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Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by funmisticqueen(f): 1:58am
Offpoint:
I see, baby girl what scenario is not the same? Lose of source of living = depression = suicide
tell me what the difference is.
a lot of difference
Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by funmisticqueen(f): 5:53pm On Sep 24
Offpoint:

Baby girl... only those who understands what love means will understand my comment.

I will ask you a question, your answers will determine the level of your understanding.

if your boyfriend was in a life threatening situation e.g accident and the doctors need 800k to save him and you're the only one person on earth he has left, and you have 820k in your account.... will you save him or not?
I need an answer.
love indeed. this is very different from that scenario because no one is dying here. You cant compare the two scenarios please. Do not vex me.
Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by funmisticqueen(f): 5:51pm On Sep 24
kkins25:
1)guilty conscience 1.5) no emotional attachment to sidechick. 2)children 3)relatives 4)reputation 5) the african dogma.
lol, men have everything to gain from a marriage
Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by funmisticqueen(f): 5:56am On Sep 24
Offpoint:

If you truly love him, help him out in his darkness hours, stand by him, he needs whatever helps you can render now than ever.
We say "love his all about sacrifice" dear, this is the time to show how far you can go for love.

Do whatever you can to help your man back to his feet, remember when you needed him he was there for you without weighting loses. I know it's not easy, but do it. Nature has a way of rewarding our good deeds, and our evil deeds.

stand by your man
please this is blackmail of the highest order. Dont use your heart, but your head
Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by funmisticqueen(f): 5:51am On Sep 24
emmaodet:


Saff, good evening. Did you just say you can't give your hubby 700k?
Waoooooo, what a life but it is okay if the man raises 700k to set up is wife?
Then am beginning to wonder if relationships or marriage really Worth it sef, i think it is all scam.
Why? Because am 32 yrs old and 5 yrs in marriage and have taken loan of 2.5m twice making 5m to set up my wife who is a graduate but has no job but unfortunately we lost the money due to bad business plan and preparation.
Now the question is, assuming my wife is the one working but am jobless or struggling when we were dating, will she marry me? Probably not because she will think am not ready to settle down or not in are level as the case may be but since am the one on advantage, it is okay for me to go down and pick hevup, dust her up and support her but when it is the ladies turn, they will dump our ass.
The question still remains, does relationship or marriage really worth it for guys at all? Just thinking
if you think relationship/marriage isn't worth it, ask cheating husbands why they cant leave their wife for a sidechick?
Romance / Re: The Nigerian Girl And The Mentality by funmisticqueen(f): 3:22pm On Sep 23
ariesbull:


I can’t marry a man who doesn’t have a job and earns a decent salary enough to take care of a man, wife and at least a child.
I can’t marry a man who can’t afford at least a 2-bedroom apartment.
There’s a minimum level below which I can’t go.

If I were a man, I would NOT marry a woman who doesn’t have a job, or self-employed with something that earns her at least enough money to take care of two people.

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Most men I meet now want to know my level of education, what I do for money, and my future ambition. These are the FIRST few questions they ask.
I do NOT blame them at all. These are also some of the FIRST SEVEN questions I ask.

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Dear ladi
Gone are the days when you will graduate, do NYSC and sit in your “papa house” with pancake on your face, waiting for a Prince Charming to come and rescue you out of your money-less husband-less state.

MOST men now want women who are earning, and ambitious. Even rich abroad guys.
Do you know why “abroad guys” like nurses or girls who are interested in studying nursing or medical courses? It’s because it’s pretty relatively easy to get a job as a nurse or healthcare professional, almost anywhere in the world. These guys don’t want liabilities who would depend on them for money to buy sanitary pads. And they also want someone who will serve as a backbone, hold the forth and bail them out IF they run into financial crisis.

But then, most importantly, get something doing for YOURSELF and for your self-esteem and self-preservation.

When men graduate or attain a certain age, they start hustling to earn at least enough money to start a family. Girls should be doing same. At least, make an effort. Your vagina doesn’t incapacitate you.

Every female human has a vagina. That’s about half the world’s population. What makes you stand out from other “vagina-possessing” humans?

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Happy Sunday, and God bless you. ❤️❤️❤️
dear ladies, if this poster is a woman, then she is what we call bob the builder. A true alpha male would like to know her background true, but to get someone who will pay bills with him? Only losers behave like that. Upon splitting the bills, he will still cheat. ladies be wise.

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Fashion / Re: Peel Off Lip Stain, Gloss by funmisticqueen(f): 7:10am On Sep 23
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Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Wants An ABORTION by funmisticqueen(f): 11:04am On Sep 22
paul1995:
Nairalanders i need your advise, my gf got pregnant and it is three weeks old she wants to abort the baby in a clinic but am somewhat skeptic and worried about it firstly;

*the thought of flushing out my blood
*secondly what is the risk associated with it cause this is her first time
*thirdly our school and the disadvantage it will bring
* my age am just 23
*our boths parent the disappointment they will feel afterwards if they hear the news..

Am financially okay i live in a three bedroom apartment with my two brothers and i also have a ride and a hostel am building so i got some good investment down....


