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The ban pain my guy reach bone marrow sha....

Breakfast is so served....."French fries, fried plantain,veggie egg omelet and peppered sauce".....

ayo527:
can anyone here vouch for Sleezycarter?

cc funlord

Done about 2 escrow deals for him....but I've done that for countless people so follow your heart

Chidoskey59:
Good Afternoon everyone


I think its time to set the records straight with the transaction we had with Funlord,

Sometimes last year, I gave funlord a transaction of $3250. He paid the sum of N1, 091,740.  About a month after, he called that his client in the US claimed the fund was bad. He sent two screenshot the client sent to him, stating the 3250 was being interogated. 


Sanky and I informed the person that sold the fund to us. He is actually a Bureau de Change owner in Lagos and he requested that we send him a Statement of Account showing the 3250 debited any thing more concrete to show the matter is under investigation. He said if we can get the document, he will use it to also track the person that gave him the fund and get our refund.


We told Funlord to supply the statement as requested and he could not. We believed funlord anyways, and we started making efforts to recover the money in question. We wrote a petition to EFCC to take up the matter and help us investigate and get a refund.

The Copy of the petition, with the stamp of submission to EFCC was sent to Funlord for his verification and documentation.


Coincidentally we had a transaction going with the same person at the time, and we decided to hold N500,000 of his money and said to Funlord, while waiting for the approval from EFCC to take up the matter. Funlord confirmed receipt of the money and even stated it here that he has collected "Half" of his money. The balance remaining now is N591,000. We are currently waiting for approval so the authority can help us recover the remaining funds and bring the people behind it to book. Funlord does not want to wait for the process to be completed. Everyday, he calls in his usual baritone voice making threats and screaming on top of his voice. For a refund that is completed by half and a petition with the nation's number one anti corruption agency (which Funlord has a copy of), what more does he wants but to wait patiently for the wheel of justice to take its full course.


In summary, these are the facts:

1. The current balance of Funlord is N591,000. (If he has other evidence to show that another transaction we gave him went bad, he should provide it and we will take it up. The only evidence we have currently, which was submitted to EFCC was the 3250USD. 

2. The matter is already under investigation and once approval is given and the person taken into custody, Funlord's balance of N591,000 will be retrived.

3. The issue is already before the law, so there is nothing any one can do but to wait patiently till its concluded.

4. That tremendous progress has been made in this regard.


We remain committed to providing our esteemed clients with clean source of forex. However, we source from other people when we don't have ours and that was the case with this particular transaction which we are committed to solving.

Big Thanks to everyone that has reached out to us privately to get the details of this transaction. We appreciate you.

Cc: debby516


All of a sudden he claims he has no records of all the information we sent to him from the US. Well thank goodness you are a barrister. Let me quote him for posterity! And mr Chidi as you are aware I have all the screen shots and bank records warning you on the day you made the payment on behalf of her that I suspected these funds were not clean. And your partner also said you refused to notify him of this problem even after you had all the evidence in your possession for 2 months prior to when we contacted him.

There is no lie that you and he have not come up with but luckily the owner of the cash Is returning to nigeria today. After all its not my fund but I represented her after you met me for sales. She will finish what I have started so keep waiting for the Efcc that has refused to approve your case even though your partners bros works there! Time for stories is over! We gave you all time and grace but you were all forming delay tactics and no network. Kindly face the consequences. Good luck

Linkfield:
I must not miss it today.
Because if I go offline now, I would come back to meet many deleted posts

Yes brother we shall not miss today's carnage. By the way I hope you don't go "missing" too after part 2 of barca vs shekpeteri? As it stands una don carry one leg dey talk bye bye to champions league aleady so abeg no forget my N20,000 after the second leg loading soon....una must die for Spain so barring any miracles I expect to see you in my what's app asking for bank details after 90 minutes.....at least month end don reach....... ;

"I'm a fan of LUKAKU. Forty games now, 22 goals, it's the hardest place to play football and the hardest position on the pitch - that and the goalkeeper. It's about how many games you play and how many goals you score.

"He does a great job. He's not playing in a team that's filled with cute and clever passers of the ball. A lot of them are crumbs he's feeding on. I think he's doing - not a great job - but a very good job in the team he's playing in.

"I think he's a handful. I think you can get in a race with him but you can't outmuscle him. Maybe out-think him occasionally, but I think he's a proper handful."




