₦airaland Forum

Becacia_Barbie: Lool...u ve been stalkn me o! Sup?

Just trying to get in touch wt u. Pls can we meet on facebook?

Becacia_Barbie: Chaiiiiiiiiiiiii...plz pass me an Handkerchief! mehhnnnn....verry soon all dis r gna turn into memories too! Chai...Life!!!

Barbie where have u been? We get talk oooo

Sleek05: I kinda agree with d op. Its just un4tunate dat wen u don't lyk d guy as much as he likes u, u tend 2 downplay all his care n emotions!

And that could be really painful.

Sleek05: LOL. D translations got me rotfl. Lemme add one common one... 'I'm not ready now, I need tym 2 sort myself out'. Gently knock on d next door pls, she either has no plans of ever being with u or shez kpn u as a reserve just in case she gets of age and has no choice.

u look amazing in those

udemzy_udex: nice idea,but one tin i av notice about u is that u always want to draw attention to urself...u're an attention seeker....good idea

maybe itz becos I'm the very best at wat I do.

dopeJemi: uhmmm!




No I'm not

thatz really disturbing

dopeJemi: Avnt heard of dat



Anyhau sha

waaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!! u are kidding me, right?

surveycash: Guys, I have 20 pieces of this item at reasonable price. Please all comments on it should go here http://epaynaira.net/blog/?p=31 so as not to derail from the thread. Thanks

They look nice but rather cheap at #50,000.

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dopeJemi: Aite!


So wats urs

forex trading

D'banj is an ungrateful and proud dude, he shld go learn humility from Don Jazzy.

dopeJemi: U must be taLking abt my addiction 2 Music


Right?

Right.

(CNN) - A Nigerian immigrant's
dream came true when President
Barack Obama signed into law a
rare private bill granting him
permanent residency in the Unites
States.

Victor Chukwueke, who lives in
Michigan on an expired visa, came
to the United States 11 years ago to
undergo treatment for massive
face tumors.

He graduated from a university in
the state, and plans to attend an
Ohio medical school that requires
him to have permanent residency,
also known as a green card.
In a rare act, the United States
Congress passed a private bill this
month granting him permanent
residency. Obama signed the bill
Friday.

Private bills -- which only apply to
one person and mostly focus on
immigration -- are rarely approved.
His is the only one to pass in
Congress in two years.
"I was overwhelmed with joy; it was
nothing less than a miracle," the
26-year-old says. "Only in this
country can so many miraculous
and wonderful things happen to
someone like me."

Before coming to the United States
at age 15, Chukwueke lived in the
southeastern Nigeria town of Ovim.
He suffers from neurofibromatosis,
a genetic disorder that causes
massive life-threatening tumors on
his face.

Treated as an outcast because of
his deformed face, he was
depressed and humiliated, he says.
His family abandoned him at an
orphanage after taking him to the
nation's best facilities for
treatment.
"I went to a large teaching hospital
in Nigeria and the doctor touched
my face and said there was nothing
they could do," he says. " I cried
and begged him to do something. I
was so tired of the humiliation."

Continue reading...
www.cnn.com/2012/12/29/world/africa/us-nigerian-obama-law/index.html?c=us

dopeJemi: TelL me


Y are u not surprised

one can tell your addiction from your name.

Facebook started in 2004 and today it is one of the biggest technology companies in the world with over 1 billion users. Nairaland started in 2005 and today it is one of the biggest technology companies in Nigeria with less than 1 million members.

Facebook is ranked 2nd in the world by Alexa while Nairaland is ranked 1st in Nigeria. Facebook made a revenue if $3.71 billion in 2011 while nairaland made....(fill in the gap).

I have some suggestions on how to grow membership and revenue for nairaland:

1) Nairaland must widen its scope; the website must have a global perspective by creating more boards to cater for a world-wide audience. Nairaland must not be complacent;

2) There is the need for more awareness by advertising Nairaland on Facebook, Google, and other major websites. This will draw new members and advertisers from all over the world thereby increasing membership and revenue;

3) Nairaland app should be created;

4) A board purely for business transaction should be created where business transactions can be conducted with Nairaland charging a commision for every deal successfully carried out. A classic example is www.alibaba.com;

5) Yearly charges may be introduced to members who wish to become platinum, gold or silver members.

6) Nairaland must increase the capacity of its server(s) in order to stop being overwhelmed all the time because that could be frustrating for some users;

7) Nairaland may want to consider an IPO just like facebook did. Being listed on the exchange brings in huge capital and increases awareness/visibility;

A board or section for social networking should be created. Here, people will be able to upload many pictures, chat and build relationships. You will be amazed how many people this alone will attract;

9) Opt out button must be included. Not being able to deactivate ones account is enough to keep so many out of Nairaland;

10) We should know who likes our
posts....It is necessary and helps the poster know who exactly agrees with him or her...

11) We should be notified if a post of
ours is quoted. This makes the site
more interactive as one would love
to reply immediately not clicking on
multiple pages before seeing a quote.

12) We should be able to share posts
and topics of NL on twitter and FB. This
would bring more people to nairaland and increase it's popularity.

13) )We should be able to message
another user directly....quick and
simple.

You may want to drop more ideas on how to move Nairaland forward in order to be able to compete with Facebook et al.

Wishing every nairalander a super 2013!

Facebook started in 2004 and today it is one of the biggest technology companies in the world with over 1 billion users. Nairaland started in 2005 and today it is one of the biggest technology companies in Nigeria with less than 1 million members.

Facebook is ranked 2nd in the world by Alexa while Nairaland is ranked 1st in Nigeria. Facebook made a revenue if $3.71 billion in 2011 while nairaland made....(fill in the gap).

I have some suggestions on how to increase membership and revenue for nairaland:

1) Nairaland must widen its scope; the website must have a global perspective by creating more boards to cater for a world-wide audience. Nairaland must not be complacent;

2) There is the need for more awareness by advertising Nairaland on Facebook, Google, and other major websites. This will draw new members and advertisers from all over the world thereby increasing membership and revenue;

3) Nairaland app should be created;

4) A board purely for business transaction should be created where business transactions can be conducted with Nairaland charging a commision for every deal successfully carried out. A classic example is www.alibaba.com;

5) Yearly charges may be introduced to members who wish to become platinum, gold or silver members.

6) Nairaland must increase the capacity of its server(s) in order to stop being overwhelmed all the time because that could be frustrating for some users;

7) Nairaland may want to consider an IPO just like facebook did. Being listed on the exchange brings in huge capital and increases awareness/visibility;

FXKing2012 should be made the Nairaland business consultant for more ideas on raising revenue and membership.

You may want to drop more ideas on how to move Nairaland forward in order to be able to compete with Facebook et al.

Pysam: Snuff and groundnut

lol

dopeJemi: YAWNING


And



MUSIC

why am I not surprised.

Nigerian rulers have their croonies here on nairaland, a classic example is sincere9gerian who was recruited by GEJ to help launder his image using nairaland.

What is that one thing you just can't do without? Is it a drug, a particular friend, alcohol/beer, a certain food, a book, church/mosque/shrine or sex?

Tell us what you are really addicted to.