I need a mature advise should we flush it out or we should rather keep and face the consequences of family and train the child together who knows what he might become ..??

Does having a child at an early age stops me from achieving my goals in life ?

Please no insult no one is above mistakes ....
please abort it. if you are not ready for it, dont have it. Also make sure it is done by a professional, not a quack.

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Romance / Re: Help I Am Between Life And Death,i Thinking Of Sucide by funmisticqueen(f): 9:10pm On Sep 21
saturdayblog24:
my problem is fhat when i gained addmission last year i kept on seaching for online business to do i vwntured into blogging on the wrong platform wordpress.com later i discovered and left,stull spending the little money my parents givee.
later i stop attending church ,this was a spiritual problem,i will read and not understand ,i refuse to write my second semester exam,but it can be corrected,to cut story short later my parents gave me 100k8+ to keep for second year,mean while they are not aware,i did not write exam,guys it was not my clear eye,some of my family people are troubling me,nairalanders pray for me,this may be my last time in this forum ,i am thinking of sucide,because no hope after i spent the money buying a facebook group,enrolling a local web bootcamp,and employing a professional to work on the blog(saturdayblog24.com),i have big problem thw thing is not as i expected my rent is almost over and the guy said the blog can not bring mobey,now i have nothing in my accoynt,i am thinking of sucide,to save my self because my father is sick,things are not well at home,if he hears this he may die of hypertension,pls good hearted people you can help by donating ,i need about atleast 50k ,40k house rent and the rest i will keep it,before my blog bring money,i have no one to help me,my only hope is nairalandrs,as this may be my last time,i survive ,i am going back to church,evil people have been controlling and trying to destroy me,but now i have been release by God pls me .

here is my details
acct number;3119656085
acct name;acha emeka
first bank of nigeria,


please help,as i am between death and life here in UNN ,pray fkr me too,if i eventually die oe not,I am not okay emotionally and mentally now,because alot of this are passing through my head pls ,i am in UNN nsukka,pls pray for me.
have you killed yourself yet, either end up in yabaleft or have one semi literate to deal with.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Sophia Momodu Over Reaction To Beef With Linda Ikeji by funmisticqueen(f): 9:04pm On Sep 21
UgwuAghachi:


Kemi has three children and she's spitting trash allover social media like a dog with rabies. She didn't marry the fathers of any of her kids. I wonder what that one will teach her childeren
baby mama is baby mama, whether one kid or a football team. marriage isn't for everyone
Romance / Re: Ladies!! Keeping Sanity In Your Marriage/relationship In The Face Of Infidelity by funmisticqueen(f): 6:20pm On Sep 21
princfred:
Op, how much money do you contribute to his life per year? Have you been the one feeding him? So what gives you the right to even shave his balls talk more of cutting it off? Why should men still look forward to marrying these ladies with dark minds who are more inclined to dwell more on scenarios that they can use justify and execute their latent barbaric mindset instead of dwell on how much she will contribute to him?
only guys with nothing to offer ask dumb questions like this, might as well buy you and make you my houseboy
Health / Re: 1.8m Abortions Committed By Nigerian Women In 2017 — PMA2020 by funmisticqueen(f): 6:08pm On Sep 21
Niyi9002:
Inaccurate figure. I think it should be more than that.
it is more tgan that

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Dimokokorkus Blasts Linda Ikeji, Says She's Lying To Nigerians by funmisticqueen(f): 5:51pm On Sep 21
allanphash7:
What a name



Dinocockroach
lol
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Sophia Momodu Over Reaction To Beef With Linda Ikeji by funmisticqueen(f): 5:40pm On Sep 21
1stCitizen:
N100,000 price for anyone that can answer the following question.

1. Who gave the lady in this picture an engagement ring?
that is a rosary eing on her right hand

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Sophia Momodu Over Reaction To Beef With Linda Ikeji by funmisticqueen(f): 5:34pm On Sep 21
UgwuAghachi:
Yoruba ladies don't have shame.
linda ikeji is igbo
Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by funmisticqueen(f): 4:30pm On Sep 21
SonofDevil:
wizkid call his son a gay can u prove that except u dont understand sacarsm.
wizkid told shola not to kidnap his son in the chat does that mean wizkid is calling shola a kidnapper or he is trying to checkmate her ulterior motives
tife taking weed at home
shola should free wizkid and stop the emotional blackmail she is not legallly married to ayo.
hungry hoes take pills to fuc-k their struggling boyfriends but open their legs wider to take celebrity dick without minding protections in order to pin down and use them as meal ticket.
imagine asking wizkid to give her money for business wizkid does not owe her poo cos she is not legally married to him. she is just a one night stand .this hungry hoes have done series of abortion for their Bleep-mates but they will be formimg morals when they see celeb they want to milk
u are dumb AF.
Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by funmisticqueen(f): 1:14pm On Sep 21
SonofDevil:
so do know the conversation that goes on between wizkid and his son when they meet.??
davido richer than wizkid can you prove that
wizkid has more busy schedules than davido .
wizkid dont stay up to 2 weeks in nigeria but davido does.
deadbeat father dont pay rent
deadbeat father dont pay vacation fees
deadbeat father dont pay childsupport.

if u re bittered about it ask shola to sue ayo to the court.
deadbeat fathers accuse their 4yr olds of being gay and tell him to touch women's assets. Deadbeat fathers expose their children to such environment and allow him to take weed home. Wizkid is a bad influence on that boy.

