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Education / Re: How To Get Laid In Oau by futurelee51: 6:44pm On Apr 20, 2017
you are such a disgrace to Oau,and nairaland has to moderate what appears on its front page,this is errant nonsense

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Education / Re: How To Get Laid In Oau by futurelee51: 6:42pm On Apr 20, 2017
[quote author=swifayo post=55730275]Hmmm don't know why I am sharing this but trust me getting laid in oau can be as hard as getting rich in Nigeria, but have drafted out 10 sure ways if done right to get laid on campus.

1: Be brilliant as Bleep: Yea oau is about reading if you can read hard then you better start going home. And this works in two ways (I) get laid cause girls envy you and they think you are going to make a good future. (ii) karashika students that want to collect your brain (got this idea from my grandma) lol. This may not be the best but trust me you will get laid atleast for sometimes till you run out of brain.

2: Always look good: as you can see it's not being handsome from birth but you maintaining yourself and your skin ( I recommend Peps organic products), get yourself a nice hair cut always, put some powder and smell great. Don't forget to wear latest designers.

3. Be popular : this can be achieved in many ways from singing to being a producer to the chief of them all being a political figure on campus, trust me this works wonders

4. Own a car: this is the surest of all if there is any word like that, it works one starting from moremi, to akintola, all the way to alumni, moz girl even if na tyre them go for sha own a car by any means and they don't care where you got it.

5. Be a giver: girls here like givers be ready to give her anything you can afford from taking her to forks and fingers to taking her to new market. Lend


what a surprise that this poo is coming out from a student of 0au(I presume you are),you are a disgrace to the entire great ife students.

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by futurelee51: 7:07am On Apr 19, 2017
please any whatsapp group for phone engineers- 08173311504
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by futurelee51: 10:15pm On Apr 17, 2017
Hello nairalanders, please,I am new here,I am phone engineer who is seeking to get more knowledge from senior colleagues, pls if there is any whatsapp group I could join,kindly add me on 08173311504
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Obafemi Awolowo University Aspirant by futurelee51: 9:12pm On Apr 13, 2017
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