Graeme Souness........www.skysports.com







Even liverpool legends are feeling the "jam body master".......

Lana1:
Lol. Be like say this one's tv just dey boot finish!!

Tv or canopy?

atheist5:
mehn my time to wail is now, oh if my wailing nor make sense to you,na you know,nobody understand the wailings of a widow

Na wa oh! See as painment don make man turn into widow? Anyway even if una turn into trannies it will be par for the course as long as na "shekpeterry fc clan"...abeg we get gucci, ck or basic marks and Spencer hankies so which would you prefer? These your tears are causing me to have multiple orgasms....wail on SIR? MA? Or na SIRMA sef?

Hajiya Airmark desperately trying to analyze the wozing with ibime and nihilist while blaming everyone including even the jail house cooks from nairalands Texas affiliate correctional facility....

atheist5:
[s]what do you guys think of morata disallowed goals?,as far I am concern though,Chelsea will be playing Europa league next season and conte is a stupid man[/s]

Wetin dey worry you na? Oga abeg no dey try use my name as an excuse for that better wozing....its not a crime to be an impotent striker...biko free me...

0gbeniLeyqute:
Hilarious story.

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I know even know wetin that egbon they talk with that epistle.....we played well? Abi na ref collect alert? Abi na e remain small if for be draw soup? Abi na don't blame our under performing gbefs? Abi na because ferguson and don rooney been dey watch? Lwkmd

All the while conte and their players still dey try pick their premolars and canines from old trafford bathroom floor.....such delusion

elrony:
Not at all... na that foolish1095 dey derail this place with shiity pictures upandan

E be like say him parents don drop pocket money so MB don increase this week or maybe his twitter feed no load on time

soberdrunk:
SO THIS WEEKEND NOBODY COOKED EGUSI SOUP?

Ask and ye shall receive..

Abeg make person play me the cassette of all these hidden posts wey I dey see so....it seems some pained ogogoroites tried to turn this zanga into Syria due to painment in HD....

eph12:
Everyone knows cruxificio is a loser na. At a time he was viewing the thread as a guest

That guy is just pathetic! As if trolling comes with wages! Tufiakwa....make him go learn from them nihi or Griff etc....

WafOil:
This guy Segun Alex Ajayi : 08117276810 claim to live in Abuja, he has once sent me a whatsapp mesaage that he has a car shop in Abuja.

But his whatsapp status doesn't look like a genuine car dealer

Lol....he is a great thief! He is the same chap as tobisky23 and almost 15 other monikers! He scammed some traders of $5000 on thursday but the funds got blocked in his associates wells fargo account in the US so now they are in better trouble. The bank accounts he also gave to the traders are also going to be frozen by them in due time so more stress loading. Car dealer? He does not even own a keke...lwkmd

He is currently hiding out in abuja but he may be planning to run back with his big shapeless skull to lagos soon. He tries to scam me at least twice every month but he fails every time...he has so many numbers so there is no need bothering about this latest one. He has been ranting on what's app about me posting his details here but he is just an empty vessel! Look at the ogre here....his real name is Ajayi oluwasegun alex

Cc: funsho2016

See as them beat person like thief wey go steal meat for iya basira pot!

Bailly aka "the rock" is back!

See ending....blue monkeys drunk off ogogoro oya begin to cry as usual!

Oasis007:
An injured Bailly is far better than Smalling!

Even with crutches bailly is better....I am sure these are smallings last 3 months as a united player...

This matic needs a rest.....are the reserves only interested in being reserves...someone should push for a shirt now that herrera/fellaini are gone...and why not throw gomes and Chong into this team since he has already added them to the champions league squads....some times risking these x factor type young boys can lead to something great!

HenryDion:
First time in here. Don't know how this works, but I will be glad if someone guide me.

I have over $300 in my domiciliry account. How can I convert to naira? Bank rate is ridiculous.

Use the number in my profile...I will buy your dollar and pay you the naira equivalent since I have a dollar account with diamond bank!

Gboliwe:
I was shocked to my bones at his audacity!

I called him out and mentioned Tabbaz, I didn't see any action taken against him. He will still scam someone else and I will be expected to show empathy. Lie!

I can't understand it myself! Is it that these mods don't see the mentions involving scam or what? Let's see if they will finally take action now or not! That's why I mentioned osewa.