co..while stylishly benching them)

Na woodward dey dull us now....some key men have missed pre season training opportunities with us!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:08pm On Jul 23, 2017
patrickmuf:
We can get Veratti for 80m pounds, not comfortable with the idea of including martial in any player plus cash deal.
Martial can go on a season long loan in search of his groove back or he can stay and hustle but Verrati will add more to our side than martial anyday!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:58am On Jul 23, 2017
psg want martial but may be willing to let veratti bounce for £60m.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 11:52am On Jul 23, 2017
DriveByKiller:
the problem with you is you always like to take cheap shots at people instead of manning up and quoting him directly. He gave his opinion as he saw fit and didn't warrant insult.

You're an everlasting bastard, an insecure , sadistic imbec!le with hereditary attention deficit syndrome.

Whenever the spotlight isn't on you, you whine and hiss like a junkie going cold turkey.

Aren't you the slobbering frog-eyed bozo who was so lonely you started creating stupid fictions as sexcapades? You even uploaded screenshots of a supposedly high class chick you met on social media and it turned out it was an automated answering bot you had been conversing with? Crosseyed psychoneurotic madman!

When you're not yapping about America and white chicks to get attention like a street prostitute, you will be writing in bold coloured fonts like a lowclass, curb h00ker to involuntarily force our eyes to your insecure posts.

I will not be surprised if you have sexual identity crisis as no fullblown male with blood flowing unobstructed in his phallus has your level of attention-craving and jealousy, not to even mention the gay colours you chose to deliver your posts in.

You're a highly recommended idiot whose idiocy is strong enough to slow down the data speed of Nairaland. I wonder if you were born with an absentee father or a mother who tried multiple abortions to flush you out when she discovered your DNA donor has the honour inferior to haunting dogs.

If you give one third of your time you give to people here who make you feel like the derisory buffoon you are to your studies, your mother would have stopped wearing weave-ons hiding her thinning greying hairs to attract funds to upset her debts of your flight ticket.

Heck! her pussy hasn't gotten her default alignment since she started wh0ring to upset the debts she incurred to have another go at your oblique existence.

Keep wasting your NGO charity student funds on the internet. Soon Nairaland will become the only location your anxious family can find you.

Self-eating reprobate!
See wetin olu of ibadan just collect again from one of ibime cousins! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 11:30am On Jul 23, 2017
nateevs:
Mate. Sometimes it is more honourable to accept defeat than trying clap back with dry stuff. Take some absence. Blame it on anything. . . Like you were in discussions with hunchbacks to prove a point... Or something related. You know?

Just go away for a while mbok
You cannot recover from that.
See better advice from his psychologist? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 10:54am On Jul 23, 2017
patrickmuf:
But but where is that Mentions of a guy? Funlord, any idea?
Probably Still crying in pain and embarrassment into his mama's rash filled laps I guess? While also staring at my moniker daily with his real cowardly account right here in hopelessness! wink
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 9:42am On Jul 23, 2017
Timitunechi:
pls I need 100*5 iTunes cards to buy urgently ....pls contact 08147787059 or quote .....pls no used cards and u.s cards only ... immediate funding once cards are verified
Escrow for life!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:11am On Jul 23, 2017
F9 FOR MADRID!


"I can guarantee that he's not going this season, and it is my feeling it will be very difficult for him to go. He is a very honest boy, very straight. He was contacted for a long time. The club was closed, then we opened because I always have this feeling that, when a player has a desire to go, I don't like to stop them because, in the end, you don't get what you expect from them. So we open it, discussed it and then we decide to close and I think the feeling from him is very good. So I am happy and 100% he stays with us But for now he is going nowhere!


As for the rest of our targets, Names are difficult for me because the players belong to other clubs. The players are in pre-season, and the managers and owners are not happy if you talk about them. The same as me But I never hide my plan for the team in my second transfer window, which is to get four players to give balance to the team in all the different areas. But with the development of the market, getting the feedback from Mr. Woodward and analysing from a distance, it is very difficult.


If the club has no chance to give me the four players then so be it. I like by group and I will go with them. But I still have my hope that I can have a third player. Who knows about a fourth, but at least a third."


Jose Mourinho....www.skysports.com
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 8:54am On Jul 23, 2017
lymelyte:
Please I want to buy amazon gift card. Anyone have for sale?
You want to buy and you have no what's app number that you can be contacted through on your profile? Dey there...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 8:40am On Jul 23, 2017
Una sure say vangay never drink sniper so? Or na the fear of what lies within ibime's 2nd strike don hold am? grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m): 8:34am On Jul 23, 2017
Fhemmmy:
God is watching you in 3D oh
Breakfast is served boss!



Roman curried noodles, scrambled eggs, sprinkled onions and hash browns! kiss

Politics › Re: Biafra Is Fantasy – Charly Boy, Former Pman President by funlord(m): 7:57am On Jul 23, 2017
aragonchuks:
Just look at [color=#000000][/color]what you wrote ?can you read meaning into that ..
And the worst you are a graduate...
Chai i wonder how people reason
Will you shut up and get lost with your pained and non comprehending ass!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:27am On Jul 23, 2017
sammy042:
Which time is man united vs real Madrid? I need to watch this match hope is not midnight match
11pm naija time!

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