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[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today? Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet. AFTER DROPPING THE CALL Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS John: Bastard how far? Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father? John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko? Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey come charge phone. John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer….. Francis: Idiot like U. Later now! AFTER DROPPING THE CALL John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime. Francis: John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always watch each other's back. TRUE or FALSE??[/quote] This deserves an award. |
ladunsky: have u been raped in the past? Do open up !No, but it almost happened when I was in JSS3. I was in the classroom alone after school hours reading, and all of a sudden these senior girls came in and started touching me and going through my bag. They started telling me how they've been noticing me and all. Then they started....(to be continued) |
[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]hian! I dont tink so.... Any guy who claims to be raped by gals, should be tagged a loser![/quote] I beg to differ! When the ladies are many they can overpower the guy and do all sorts of things to him |
This is a nice invention, I've already placed my order so Nigerian ladies can also be protected. But what about the one that protects guys from being r-a-p-e-d? Dont guys deserve to be protected as well? SAY NO TO R-A-P-E! |
Delafruita: and this is relevant because?Because it makes the world more equable and better. |
honeric01: JPY IS PRINTING MONEY O.. JUST BUY FROM ANYWHERE.... JUST BUY, JUST BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGreat call! 300pips on EJ today. |
confusion247: North Korea will continue to make noise till the joint military drills is over. North Korea is just an empty vessel. North Korea please strike and stop disturbing our peace.Any country with a nuclear weapon is no empty vessel bro. |
North Korea warned Thursday that its military has been cleared to attack the U.S. using "smaller, lighter and diversified" nuclear weapons , while the U.S. said it will strengthen regional protection by deploying a missile defense system to Guam. Despite the intense rhetoric, analysts do not expect a nuclear attack by North Korea, which knows the move could trigger a destructive, suicidal war. Experts believe Pyongyang does not yet have the ability to launch nuclear-tipped missiles, but its other nuclear capabilities aren't fully known. The strident warning from Pyongyang is the latest in a series of escalating threats from North Korea, which has railed against joint U.S. and South Korean military exercises taking place in South Korea and has expressed anger over tightened sanctions for its February nuclear test. Source: www.news.yahoo.com/nkorea-clears-military-attack-us-012016144.html |
^^^I'm glad I caught you. |
^^^ Nice write-up |
Solozzo: I'm amazed that someone like you believe that some people are meant to suffer by the divine arrangement. So why judge people who refused to be charitable to them? That it may be good for a young child to die, why build child hospitals? Religion has really eaten your brain and mind.Eh-yah! This is so unfortunate. I will try to help your ignorance, though, by giving you 10 scientific and practical reasons why you should believe in God. |
[quote author=Soraya_Leticia]Na ppl like u na. Wey dem dey when their mates dey work? U cnt tell her wat to do wit her money[/quote] How do you know she worked for the money? She could have inherited or even stolen the money. In fact, I suspect this is money laundry.. |
[quote author=Table Leg ]Dimwi.t.... So she should go to the streets and start spraying out her money because you and your friends are dying of starvation?! It is her money, she can do whatever she wants with it ... She is not obliged to give you and your fellow hungry mates a dime![/quote]Dude I'm neither starving nor poor, just campaigning for a better world. |
KateSpade: 1, 16 & 20. my downfallSorry . |
kepsi123: Imagine if Nigerian govt decide to make this their official car. The possibilities!!!Excellent! I have to immediately lobby for this in the national assembly. |
Spiritual. |
She cheated on Seal with this bodyguard/boyfriend of hers.... |
Sign of end time |
People who are today divorced or separated once had these feelings; these feelings do fade away and they are no guaranty of longevity of relationships. |
Rubbish! When people are dying of starvation on the streets. |
[quote author=frank3.16]sir, i no de quarrel wit u ooo, but for a wise man reread ur post and notice that ur belief is based on assumption. you have quoted 3 different maybes for just one issue. u see thats the problem i have with our religion... this whole dogma and warning are based on mayb, yet u say u are wise. please can u b convincing for once? thank u[/quote] Not to worry...will give you 10 very practical reasons that everyone can relate with and nobody can refute as to why I believe God exists. There would be no assumptions or "maybes" this time. |
mtcheeeeewwww... vanity upon vanity. |
God bless the OP, hope our ladies are reading and learning |
5direct: Lagos State Police Command has arrested members of a gang that allegedly robbed Murtala Muhammed International Airport on March 13, 2013..And why are they all Yorubas? Later some will say only Igbos engage in armed robbery |
^^^ It's almost April 8...you'll witness the ultimate showdown. |
Are we sure those are their real names? How come Igbo names? . |
Waooo...Igbos are at it again with their ingenius ways. This is just awesome...now I believe Igbos are really descendants of Jews. |
musKeeto: lol, feel free to open a new thread..What about I open a thread where I give you 10 reasons why I believe there is a God while you also give 10 reasons why you believe otherwise then we invite free thinkers to objectively and critically analyse both arguments and come up with their thoughts/conclusions on the matter? I say free thinkers because I think they are most likely to be unbiased. |
musKeeto: Lol, talk about not knowing...hmnn....problem is you approach this issue with a very biased mindset based on what you've been fed by your fellow atheists over the years, it would have been much better if you were a free thinker with a very open mindset and ready to look at the issue objectively. |
onlineresource: @fxking, thanks for the information about the gold and silver update.You are welcome...yes it is but others may do something similar in the nearest future since they are all competing for the same market. |