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Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by funmisticqueen(f): 6:06am On Sep 21
SonofDevil:
if u read the chat carefully wizkid always request for his son to see him whenever he is around for him to spend some days with him.sometimes wizkid does video call through facetime with his kid i dont know what else the lady wants.
maybe u want wizkid to abadon is job to come and be carrying his baby on his back everytime in order to appear as a good father.
appear, what of actual visiting, what of asking how school is, if he is bullied? what are his dreams? , what kind of father tells his son to touch women to prove that he isnt gay? Any facetime he has with his son is because the woman has to force it down his throat. if wizkid is interested in his son, he would make out time for him, even davido that is richer does the same. Wizkid is still a deadbeat dad
Family / Re: Ifeoma Nwaka Gives Birth To Quintuplets In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by funmisticqueen(f): 10:03pm On Sep 20
henrydadon:
Congratulations to her. Now the government should show up and assit her
why?
Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by funmisticqueen(f): 9:57pm On Sep 20
iamrammy:
we haven't heard from wiz yet so i won't conclude, but from these chats i think, she has been constantly using the son to make demands and the boy is fed up, cos it's more like whenever she calls she wants to ask for something in the name of their Son....Damn she is too bitter, she needs some good dicking!
like school fee and consent form, of course she needs him for that, did she ask him for gucci shoe and Brazilian hair? No, you dont undersrand true fatherhood
Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by funmisticqueen(f): 9:55pm On Sep 20
in my opinion, she should cut whizkid from both she and the boy's life.
Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by funmisticqueen(f): 9:52pm On Sep 20
SonofDevil:
Bleep up for what exactly??
i read the chat all through i didnt see anywhere wizkid default in payment of child support
African men need to realise that fatherhood is more than paying school fees, it is about taking an active interest in your child's life, he should be able to relate with you and u should enjoy each others company. Wizkid is not a father and a lot of men have this mentality which is so sad.

A lot of mothers end up playing the part of both parents and you would wonder why many successful kids prefer moms to dads, rendering dads jealous and making them die lonely with regrets in old age.

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Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by funmisticqueen(f): 9:43pm On Sep 20
Buffalowings3:
He pays for everything and the useless bitch thought she has a point.
How does wiz keep his sanity?...
Texts everyday of the week.. that gets tiring
Bitch was happy to blow money on vacation then cries foul the kid isn't being taking care of. undecided
Blood sucking, Desperate, broke hoe...

Wetin consign us...
let him be in his son's life, let hom sign the consent forms as a parent is that too mich to ask for?

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Romance / Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by funmisticqueen(f): 5:17pm On Sep 20
robinso01:

she should be responsible for her transport fare
lol, real men pay more for dates and are responsible for seeing to the safety of a lady by taking her home. i would take your post in stride and assume its the poverty speaking, not you.
Romance / Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by funmisticqueen(f): 12:48pm On Sep 20
Shelumiel:
What is wrong in spending 1500 on light snacks and drinks ...
you would spend more in a beer parlour
Romance / Re: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by funmisticqueen(f): 12:46pm On Sep 20
robinso01:
what's the #3k meant for ooo?
the 3k is for transport fare
Romance / Re: Ladies!! Keeping Sanity In Your Marriage/relationship In The Face Of Infidelity by funmisticqueen(f): 1:30pm On Sep 17
apatheticme:


In my experience, empty barrels make the loudest noise.

When the chips are down, the courageous does not need too much talk, but will quickly take a decision and take action.

Continue with your empty chest beating. When your eyes don clear we go know who be lily livered.

Mtchewwwww
lol, no need to get so angry. As for all the stuff you said about chest beating. i could care less
Romance / Re: Rugged Babes Should Answer This by funmisticqueen(f): 5:53am On Sep 17
LordShiva97:
Mine tastes like pineapple juice mixed with mayonnaise.
that means you are diabetic

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Romance / Re: Woman Attempts Suicide When Married Lover Refuses To Leave His Family For Her by funmisticqueen(f): 5:50am On Sep 17
please everyone knows that the man xan never leave his family for a side chick, if he does, he will do it again with you. Simple side chick 101. But i think this thread is a campaign to sppil someones reputation, if not they wont display her pictures so obviously. So i dont believe this.
Romance / Re: DNA Issues...ladies & Feminists Please Help Us!!! by funmisticqueen(f): 5:42am On Sep 17
is it the lady that impregnated herself, better be advising your fellow men to learn to be responsible.
Romance / Re: Ladies!! Keeping Sanity In Your Marriage/relationship In The Face Of Infidelity by funmisticqueen(f): 5:37am On Sep 17
Earthquake1:
Op you'll probably die a spinster

So you don't have worry about a cheating husband
you'll probably die a bachelor, who is unsuccessful at toasting girls.

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